Wow, how can I possibly give this "movie" a half star, as opposed to no stars? The Creeping Terror is, hands down, the worst "movie" I have ever seen in my entire life. I've watched a lot of crap, and found some redeeming quality to some of it, but this one just doesn't have anything even remotely redeeming about it.
If the Mystery Science Theater people haven't picked up on this one yet then they need to. This definitely needs both laughs and ridicule - there's got to be something good coming out of this crap. It has horribly long sequences with what looks like an overgrown carpet that's supposed to be an alien monster eating people, with a terrible voice-over job explaining the entire plot with hardly any of the actors even speaking. The music is absolutely atrocious, as well. Throughout the "movie," they use the same sound of a woman screaming on a loop when a woman is being eaten by the monster. It also involves a newlywed couple, who are trying to convince their friends that "marriage is great" while they make out on the couch in front of them. I tell ya, I'm blown away by this level of crap. Skip it, trust me. You don't want to see this.
December 24, 2011
