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The Wicker Man (2006)

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Average Rating: 3.6/10
Reviews Counted: 105
Fresh: 16 | Rotten: 89

Puzzlingly misguided, Neil LaBute's update The Wicker Man struggles against unintentional comedy and fails.

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Average Rating: 3.4/10
Critic Reviews: 18
Fresh: 2 | Rotten: 16

Puzzlingly misguided, Neil LaBute's update The Wicker Man struggles against unintentional comedy and fails.

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A young child has gone missing and it's up to a haunted but determined policeman to travel to the remote island community where she was last seen and solve the lingering mystery of her disappearance in director Neil LaBute's updated reworking of Anthony Shaffer's 1973 cult horror classic. Upon receiving a letter from his one-time fiancée, Willow (Kate Beahan), imploring him to search for her missing daughter on the secluded island of Summersisle, Policeman Edward Malus (Nicolas Cage) quickly

Dec 19, 2006

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Neil LaBute's utterly misconceived remake of Robin Hardy's 1973 cult horror film is a boring, fright-free catastrophe.

September 23, 2006 Full Review Source: Time Out
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The '73 film is brilliantly constructed and ends with a punctuation mark that was shocking in its day. LaBute's movie attempts to shock, as well, and does: Given the names involved and the casting of Cage, it is shockingly bad.

September 23, 2006 Full Review Source: New York Daily News
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Despite retaining significant chunks of Shaffer's dialogue to go along with the basic story structure, LaBute has transformed the eerie, disturbing psychological thriller into an unintentional comedy.

September 7, 2006 Full Review Source: ReelViews
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The Wicker Man is comically inept as a horror movie, unable to even manage an effective false scare, or sustain suspense for more than a beat or two.

September 5, 2006 | Comments (2)
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The original Wicker Man had its flaws, particularly in the lumpy pacing. LaBute's thoroughly inessential remake not only lovingly reproduces those flaws, it introduces a slew of new ones.

September 2, 2006 Full Review Source: AV Club
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The whole thing is transparently a concoction, and so even though the movie holds you, its climax lacks that tingle of madness. All that's burning is some sticks.

September 2, 2006 Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly
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An exploitative mystery horror film in which Edward Woodward overacts his heart out.

August 15, 2011 Full Review Source: Cinema Sight
Cinema Sight

LaBute has replaced the seduction of the first film with a general sense of bewilderment and loss; it's good for building tension but doesn't fit with the payoff. The plot elements lead where they need to go well enough but don't mix particularly well.

March 10, 2011 Full Review Source: ComingSoon.net
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When The Wicker Man offers more laughs than Talladega Nights, it might be a sign for the auteur to switch brands to comedy

August 30, 2009 Full Review Source: CinePassion | Comments (3)
CinePassion

Nicolas Cage gives the worst performance of his career opposite Kate Beahen in this useless update of Robin Hardy's far creepier 1973 original suspense movie based on Anthony Shaffer's novel.

April 20, 2009 Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | Comments (2)
ColeSmithey.com

Laughable, awful, and downright ridiculous.

July 10, 2007 Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed
Cinema Crazed

...there's just something inherently entertaining about watching [Nicolas Cage] one-up himself every few minutes...

June 30, 2007 Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | Comments (2)
Reel Film Reviews

In the final act of The Wicker Man, when Nicolas Cage has donned a bear suit, you have to wonder just what it is you're watching.

March 24, 2007 Full Review Source: UGO

It's a troubled strangeness - the uncommon sight of a literate studio film extolling messages most literate audiences can't get behind - that makes the movie's whole presence fascinating.

March 15, 2007 Full Review

...features an over-the-top leading man utilizing every single tic in his arsenal that has ever been impersonated by a comedian, and doing so seemingly with gleeful abandon and blissful unawareness

February 9, 2007 Full Review Source: LYTRules.com | Comments (6)
LYTRules.com

The Wicker Man's long journey through the decades and across the ocean has led somewhere no one could have predicted, or wanted.

December 30, 2006 Full Review Source: CBC.ca Arts

Bad idea. Bad film.

December 30, 2006 Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | Comment (1)
Empire Magazine

By the time he's running through the woods in a bear suit, it's hard to take any of it seriously.

December 10, 2006 Full Review Source: Movie Metropolis
Movie Metropolis

Neil LaBute -- who never met a story he couldn't turn into a paranoid castration fantasy -- dumbs things down enough to insult the stupid.

November 4, 2006 Full Review Source: Jam! Movies
Jam! Movies

LaBute's remake could be an atonement, a perversely clever way of turning the gun on himself... or a conspiracy theorist's invective against a gender he fears and loathes.

October 13, 2006 Full Review Source: Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)
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October 3, 2006 Full Review Source: Movies for the Masses
Movies for the Masses

Neil LaBute's remake of the British horror classic is as wooden as its titular effigy... and wholly unnecessary.

September 23, 2006 Full Review Source: rec.arts.movies.reviews
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Cage lumbers around in full-on shouty mode and his character is never particularly likeable ... whilst decent actresses like Frances Conroy and Ellen Burstyn are given very little to do beyond trying to keep a straight face.

September 23, 2006 Full Review Source: ViewLondon | Comment (1)
ViewLondon

Nearly all of what made the 1973 film such an unforgettable cinematic experience is lost in translation.

September 23, 2006 Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle
Austin Chronicle

Part of the original's effectiveness derived from the main character, whose strong religious convictions were ultimately used against him in the most sinister of ways, a dimension the new film is sorely lacking.

