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Vampires Suck Reviews

Rafer Guzman
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It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

Full Review Source: Newsday

June 3, 2013
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News
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All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Original Score: 2/5

June 3, 2013
Tom Huddleston
Time Out
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A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.

Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 1/5

October 13, 2010
Peter Travers
Rolling Stone
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This movie sucks more.

Full Review Source: Rolling Stone | Original Score: 0/4

August 26, 2010
Nick Schager
Time Out New York
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Below bottom-of-the-barrel.

Full Review Source: Time Out New York | Original Score: 0/5

August 23, 2010
Michael Ordoņa
Los Angeles Times
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Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times

August 19, 2010
Nick Pinkerton
L.A. Weekly
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If you've ever read a single book -- we'll include Stephenie Meyer -- you're probably better than this.

Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly

August 19, 2010
Natalie Southwick
Boston Globe
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With Vampires Suck, the film is just as guilty as the vampires.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | Original Score: 1/4

August 19, 2010
Adam Markovitz
Entertainment Weekly
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The Twilight Saga, with its operatic gloom and straight-faced fantasy, is undoubtedly ripe for a smart, good-natured ribbing. This isn't it.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: C-

August 19, 2010
Jen Chaney
Washington Post
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Perhaps the filmmakers deserve credit for their one show of restraint: No jokes in this movie have been made at the expense of Justin Bieber.

| Original Score: 0.5/4

August 18, 2010
Bruce Demara
Toronto Star
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Parodies can be hilarious. This one sucks.

Full Review Source: Toronto Star | Original Score: 1/4

August 18, 2010
Jeannette Catsoulis
New York Times
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Aside from the difficulty of spoofing a saga that has always been winkingly aware of its own angsty excesses, there is the inadvisability of angering a tweeniverse whose emotional investment in the originals borders on pathological.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: .5/5

August 18, 2010
Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter
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There's a joke or broad sight gag every 15 seconds or so, but the ratio of hits to misses is nearly nonexistent.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter

August 18, 2010
Nathan Rabin
AV Club
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Vampires Suck finds Friedberg-Seltzer evolving ever so slightly, but adequacy remains out of their grasp, and mediocrity might just be an impossible goal.

Full Review Source: AV Club | Original Score: D

August 18, 2010
Peter Hartlaub
San Francisco Chronicle
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The running time is a merciful 80 minutes. That's the one reliably great thing about reviewing bad movies: Almost all of the biggest losers are less than an hour and a half long.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | Original Score: 1/4

August 18, 2010
Randy Cordova
Arizona Republic
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Two very important things to note about Vampires Suck: The film is a spoof of the Twilight movies, and the title is a good indication of where the level of wit lies.

Full Review Source: Arizona Republic | Original Score: 1.5/5

August 18, 2010
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
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It's the sort of movie where "finger food" is offered at a party. And it's fingers. Haw.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | Original Score: 1/4

August 18, 2010
Joe Leydon
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This instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless.

Full Review Source: Variety

August 18, 2010
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