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Vampire's Kiss (1989)

TOMATOMETER

Average Rating: 5.9/10
Reviews Counted: 21
Fresh: 13
Rotten: 8

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

Average Rating: 4.4/10
Reviews Counted: 6
Fresh: 2
Rotten: 4

Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.

AUDIENCE SCORE

Average Rating: 3/5
User Ratings: 8,704

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Peter Loew, a sleazy NYC literary agent, prowls the bars in the evening looking for some action. One night he hooks up with Jennifer Beals, and in the course of their relations, she bites him on the neck. When he wakes up the next morning, Peter doesn't feel quite right. He is irritable, and has a hard time dealing with life at the literary agency, where his secretary takes the brunt of his ire. Suddenly, it dawns on Peter that he was bitten by a vampire, so he goes out and buys a set of real … More

Rating:
R (adult situations/language, nudity, violence)
Genre:
Horror , Comedy
Directed By:
Written By:
Joseph Minion
In Theaters:
On DVD:
Aug 27, 2002
Runtime:
MGM


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Critic Reviews for Vampire's Kiss

All Critics (21) | Top Critics (6) | Fresh (13) | Rotten (8) | DVD (11)

Problem is that Cage's over-the-top performance generates little sympathy for the character, so it's tough to be interested in him as his personality disorder worsens.

Full Review… | September 16, 2008
Variety
Top Critic

What really makes this worth seeing is Cage's outrageously unbridled performance.

Full Review… | September 16, 2008
Chicago Reader
Top Critic

Bierman's striking first feature leaves one trembling between corrosive laughter, edgy terror, and a residual sadness at Loew's pitiful plight.

Full Review… | June 24, 2006
Time Out
Top Critic

The film is dominated and destroyed by Mr. Cage's chaotic, self-indulgent performance.

Full Review… | May 20, 2003
New York Times
Top Critic

What this movie needs isn't criticism, it's more like a stake through the heart.

June 6, 2001
Rolling Stone
Top Critic

You're not exactly sure if the material is meant to be funny or is laughable merely by default.

Full Review… | January 1, 2000
Washington Post
Top Critic

100-minute-long piece of performance art masquerading as a moody, silly indie switchblade. Rarely impresses, succumbing to overwhelmingly sluggish filmmaking decisions and a permissive attitude that robs the picture of its...well...bite.

Full Review… | August 26, 2009
BrianOrndorf.com

An odd blend of bitter comedy and genuine horror.

Full Review… | September 16, 2008
Film4

What truly distinguishes the movie is Cage's performance, which is so off the wall that even if you don't like it you have to watch in awe.

Full Review… | September 16, 2008
TV Guide's Movie Guide

For pure, undiluted Cage-osity, Vampire's Kiss is the film to beat.

Full Review… | April 9, 2007
eFilmCritic.com

Undeservedly dismissed by most critics, this original film, whether taken as a straight horror yarn or as a psycho-erotic nightmare, mixes elements of fable and satire in a startling manner.

Full Review… | October 21, 2006
EmanuelLevy.Com

A strange movie but a breakout role for Cage.

December 14, 2004
ComingSoon.net

Kooky vampire flick gives us an already neurotic Nicolas Cage slowly turning into one of them after receiving a bite.

Full Review… | April 13, 2004
Filmcritic.com

Simply a bad movie.

Full Review… | December 3, 2002
Apollo Guide

This is a flick for which I had very fond memories from back in the day, but watching it again after all these years, I can't say that it was as great as I once remembered it.

Full Review… | September 26, 2002
JoBlo's Movie Emporium

Love that roach.