September 23, 2006 Full Review Source: Q Network Film Desk
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Audience Reviews for The Wicker Man

As a horror film, it fails completely, and I mean completely. However, as a piece of comedy, this film is excellent. For instance, there is a dream-within-a-dream sequence that missed the mark so spectacularly that I burst out laughing in utter shock. Funnier than that however is Nicolas Cage, whose lines 'How'd it get burned?!', 'What's in the bag, a shark or something?' and 'Oh no! Not the bees! Aghhhh!' deserve to be in the AFI Top 100 Quotes, thanks mainly to Cage's, shall we say, 'Cageseque' delivery. The terrific script is laced with unintentionally funny lines, another notable moment being when Cage turns the acquiring of a bicycle into a serious police procedure - *draws gun* "Step away from the bike." Merely quoting these lines here do not do them justice, you have to see it to appreciate it. As you may know, the film's direction was so markedly ill-judged that the aforementioned scenes have now become legendary in the Online community.

Cage's battles with the maddeningly brainwashed women of Summersisle are also a joy to watch, as there are no holds barred when things get physical; Cage lays down the law with a combination of thundering punches to the face, kicks to the chest and stern Cagesque shouting, and there are times where he does all of this whilst dressed a grizzly bear. I suspect my enjoyment of the film was significantly compounded by the HD copy that I watched, so I would recommend that, as the filming locations are quite pretty. Overall I think this film is firmly within the 'so bad it's good' category, it's impossible to take it seriously - it really is entertainingly poor.
October 19, 2012
Jack Hawkins
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Avoided this film for a long time but finally sat down to watch it so here we go. A detective (Nicolas Cage) goes to Summer's Isle to look for a girl named Rowan at the request of a former girlfriend named Willow. But he is instead met by an island of women who dominate the men and sacrifice girls at an altar of fire to help their crops grow.

I enjoyed the acting of Ellen Burstyn (who plays Christopher Lee's role as Summerisle), though I was disappointed in the casting choice. I would have preferred an older horror actress, or even better someone from the original film. Burstyn makes a great matriarchal figure, but doesn't really have the credentials for the role she was cast in. (I should also briefly note Nicholas Cage is not a horror actor... and his acting here is splotchy and uneven, to say the least.) Neil LaBute directs, after being best known for "Nurse Betty". I've read the novella "The Shape of Things" by LaBute, as well, and don't see how LaBute got this project. What about these past projects says "you're the guy to remake an English horror classic"? Here's where the spoilers come in: As a film by itself, the movie was weak, but as a remake it was completely worthless. It was as if you took a great novel written on the college level and gutted it for 10-year olds. But did it in such a way that even the kids' intelligence is insulted. I have four primary concerns.

First, the replacement of the pagan religion with the women-dominated society. This sanitized the brilliant dichotomy of Christianity and paganism from the original, getting rid of the most thought provoking aspects. The all female society thing has been overdone (how many times has "Star Trek" done this?).

Along with this, the original made Christianity get called into doubt and made the islanders seem innocent. Here, we are confronted by people who outright murder and burn people... so even though Cage comes across as a jerk, the islanders are clear villains. This completely reverses the greatest dimension of the first film.

Third, the Willow character is completely stupid and extraneous. In the original, we were given a little piece at a time of the Rowan mystery. This made the film very enjoyable for the viewer. But in the remake, this Willow character shows up at random times to explain the plot to Cage (and us), making most of the mystery shallow or completely removed.

And finally, the death of Cage is utterly stupid nonsense. In the original, the detective is a Christian and his faith is tested for a couple days to make sure he is pure for sacrifice. In the new one, there is no purity or any hint of religiousness. All they require is a link to the island. So, my question is this: why did they give him the run-around instead of just knocking him unconscious in the first place? He was not tested, and the lies were pointless... making the entire film utter bull.

Can you tell I didn't care for this film? As a piece of entertainment, it serves a purpose. But it's poorly written, not expertly acted... and a great insult to the viewer and the original film. I wouldn't let anyone watch this, not even to compare to the original... it's just not worth the time. Watch the original instead
June 30, 2011
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Top Five Reasons to watch The Wicker Man:
1. Nicholas Cage slowly walks up to a woman, never breaking eye contact. He reminded me of Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. He then knocks her completely unconscious.
2. Nicholas Cage, in a bear costume, clotheslines an old lady.
3. Nicholas Cage karate kicks Leelee Sobieski square in the face.
4. Nicholas Cage screaming, ``Killing me won`t bring back your damn honey!``
5. Nicholas Cage screaming, ``No! Not the bees!``
Actually, just Youtube The Wicker Man Best Scenes. Someone was kind enough to edit these scenes together.
Painfully slow, lifeless acting, and too many unintentionally funny moments to count, this is filmmaking at its most incompetent.
I truly mean it when I put this movie right up there with Tommy Wiseau`s The Room as one of the most unintentionally funny movies ever made. And just like The Room, maybe one day The Wicker Man remake will obtain a cult following where people attend, laugh, and just make fun of this horrible piece of celluloid.
May 17, 2011
MovieGeek13

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    1. Edward Malus: Take of the mask!
    – Submitted by Fox Cutler M (8 months ago)
    1. Edward Malus: Step away from the bike!
    – Submitted by Jakob S (15 months ago)
    1. Edward Malus: How'd it get burned?
    – Submitted by Jamey B (19 months ago)
    1. Edward Malus: What's in the bag? A shark, or something?
    – Submitted by Jed G (19 months ago)
    1. Edward Malus: AAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGH MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (22 months ago)
    1. Dr. Moss: KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMN HONEY!
    2. Sister Summerisle: Oh but I know it will.
    – Submitted by Baurushan J (22 months ago)
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