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The Watch Reviews

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Simon Miraudo
Quickflix

The Watch is indeed a feathered fish. It's a freaking underwater ostrich. Whether or not it will appeal to all four quadrants is of little concern to any viewer lucky enough to be located within its niche demographic, however.

Full Review Source: Quickflix | Original Score: 3/5

September 12, 2012
Andrew L. Urban
Urban Cinefile

Four likeable guys and fine screen actors make a meal of this loony, gross-out sci-fi comedy, but you wonder if it isn't time for them to leave behind juvenile alley

Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile

September 10, 2012
Louise Keller
Urban Cinefile

Bursting with penis jokes, this low-laugh, low-brow comedy hovers somewhere between mash-up and alien mush

Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile

September 10, 2012

Off-the-production-line comedy, marketed as a sci-fi fan-boy's lighter bit of fluffy entertainment. And the aliens - seen them, zapped them all before.

Full Review Source: HeyUGuys | Original Score: 1/5

September 9, 2012
Ed Gibbs
The Sunday Age

This little-green-men mash-up shows that in space, no one can hear you laugh.

Full Review Source: The Sunday Age | Original Score: 2/5

September 9, 2012
Rich Cline
Contactmusic.com

With a sour tone and jokes that have no punchlines, this is a relentlessly unfunny comedy that shifts into an unexciting alien invasion thriller

Full Review Source: Contactmusic.com | Original Score: 2/5

September 4, 2012

Film4

Stiller, Vaughn, Hill and Ayoade muster their comedic powers in a bid to save the script. They almost pull it off - but they've all been in better.

Full Review Source: Film4

August 29, 2012
Terry Staunton
Radio Times

Schaffer piles on the jokes and set pieces to keep things moving.

Full Review Source: Radio Times | Original Score: 4/5

August 26, 2012
Philip French
Observer [UK]

Altogether a deeply dislikable damp squib of a picture.

Full Review Source: Observer [UK]

August 26, 2012
Donald Clarke
Irish Times

There's nothing particularly offensive about the piece. But its intergalactic badness does take the breath away.

Full Review Source: Irish Times | Original Score: 1/5

August 24, 2012
Jason Best
Movie Talk

With this cast and this set-up, we could have had comic fireworks; instead, thanks to slapdash direction and slack pacing, The Watch is a damp squib - so much so that even Vaughn's quick-fire smut fails to ignite.

Full Review Source: Movie Talk

August 24, 2012
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

The comedy is based on the 'hilarious' notion that these men act like 12-year-olds, talking about sports and sex in the most simplistically rude ways imaginable

Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | Original Score: 2/5

August 24, 2012
Christopher Tookey
Daily Mail [UK]

The Watch is unwatchable - a punishingly long, aggressively crude, laugh-free American comedy about neighbourhood vigilantes in suburban Ohio.

Full Review Source: Daily Mail [UK] | Original Score: 0/5

August 23, 2012
Allan Hunter
Daily Express

Vaughn is now officially the Hollywood star you would most like to see announcing their retirement.

Full Review Source: Daily Express | Original Score: 1/5

August 23, 2012
Ellen E Jones
Total Film

If you can ignore the disturbing parallels with recent events, this middle-aged, Middle-American Attack The Block raises a laugh.

Full Review Source: Total Film | Original Score: 3/5

August 23, 2012
Catherine Shoard
Guardian

It's got a cast to kill for, a Seth Rogen/Evan Goldberg script (they wrote Superbad) and a promisingly Ghostbusters-ish premise. And yet it's catastrophic.

Full Review Source: Guardian | Original Score: 1/5

August 23, 2012
Nigel Andrews
Financial Times

By the end you want to mercy-shoot everyone involved.

Full Review Source: Financial Times | Original Score: 1/5

August 23, 2012
James Lachno
Daily Telegraph

All the bromancing back-slapping can't hide the quartet's crippling lack of screen chemistry, while frights, and laughs, are non-existent.

Full Review Source: Daily Telegraph | Original Score: 1/5

August 23, 2012
Adam Woodward
Little White Lies

A career low for everyone involved.

Full Review Source: Little White Lies | Original Score: 1/5

August 23, 2012
Graham Young
Birmingham Post

While not expecting Wildean wit, this puerile, or should that be penile, picture doesn't even measure up to previous Stiller/Vaughn pair ups.

Full Review Source: Birmingham Post | Original Score: 2/5

August 22, 2012
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