Average Rating: 2.8/10
Reviews Counted: 52
Fresh: 3 | Rotten: 49
This movie fails on almost every level from second rate action to bad acting and a formulaic story.
Average Rating: 3.6/10
Critic Reviews: 18
Fresh: 3 | Rotten: 15
This movie fails on almost every level from second rate action to bad acting and a formulaic story.
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Average Rating: 2.4/5
User Ratings: 42,388
Jean-Claude Van Damme returns as cybernetic warrior Luc Deveraux in this sequel to the 1992 action hit. After barely surviving his experiences as a part-human/part-robot Universal Soldier, Luc has opted to stay out of the front lines and work with a military project to refine and perfect the system. However, something goes wrong (as they so often do in films like this), and S.E.T.H. (Michael Jai White), the android supercomputer leading the new breed of soldiers, suddenly develops a murderous
Unrated, 1 hr. 23 min.
Dec 1, 1999 Wide
Aug 28, 2001
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
All Critics (52) | Top Critics (18) | Fresh (3) | Rotten (52) | DVD (12)
An underwhelming follow-up to one of the career-stalled action star's better efforts.
This SF action sequel must have been slapped together fast: live-action stunts created by uninspired editing lead up to computer-generated imagery that's just as lame.
Van Damme's acting skills remains undetectable.
Universal Soldier: The Return is a letdown!
Despite all the pyrotechnics, I almost dozed off twice!
There are better action movies out there. Period.
Extras on the disc are in the form of three featurettes.
Please, even if it means offsetting a planned schedule, do not see this movie. It could be the biggest mistake of your life. I should know: I made it.
Filling out and greying at the temples, Van Damme is far from convincing, even in the tedious fight sequences.
Close your eyes and repeat after me: pro wrestlers must never ever EVER try to act.
Hopefully this is the last we have seen of the Unisol series, but unfortunately the dearth of creativity in Hollywood, will allow it to live for another abysmal dumbing.
The kindest thing I can say about the plot is that it's brief, lasting a little over eighty minutes.
A disappointing entry to the sci-fi / action-movie canon.
I would suggest that you use this film solely as a form of torture.
In addition to watching a thoroughly lousy movie, you'll lose an hour and a half of your life you might otherwise spend on considerably more pleasant endeavors, such as having your feet scraped by a podiatrist's scapel...
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One generic set piece comes after another, ultimately blurring into one unmemorable whole by the end of the film.
"Universal Soldier: The Return" isn't what you think it might be if you saw the original Universal Soldier movie that starred Van Damme. Jean-Claude Van Damme is not one of the universal soldiers in this movie, he's a human going up against many evil universal soldiers including wrestling star, Goldberg, and Seth
August 15, 2009Super Reviewer
Not all that good. I thought it was best to just leave it alone after the first one.
February 26, 2009
Super Reviewer
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