The Big Wedding Reviews

There are so many things wrong with this overblown, idiotic pile of feces that it's actually overwhelming me to put my thoughts in order to review it. Well, first of all, these giant wastes of ensemble comedy have been prevalent lately and they must end. The characters always end up ill defined, baseless, crude, and unfunny. That turns out to be a true statement of the cast assembled for this schlock, and what's so sad about it is that some of the biggest and most beloved names are attached to this film. I can critique every one of their performances negatively: De Niro is a pervert and a misogynist plain and simple, Keaton is playing yet another drippy old mom, Heigl is yet another disenchanted neurotic, and Williams plays another funny priest, because he just did so well in his previous role, right?! The premise is that a divorced couple pretend to be together to please their son's biological mother during his wedding, which in itself is simply too stupid to bear, and even if it was a smart start for a film, it is not utilized as a plot device as well as it could have been. Now, I definitely love mind numbing romantic comedic films, but this film is so far off from what is appropriate for a film to be. The humor is all adult, granting this film an R-rating, but none of said humor is anywhere near funny or smart. De Niro is in a role where he cheats, lies, and makes horrific comments and jokes that are women hating, nausea inducing, and pathetic. Every joke in this film revolves around sex, and really, aren't jokes. It's more shock humor than anything, but there's nothing shocking about a horrible older man who uses women and then makes fun of them for sport. Everyone in this film should truly hate one another, but they keep finding each other's antics to be eccentric or quaint, which is simply scary, not endearing. Only the siblings, who make fun of each other, have any scenes where familiar ties are displayed, but they slip right back into acidic behaviors. That and there's a large block of background information that gets schlepped onto us in the last several scenes of the film, and with prejudice, for no apparent reason other than to add more shock, and what do you know, it doesn't. Seriously, even for a film that at its core only wants to briefly entertain can't even do that right.

The Big Wedding is a creepy and tasteless comedy that never seems to use any of its cast members to their advantage, instead throwing them into a story that would even give a sex predator the chills. The film has an ensemble cast of A-list actors ranging from Robert DeNiro to Robin Williams, and not once does the film use any of them to make a laugh. There were a few chuckles throughout the film, mainly from the comedic talents of Topher Grace, but mainly I found the film to be disturbing and downright crude. It's a story that plays off an awkward situation for far too long and at a certain point I wanted to go home and watch Full House just to see a family with some moral values. This big family is some of the most disturbing, creepy, uncharismatic group of individuals to ever be in a film, I mean they make the Lannisters look like The Partridge Family. That being said, not all the actors failed to bring in some laughs. Topher Grace and Robin Williams gave me some smiles and laughs throughout the film and I enjoyed seeing them, but everyone else in this cast was unfunny, scary, or just plain unlikable. It has a story that makes me want to go to church, a group of characters that need some serious counseling, and few actors that live up to their abilities, and it disappoints me that such a promising ensemble have let their careers lead to crap like this.

The story follows a man (Robert DeNiro) having to pretend to get back together with his ex-wife (Diane Keaton) in order to please his adopted son's real mother who is a strong Christian, while the rest of the family is dealing with their own personal problems.

The plot of the film is so ridiculous and idiotic that it felt like a group of horny college kids wrote it in a day, and I cannot stress this fact enough. I swear this film focuses on one theme and that is sex, which what I means is all the characters ever talk about is sex or failed relationships because of sex. Everything in this films storyline just all comes down to sex, and at a point I thought to myself "so this is where comedy has become, sex jokes." What made the sex jokes in a film like "American Pie" so great is that it took unknown teenaged actors and gave them a movie about teenagers who just want to have sex, but this film has a bunch of adults who just act like they are children who don't know how to solve their own problems. I will admit Topher Grace had a subplot about wanting to have sex with his adopted brother's real sister that had some good laughs, but that is just another example that the writers found a subject like incest to be comedy genius. When I left the theater I was thankful to get out of that cesspool of unrealistic human beings and a bunch of storylines that nobody really cared about. There are many subplots in the film that I could've cared less about, and I wondered if the writers knew the film sucked so they found a bunch of popular actors that they believed would bring in some money. Either way, this story was a disturbing waste of time and makes me disappointed for a good cast of actors to actually participate in this trash.