July 26, 2002
Reno News and Review

Audience Reviews for Vampire's Kiss

At the witching hour in NYC, the opening title sequence for the fiendishly pell-mell, daft cult classic 'Vampire's Kiss' is drenched in atmospheric ghoulishness. When a bat flutters around his apartment, it's a toss-up as to who is frothing more rabidly: the winged beast or Cage as the womanizing literary agent. For the record, Cage's flights of bombastic, gangly grandeur don't really occur until the half-hour mark. Cage nails the snide Upper West Side accent and who else could sincerely deliver the line "I was in mortal combat with a fucking bat". It's only germane for the film's darkly humorous sensibilities that the tone is more sobering than broad like a sulfuric Bret Easton Ellis novel (much like Patrick Bateman, Cage is a white-collar professional in Paul Smith suits with homicidal delusions). Public outbursts are Cage's forte and this is practically an acting showcase for his tics and mannerisms but it doesn't diminish how eminently sensational he is. Rather than chewing the scenery, he literally obliterates in a scene where he completely vandalizes his own apartment and eats a live cockroach. Along with Cage's askew Method theatrics, we are regaled with a nubile Jennifer Beals in lingerie. On the downside, Cage's mistreatment of his secretary (Maria Conchita Alonso) is brazenly misogynistic to the point where a rape is ostensibly envisioned as a rib-tickling set piece (ex. When Cage confesses, his psychiatrist blithely remarks "It's just a little id release. No need to worry.").

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Cory Taylor
Cory Taylor

Super Reviewer

Back when vampires had a certain deadly sex appeal, not overly romanticized like they are, vampire films were lots of fun and highly entertaining. Vampire's Kiss is another standout vampire feature from the 1980's. Starring Nicholas Cage, who is terrific in the lead performance of Peter Loew, a man who falls victim to a vampire. Cage delivers a powerful performance here, and it ranks among his finer, more underrated performances as well. The film has a great blend of horror mixed with hints of black humor to really make something unique. What we end up with is an overlooked vampire film that deserves to be rediscovered. While films like Fright Night, The Lost Boys and Near Dark get the credit as being the three best vampire flicks of the decade, Vampire's Kiss is also in the same category, although no one ever seems to mention this film. The film features several memorable scenes, especially the one where Cage is his office and losing his and threatening to fire his secretary, which inspired an internet meme. This film is a must watch for any genre fan, and viewers who are normally reluctant to watch a Nicholas Cage film due mainly to his recent body work, might be surprised at how good he is here. Every scene he's in, he just commands it, with a dark intensity and his performance alone should make anyone want to watch this film. The writing is brilliant, and in terms of vampire films, this one is straight forward, one that relies on the cold blooded nature of the bloodsucker lore, and making something truly remarkable in the process. As far as vampire films go, Vampire's Kiss is sure to satisfy genre fans, and it's a highly entertaining film that you can sink your teeth into.

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Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski

Super Reviewer

½

I can see why this has become a cult classic, although there are about three dreadful scenes for every good one. It's not really about Vampires though, it's about mail paranoia. It's obvious no? It's much in the vein of other great 'Mail paranoia' films like Eraserhead and How to get ahead in advertising. The conclusion is pretty satisfying though, our protagonist buying fake vampire teeth instead of actually becoming a vampire is a work of black comedy genius. Nicolas Cage's performance is also pretty great, I think he went for half Christopher Lee, and two quarters Bela Lugosi and Max Schreck but it's the wide eyed Max Schreck look that is most memorable. He should of course take all credit for the manic end result. It's not a great film but it is hugely enjoyable.

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SirPant
Anthony Lawrie

Super Reviewer

½

I read that Vampire's Kiss is now a cult film. I guess I'm not in the cult. Does it really matter if he is a vampire or not if it is a bad movie?

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Redlats
Red Lats

Super Reviewer

Vampire's Kiss Quotes


Peter Loew:
"AM A VAMPIRE, AM A VAMPIRE".
– Submitted by Matthew B (5 months ago)
Alva Restrepo:
Are you alright, Mr. Loew?
Peter Loew:
Shut up, bitch!
– Submitted by Matthew D (18 months ago)
Peter Loew:
Alva, there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job; sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I'll fire you. You understand? Do you? Good.
– Submitted by Emelyn W (21 months ago)
Peter Loew:
I'm a vampire. Kill me!
– Submitted by M G (2 years ago)
Peter Loew:
Well, the fact is I did murder someone last night. I turned into a vampire. It's a long story.
– Submitted by Kyle M (3 years ago)
Peter Loew:
I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!
– Submitted by Steven P (3 years ago)

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