Average Rating: 2.4/10
Reviews Counted: 23
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 22
Adapted from the bestselling self-help tome, The Celestine Prophesy is indifferently directed and acted, and its plotting is virtually tension-free.
Average Rating: 2/10
Critic Reviews: 9
Fresh: 0 | Rotten: 9
Adapted from the bestselling self-help tome, The Celestine Prophesy is indifferently directed and acted, and its plotting is virtually tension-free.
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The prophecy of a worldwide spiritual awakening gradually begins to come into focus in director Armand Mastroianni and screenwriters James Redfield, Barnet Bain, and Dan Gordon's sweeping adaptation of James Redfield's best-selling novel. John Woodson (Matthew Settle) was a high-school history teacher before the loss of his job left him disillusioned and facing an uncertain future. When John is contacted by ex-girlfriend and journalist Charlene (Robyn Cohen), who is currently in town on a brief
PG, 1 hr. 39 min.
Apr 19, 2006 Wide
Dec 19, 2006
$1.0M
Celestine Films
All Critics (24) | Top Critics (9) | Fresh (1) | Rotten (23) | DVD (4)
... tedious and ill-made claptrap it makes staring at your hands seem like four-star entertainment by comparison.
[The film is] arguably as effective as Ambien at inducing sleep, but possible side effects include uncontrollable laughter.
A delectable fusion of New Age babble and luridly bad filmmaking based on the best-selling 1993 book by James Redfield.
The movie is flatly acted and extremely ill-paced, lacking any sense of urgency, momentum or fun.
Believer and skeptic alike can agree on one thing: It is a transcendentally awful movie.
The movie is self-conscious and lacks dramatic tension, and the dialogue sounds like people reading passages from James Redfield's novel ...
James Redfield's best seller hits the big screen with a dull thud.
Just about the best thing that can be said for this spiritual potboiler is that it is not much worse than The Da Vinci Code.
This is just dogma delivered in the blunt tones of an old classroom hygiene film.
One would think that since the book sold 14 million copies, Hollywood would have bought the film rights waay back then , but they didn't I can now see why.
The Celestine Prophecy Movie never transcends either the look or the feel of a cult recruitment film crossed with a Christian-network infomercial.
Armand Mastroianni brings James Redfield's huge bestseller to the screen with all the care it deserves ... which is none.
If "The Da Vinci Code" were based on New Age theories similar to those in "What the Bleep Do We Know?" -- and if it were terrible -- the result would be "The Celestine Prophecy Movie."
So clumsily made on every level -- acting, dialogue, decor, lighting, editing, scoring -- that it would never have found its way into theaters if there weren't the name of a best-seller to slap on it.
A thrill-less thriller.
Based on the best-selling self-help book, the movie shares the book's chief flaw, which is that it's so awkwardly put together that it's hard to concentrate on the interesting ideas it may contain.
Spiritual epiphany is tough to convey onscreen, and near impossible in the hands of wooden actors.
How's this for a prophecy: This earnest but hokey adaptation of James Redfield's New Age best-seller won't last more than a few weeks in theaters.
I don't know why I expect a film adaptation to do a book that I love justice. It's always the same high expectations, falling short. This however, takes bad transfers from page to screen to a whole new low. Based on James Redfield's 1993 bestselling novel it tells the story of high-school teacher John Woodson (Matthew
June 10, 2011Super Reviewer
The Celestine Prophecy has got to be the most boring film ever made. A total waste of time from start to finish. I never read the book, and won't after seeing this trash. But man was this film pointless and lame. I never seen something so crappy. The film has a terrible plot, and worse acting. I here the book is great,
July 22, 2011
Super Reviewer
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