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Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (2012)

TOMATOMETER

Average Rating: 4.3/10
Reviews Counted: 69
Fresh: 26
Rotten: 43

Critics Consensus: Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie is on a gleeful quest to repulse audiences, but sometimes less is more with this sketchy duo.

Average Rating: 4.4/10
Reviews Counted: 24
Fresh: 8
Rotten: 16

Critics Consensus: Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie is on a gleeful quest to repulse audiences, but sometimes less is more with this sketchy duo.

AUDIENCE SCORE

Average Rating: 3/5
User Ratings: 4,554

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Movie Info

An all new feature film from the twisted minds of cult comedy heroes Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim (Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job)! Tim and Eric are given a billion dollars to make a movie, but squander every dime... and the sinister Schlaaang corporation is pissed. Their lives at stake, the guys skip town in search of a way to pay the money back. When they happen upon a chance to rehabilitate a bankrupt mall full of vagrants, bizarre stores and a man-eating wolf that stalks the food … More

Rating:
R (for strong crude and sexual content throughout, brief graphic nudity, pervasive language, comic violence and drug use)
Genre:
Comedy
Directed By:
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Written By:
Tim Heidecker , Eric Wareheim , Jonathan Krisel , Doug Lussenhop , Jon Mugar
In Theaters:
On DVD:
May 8, 2012
Box Office:
$0.2M
Runtime:
Magnolia Pictures - Official Site


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Critic Reviews for Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

All Critics (71) | Top Critics (24) | Fresh (26) | Rotten (43) | DVD (4)

Various articles describe Tim and Eric's style as 'avant garde' but we remain unconvinced.

Full Review… | August 21, 2012
Time Out
Top Critic

The laughs dry up even as the gross-out material grows more, uh, fluid.

Full Review… | March 8, 2012
Chicago Reader
Top Critic

Had Billion Dollar Movie been just eight minutes on the Funny or Die website, where Heidecker and Wareheim have often appeared, it might have worked.

Full Review… | March 8, 2012
TheWrap
Top Critic

The vicious mirth is hit-or-miss but contagious.

Full Review… | March 7, 2012
Entertainment Weekly
Top Critic

Needless to say, this freewheeling parade of bizarreness is not everyone's cup of shrim. Chances are good that the people whose cup of shrim it is already know who they are.

Full Review… | March 2, 2012
Film.com
Top Critic

A disposable trifle of fleeting rewards that - like many a feature built around a "Saturday Night Live" sketch - shows its seams after three minutes.

Full Review… | March 2, 2012
New York Times
Top Critic

If you're one of the many who just don't think [Tim and Eric are] very funny, there's little here that will change that opinion.

Full Review… | August 15, 2014
Under the Radar

a strange cross between Get Shorty and Office Space, yet having its own unique flavor

Full Review… | August 3, 2013
7M Pictures

Everything about this amateurishly made unpleasant gross-out comedy stinks and is degrading.

Full Review… | December 9, 2012
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

Full Review… | November 27, 2012
Laramie Movie Scope

I laughed, and frequently. There are also images I can now never forget, and kind of want to. Is this what it was like for all those people I introduced, kicking and screaming, to Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

November 5, 2012
Projection Booth

Very weird fun.

Full Review… | September 3, 2012
Total Film

As co-directors, [Wareheim and Heidecker] handle the rhythm well and smoothly integrate their trademark 'clip comedy'.

Full Review… | August 30, 2012
sbs.com.au

A nauseating child's nightmare of Sisyphean despair.

Full Review… | August 23, 2012
Little White Lies

Maybe I'm missing the joke. Hell, maybe I'm the punch line, since I couldn't find any good ones in this borderline unwatchable motion picture.

Full Review… | August 22, 2012
CraveOnline

At one point, a character says: "Let the brown foaming mess wash all over you." Whatever you are imagining happening at this juncture, I promise you it's worse.

Full Review… | July 17, 2012
Eye for Film

An unapologetically fan-only experience that might have found more success as a series of YouTube clips than a fully-fledged 94-minute movie.

Full Review… | July 6, 2012
Ultra Culture

If the film is intended as a viciously satirical jab at Hollywood gentrification, it certainly hits its mark. It just isn't at all enjoyable to watch.

