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Average Rating: 3.2/10
Reviews Counted: 27
Fresh: 4 | Rotten: 23
Bordello of Blood is not as scary or funny as it thinks it is (or should've been), and all of Dennis Miller's lines sound like castoffs from his stand-up material.
Average Rating: 3.6/10
Critic Reviews: 7
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 6
Bordello of Blood is not as scary or funny as it thinks it is (or should've been), and all of Dennis Miller's lines sound like castoffs from his stand-up material.
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In this satirical horror-comedy, a gumshoe investigates a combination TV ministry/whorehouse/vampire infestation. After bounty hunter Vincent (Phil Fondacaro) unearths the remains of Lilith, queen of the vampires, he restores the alluring creature to life and lords over her using a magical talisman. Later, rowdy youngster Caleb Verdoux (Corey Feldman) convinces one of his dim-witted buddies to accompany him to a combination mortuary/house of ill repute where both young men fall prey to Lilith's
Aug 16, 1996 Wide
Oct 7, 2003
All Critics (27) | Top Critics (7) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (23) | DVD (2)
Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
This sickeningly puerile mess will be attractive only to teen boys who aren't too picky about special effects or scripts.
Top CriticVampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
This is a travesty.
The film is grisly enough to serve up some scant enjoyment as a slice of grand guignol, but it's otherwise just another dumb gore movie.
This very guilty pleasure never produces much suspense, but I couldn't stop laughing at Dennis Miller's sardonic asides.
... run-of-the-mill horror movie.
Stupid, bloody excuse for gore, nothing more.
... the series' die-hard fans will be left wanting.
A mediocre horror comedy with bad acting, Bordello of Blood is a lacking vampire yarn that has a good idea ruined with a terrible cast. This is a pointless attempt at a horror comedy, and the result is a mediocre film that is not memorable whatsoever. The film has really no meaning, and as a vampire film it fails. This
October 2, 2011
Super Reviewer
Another tongue cheek blood n guts rampage this time including lots of tits n ass too :) so its pretty darn good then haha. An unoriginal vampire tale this time, set in a brothel with lots of ladies eating biker types much like 'From Dusk Till Dawn' or 'Vamp' but nowhere near as good.Plot is pretty standard but like the
August 26, 2011Super Reviewer
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