The cast of the film features some of the best actors in Hollywood, so the mystery of why they would include themselves in this garbage is beyond me. Robert DeNiro plays a womanizing jerk that cheats on both his ex-wife and his new girlfriend, and it just made him almost instantly unlikable. Diane Keaton is pretty much the same old Diane Keaton, just looking much older and in need of a paycheck. Susan Sarandon really didn't bring any laughs to this comedy, in fact nobody would've really noticed if she had been gone to be honest. Kathryn Bigelow is just the dramatic daughter who is mad at her dad and her life, and at this point Bigelow need s to start making some career changes. Topher Grace made me laugh because he is Topher Grace, and I am proud to say that he one of the few actors that actually make this seem like a comedy. Robin Williams screen time is brief but well used, and I have to hand it to him that he still has his magic touch. Ben Barnes is really just used to drive the films story (whatever that is) and with or without him, this film wouldn't have been different. Amanda Seyfried didn't provide any laughs and really had no real purpose in the film, but after "Les Misérables" I guess I expected her to actually do something good with her career, I guess I was wrong. There are a few more actors but I am getting tired of telling you what a failure this cast was, so overall just don't expect anything worth mentioning in this unfunny group of people.

The Big Wedding didn't need to exist; in fact if I could go back I would go watch "Oblivion" a second time just to not have to experience this crap again. Director Justin Zackham has created a worthless and awful experience that will make audience members want to find the nearest exit as soon as possible. There were some positive things about the film, including Grace and William's performances, the fact that it didn't last too long, and that the setting for the film was actually well done. But despite all this, the fact that somebody called this a comedy makes me angry and want to scream at every single person involved in this trash. Zackham doesn't know how to make a comedy and should think about doing something else in his career or quitting altogether, because this does not make me want to experience anything else he has to offer. What made me angry the most I believe was that Robert DeNiro actually joined this films cast after he had finally proven to me last year with "Silver Linings Playbook" that he is still one of the best actors of all-time, so why is an actor of such high prestige including himself in such a waste of time such as this? I will never get my answer most likely, so all I can hope is that other people find this funnier than I did. If you enjoy seeing your money being taken away so you can sit in a chair for 90 minutes and not have a good time, than please be my guest.

A coming together of amazing potential and material that seemingly time traveled from 1970 to be with audiences today, this Big, fat, but far-from-Greek Wedding ends up to be somewhat of a marriage of inconvenience for moviegoers. As for a better Mediterranean reference than Greece, this flick amounts to more of a Roman Circus as interpreted by a New York playwright. Indeed, Neil Simon would be spinning around in his urn about now...if he weren't still alive to see his CV picked over like a video store discount rack. Here, it often feels like his greatest comedic works have been immortalized in this reworking called The Brighton Beach Memoirs of an Odd Couple Lost in Yonkers with Biloxi Blues on the 23rd Floor or, as writer/director Justin Zackman calls it, The Big Wedding. Though funny at times, the contrived material, with all-too-familiar situations and caricatures shouldered with both pratfalls and supposedly shocking confessions, has a decidedly dated feel. If it weren't for the F-bombs and modern lingo, you'd think that Jack Lemmon and Ann-Margaret were headlining these wedding bell blues.

In this R-rated comedy, a long-divorced couple (Robert De Niro, Diane Keaton) fakes being married as their family (Katherine Heigl, Amanda Seyfried, Topher Grace, Susan Sarandon) unites for a wedding.

Here, De Niro headlines a wonderful ensemble and again astounds viewers with his curmudgeonly comic sensibilities. As a whole, this dysfunctional family generates enough of a spark to make this Deja Viewing almost worth the admission price. If only Zackman's script didn't feel so derivative of past comedies.

