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The Three Musketeers Reviews

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Roger Moore
McClatchy-Tribune News Service

A befouling of Dumas.

Full Review Source: McClatchy-Tribune News Service | Original Score: 1/4

December 30, 2012
Kristal Cooper
We Got This Covered

The film may have its fun moments but this adaptation does nothing more than make these Three Musketeers look like a bunch of Stooges.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 5/10

September 22, 2012
Jeff Beck

While you're busy looking at the special effects, you'll begin to notice that there's not really anything in the way of substance like a well-thought-out plot and characters that you care about.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 2.5/4

September 19, 2012
Kevin Carr
7M Pictures

It's fun for a Saturday afternoon viewing, but it will ultimately go down in the annals of movie history as yet another forgettable adaptation.

Full Review Source: 7M Pictures | Original Score: 2/5

March 19, 2012
Jules Brenner
Cinema Signals

Never has failure looked this good!

Full Review Source: Cinema Signals | Original Score: 3/5

March 3, 2012
Ignatiy Vishnevetsky
Ebert Presents At The Movies

If you want over-the-top entertainment that doesn't respect the laws of physics, you can't do much better than this.

Full Review Source: Ebert Presents At The Movies

January 4, 2012
Linda Cook
KWQC-TV (Iowa)

You might mistake the sound of swashbuckling for what it really is: Alexandre Dumas spinning in his grave. Much closer to 'Pirates of the Caribbean' lite than it is to 'The Three Musketeers,' this makes a mess of the classic Dumas tale.

Full Review Source: KWQC-TV (Iowa) | Original Score: 1/4

December 22, 2011
Jeff Bayer
The Scorecard Review

Ugh. Nothing makes sense, it's not funny and the 3D is worthless.

Full Review Source: The Scorecard Review | Original Score: 2/10

November 14, 2011
Bruce Bennett
Spectrum (St. George, Utah)

Anderson has crafted a beautiful and rambunctious film that is in many ways a lot more fun than the last few Disney "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.

Full Review Source: Spectrum (St. George, Utah) | Original Score: B

November 8, 2011
Neil Pond
American Profile

The actors should have remained dry-docked instead of shipping out on this big, bloated Three Muske-mess.

Full Review Source: American Profile | Original Score: 2/5

November 3, 2011
John Wirt
Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)

A frequent choice for transposing fiction into film, The Three Musketeers returns as an action-filled, slight diversion.

Full Review Source: Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA) | Original Score: 2/4

November 2, 2011
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

So dumb and goofy and ridiculous that it's actually kind of hard not to like on those terms.

Full Review Source: Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) | Original Score: 3/5

November 1, 2011
Susan Granger
SSG Syndicate

So hammy and campy that Alexander Dumas would scarcely recognize this latest incarnation of his swashbuckling tale.

Full Review Source: SSG Syndicate | Original Score: 5/10

October 28, 2011
Kimberley Jones
Austin Chronicle

Have we retained nothing of the lessons of Hudson Hawk? Like that early Nineties comical disaster, The Three Musketeers hinges on the secret machinations of Leonardo da Vinci.

Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | Original Score: 2/5

October 28, 2011
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

Gaudy and vulgar ...

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 1/5

October 27, 2011
Anders Wotzke

Alexandre Dumas isn't merely turning in his grave, he's half way through re-enacting 'Thriller'.

Full Review Source: Moviedex | Original Score: .5/5

October 26, 2011
Peter Keough
Boston Phoenix

Logan Lerman's adolescent D'Artagnan has a haircut that makes him look like Ally Sheedy, Christoph Waltz imitates a lisping John Malkovich as Cardinal Richelieu, and Milla Jovovitch turns Milady de Winter into an insipid ninja.

Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | Original Score: 2/4

October 25, 2011
Sandie Angulo Chen
Common Sense Media

Swashbuckler for tweens has tons of action but no heart.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 2/5

October 25, 2011
Jackie K. Cooper

The same old story but with some new twists, a substantial cast, and some energetic special effects.

Full Review Source: | Original Score: 6/10

October 25, 2011
Michelle Alexandria
Eclipse Magazine

The movie suffers from the malady that all remakes have - if you change it too much it becomes unrecognizable and you upset people like me who want the same thing only modernized, if you keep it the same it becomes unoriginal and a pointless exercise.

Full Review Source: Eclipse Magazine | Original Score: C

October 24, 2011
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