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The Watch Reviews

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Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com

The four leads are funny, separately and together.

Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com | Original Score: B

July 17, 2013
Al Alexander
The Patriot Ledger

Rote, crass and worst of all, totally laugh-free, it inspires you to exact your own brand of vigilante justice.

Full Review Source: The Patriot Ledger | Original Score: D-

May 26, 2013
Tom Glasson
Concrete Playground

Light entertainment at its lightest, The Watch does at least elicit some laughs.

Full Review Source: Concrete Playground | Original Score: 2/5

March 4, 2013
Tim Grierson
Deadspin

"The Watch" is a Dream Team in which no one's drawn up any plays and nobody passes the ball. Everybody just shoots and hopes for the best.

Full Review Source: Deadspin

February 12, 2013
Eric Melin
Scene-Stealers.com

This lame sci-fi comedy was supposed to be for teens, but was re-written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg to be aimed at adults. The result is a movie that doesn't work for either.

Full Review Source: Scene-Stealers.com | Original Score: 1/4

December 12, 2012
Brian Gibson
Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Canada)

Bland and juvenile, with little thought, humour, or imagination. It actually endorses its posse of puerile nobodies as noble, ass-kicking Americans.

Full Review Source: Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Canada)

November 22, 2012
Michael Sauter
Film Journal International

A talented cast shines brightly, but can't carry the weight of this under-inspired sci-fi frolic.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International

November 16, 2012
Andy Lea
Daily Star

For a flabby 101-minute movie, the gag hit rate is alarmingly low.

Full Review Source: Daily Star | Original Score: 2/5

October 30, 2012
Marty Mapes
Movie Habit

Aims for ridiculous comedy, hits "ridiculous"

Full Review Source: Movie Habit

October 20, 2012
Jason Buchanan
TV Guide's Movie Guide

The aliens may be not of this Earth, but the jokes in this lifeless sci-fi comedy are so lazy they never even manage to lift off.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | Original Score: 1/4

October 19, 2012
Adam Ross
The Aristocrat

The only arcs these characters encounter are in their pants.

Full Review Source: The Aristocrat | Original Score: 2/5

October 19, 2012
Martin Roberts
Fan The Fire

If the scenes between the four leads had been stronger, it might have been easier to overlook the film's structural and tonal weaknesses, but as it happens they only rescue it in dribs and drabs.

Full Review Source: Fan The Fire | Original Score: 2/5

September 30, 2012
Ben Kendrick
ScreenRant

The Watch is a lazy production at nearly every level. Expect these aliens to have better luck in a couple years - when they invade basic cable.

Full Review Source: ScreenRant | Original Score: 2/5

September 27, 2012
Patrick Kolan
Shotgun Critic

All of this builds a pretty catastrophic picture of The Watch - and I think, given how many other awesome, funny, gross and clever comedies are out there, I refuse to be an apologist. It's not an unmitigated disaster, but it's not good - or good enough.

Full Review Source: Shotgun Critic | Original Score: 1.5/5

September 26, 2012
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

... one of the funniest movies of the year.

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | Original Score: 3/5

September 26, 2012

the story regularly dozes off and wakes up in other places, squinting its eyes and groping in the dark for laughs.

Full Review Source: Crikey

September 20, 2012

It's one of those sad occasions where the bringing together of funny people mysteriously negates their ability to be funny.

Full Review Source: 3AW | Original Score: 1.5/5

September 15, 2012
Jonathan Lack
We Got This Covered

The Watch is an utterly soulless, lazy, painfully dull affair. It is not a film. It is a product, and an awful one. This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 0/10

September 14, 2012
Dominic Corry
Flicks.co.nz

There may be plenty of studio comedies that are better than this film, but there are more that are worse.

Full Review Source: Flicks.co.nz | Original Score: 3/5

September 13, 2012
Blake Howard
2UE That Movie Show

The Watch doesn't totally know what it is - but that doesn't matter. It's entertaining, silly fun, if you like gaggles of fools stumbling upon alien invasions and d*ck jokes.

Full Review Source: 2UE That Movie Show | Original Score: 2.5/5

September 13, 2012
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