Bottom line: The Goodbye Hurl.

Even though it has bad critic ratings I would still like to see it, maybe on a day that I have absolutely nothing to do I will watch it.

The only thing interesting about this movie was the scenery - couldn't wait for it to end, unfortunately.

Well I was in movie house full of laughing people, it was funny. Some movie critics are up them selves

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A coming together of amazing potential and material that seemingly time traveled from 1970 to be with audiences today, this Big, fat, but far-from-Greek Wedding ends up to be somewhat of a marriage of inconvenience for moviegoers. As for a better Mediterranean reference than Greece, this flick amounts to more of a Roman Circus as interpreted by a New York playwright. Indeed, Neil Simon would be spinning around in his urn about now...if he weren't still alive to see his CV picked over like a video store discount rack. Here, it often feels like his greatest comedic works have been immortalized in this reworking called The Brighton Beach Memoirs of an Odd Couple Lost in Yonkers with Biloxi Blues on the 23rd Floor or, as writer/director Justin Zackman calls it, The Big Wedding. Though funny at times, the contrived material, with all-too-familiar situations and caricatures shouldered with both pratfalls and supposedly shocking confessions, has a decidedly dated feel. If it weren't for the F-bombs and modern lingo, you'd think that Jack Lemmon and Ann-Margaret were headlining these wedding bell blues.

In this R-rated comedy, a long-divorced couple (Robert De Niro, Diane Keaton) fakes being married as their family (Katherine Heigl, Amanda Seyfried, Topher Grace, Susan Sarandon) unites for a wedding.

Here, De Niro headlines a wonderful ensemble and again astounds viewers with his curmudgeonly comic sensibilities. As a whole, this dysfunctional family generates enough of a spark to make this Deja Viewing almost worth the admission price. If only Zackman's script didn't feel so derivative of past comedies.

Bottom line: The Goodbye Hurl.

Not one laugh. Crude stupid and boring. i walked out after about 40 minutes of waiting for a joke.Was there a writer? . It is that bad..i ask you how did they get Robin Williams to NOT be funny? News flash smutty (Oral sex on the table is just the begining) does not equal funny no matter how hard you try. Cannot believe this cast did not "lawyer up" and stop this movie from being released,I think what is bothering me the most is that the ads made it seem like a clever smart comedy and it was at best a jumble of pieced together scenes and the most preposterous plot in history. Feel like I need to take a shower when i got out!I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!

Enjoyed the movie-very funny--great cast. I would suggest it to twenty somethings up

I went to see this with some girlfriends and it beyond boring. The plot is contrived, the stunts crude. Can't believe 72% liked this movie! If I could give it no stars I would.

Love it! Absolutely hilarious!

This is without a doubt, truly one of the worst movies ever. If I had not been with a friend, I would have left. Badly directed, no flow, BAD ACTING! RUN away!

Spoiler alert. Crew members made money working on The Big Wedding. That's nice. Let's celebrate that and forget the rest, absent a few lines that had heart.

Sad to see talent wasted in this crude and unfunny film. It comes across as a desperate attempt to appear relevant to younger audiences through vulgarity, profanity, and a cynical attitude about love and relationships. Most appealing part in the movie is the house.

with this cast, it could have been so much better...

The cast must have done this film strictly for spending money.

A criminal waste of star power, this humorless, startlingly vulgar and tedious mess of a comedy with a painfully dull script will hit the DVD bargain bins faster than what looked like a visibly upset Susan Sarandon worshiper stormed out of the theater some 20 minutes into the screening the rest of us were stubbornly determined to endure.

The trailer is unbelievably unfunny, and the premise of the movie could not be more irritating and idiotic.

When a movie tries to establish itself as a bit of an unexpected raunchy comedy in the first five minutes, it ends up being a huge disappointment when the raunchiness turns in to a formulaic rom com. I will admit the movie made me chuckle, but not nearly enough to make this movie bearable. It is most unfortunate that this talented cast is wasted with such lame material.