Full Review… | June 27, 2012
The List

Not nearly as endearing, nor as funny, as Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job, Billion Dollar Movie is likely to become a cult hit, but nothing more.

Full Review… | May 18, 2012
IGN DVD

It's all too appropriate that this thing is narrated by Michael Gross.

Full Review… | April 5, 2012
St. Paul Pioneer Press

About as funny as discovering that you have cancer, AIDS and a brain tumor all on the same day.

Full Review… | March 30, 2012
Creative Loafing

"Billion Dollar Movie" is proof positive that having friends is a lot more important than having talent in Hollywood.

Full Review… | March 23, 2012
McClatchy-Tribune News Service

Tim and Eric were reportedly gleeful at mass audience walkouts during a recent Sundance screening, and they probably delight in savage reviews, bearing them with pride. Well, congrats, guys: You suck.

Full Review… | March 21, 2012
Metro Times (Detroit, MI)

I'll be greatly surprised if anything this bad comes along again this year -- or any other year, come to that.

Full Review… | March 19, 2012
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Zombies would have been an improvement.

Full Review… | March 12, 2012
East Bay Express

Audience Reviews for Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie is about as entertaining as a car alarm.

Tim and Eric seem to think that making repetitious loud and annoying noises is the key to good humour. It's not. Their funniest joke seems to be spoofing bad power point presentations and training videos. Again, it's not particularly funny. I feel sad for everyone they convinced to get involved in this awful film. Robert Loggia is old, he and William Atherton probably should have known better but as much as I like them I guess they need the money these days. I think Jeff Goldblum was tricked into it. Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis show just how unfunny they really are by getting involved, Ferrell in particular seeing as he also produced it. John C. Reilly is the biggest fool though as he is the only one here with an ounce of talent. Why he does this crap is beyond me. Truly one of the worst films I've ever seen and I don't say that lightly.

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SirPant
Anthony Lawrie

Super Reviewer

½

After watching many of their skits through the years, I was very anticipated to see "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie," but I must say, that even though I had a blast watching this movie, it is nothing compared to the hilarity of their show. This film gives them an actual plot which takes you out a bit, because their shows has all been about randomness. To be honest, I do not even think a feature film was necessary, but it was inevitable I guess. The writing in this film almost seem absent at times, which is fine, because that is pretty much what their show is, but the jokes are very hit and miss. Since everything in this film was intentional, I will give them major props in pulling it all off. I am not a huge fan of this film, but I really enjoy these guys!

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KJ Proulx
KJ Proulx

Super Reviewer

Cult TV comedians Tim & Eric are given a billion dollars to try to make a movie, squander it on hairdos and personal assistants, then try to make up the balance for their vicious corporate backers by rehabilitating an abandoned shopping mall overrun by wolves. Tim & Eric's awkward brand of meta-humor is often fascinating, but the mean-spirited grossout jokes clash with and ultimately overwhelm the clever avant-garde jokes, making the movie something of a missed opportunity for the absurdist comedy cause. John Waters would approve, however.

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366weirdmovies
Greg S

Super Reviewer

½

Tries too hard to be a movie, and forgets to do exactly what makes the show so great - forgoing conventional structure of any kind. As a result, Billion Dollar Movie is incredibly unfunny and woefully boring.

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Sam Barnett
Sam Barnett

Super Reviewer

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Quotes


Dr. Doone Struts:
May the brown foaminess flow all over you.
– Submitted by Sean M (17 months ago)
Eric:
There are way to many teeth in my mooouutthhh!
– Submitted by Alexander C (23 months ago)
Diamond Jim/Johnny Depp:
They all know my name, but I can't say that I know theirs.
– Submitted by Tony L (23 months ago)
Tim:
You have to keep those refrigerated, Taquito.
Taquito:
It's okay, I only eat the middle.
– Submitted by Wes H (2 years ago)
Allen Bishopman:
The city of Swallow Valley pays me to not sell swords!
– Submitted by Chris M (2 years ago)
Tim:
I'm not even walking on the set without Jim Joe. If you think I'm going to get involved in something without him being a part of it you're out of your mind.
– Submitted by Jon B (2 years ago)

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