Collinwood seems like a series of sketches, with caricatures instead of characters.
Welcome to Collinwood (2002)
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Reviews Counted:22
Fresh:11
Rotten:11
Average Rating:6/10
Consensus: Contains some funny moments, but it's still a very lightweight comedy.
Theatrical Release:Oct 4, 2002 Limited
Box Office: $75,180
Synopsis:
It’s the perfect setup… the biggest payoff… the cleanest getaway.
It’s the best job you’ve ever heard of.
It’s a masterpiece…
It’s your Bellini.
When petty thief Cosimo (LUIS GUZMÁN) is...
It’s the perfect setup… the biggest payoff… the cleanest getaway.
It’s the best job you’ve ever heard of.
It’s a masterpiece…
It’s your Bellini.
When petty thief Cosimo (LUIS GUZMÁN) is given the plan for the perfect heist from a lifer in prison – the kind of job you dream about, the kind of job that the reprobates on the block refer to as a ‘Bellini’ – he has to get out of jail, fast. Opportunities like this don’t come along every day for the hard-luck folks who hang around the streets of Collinwood, a working class neighborhood on Cleveland’s east side. What Cosimo needs is a fall guy, a ‘Mullinski,’ somebody who needs the $15,000 Cosimo can offer more than they need one to three years of freedom. But with Cosimo stuck in the joint, it’s up to his girl Rosalind (PATRICIA CLARKSON) to track down a patsy.
But while no one wants to do the time for Cosimo’s crime, everybody seems to know a guy who will – and for a share in the Bellini, they’re willing to track him down. Before long, Rosalind has five guys trailing behind her, looking to get their bungling hands on a piece of the action.
Led by Pero (SAM ROCKWELL), a very amateur boxer who schemes to get the particulars of the job from Cosimo before leaving him in the joint to rot, the motley crew consists of photographer and frustrated artist Riley (WILLIAM H. MACY), a single father with an infant on his hands who needs a thousand bucks to spring his wife from jail; Leon (ISAIAH WASHINGTON), who desperately wants to secure a better life for his sister Michelle (GABRIELLE UNION); Basil (ANDREW DAVOLI), a handsome Italian gigolo who’s as broke as a one-wheeled wagon and Toto (MICHAEL JETER), a thief way past his prime who’s got nothing but time.
Relying on the dubiously expert advice of veteran safecracker Jerzy (GEORGE CLOONEY), the band of hapless lowlifes sets out to bag the Bellini.
Starring: Isaiah Washington, William H. Macy, Sam Rockwell, Luis Guzmán
Starring: Isaiah Washington, William H. Macy, Sam Rockwell, Luis Guzmán, Michael Jeter, Patricia Clarkson, George Clooney, Jennifer Esposito, Gabrielle Union, Andrew Davoli
Director: Anthony Russo, Joseph Russo
Director: Anthony Russo, Joseph Russo
Screenwriter: Joseph Russo, Anthony Russo
Producer: Steven Soderbergh, George Clooney
Studio: Warner Bros.
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Reviews for Welcome to Collinwood
The picture runs a mere 84 minutes, but it's no glance. It's a head-turner -- thoughtfully written, beautifully read and, finally, deeply humanizing.
The actual heist is the high point, just as in the Italian film, and so raffish and disorganized was the gang that I can see how someone might enjoy this movie, coming to it for the first time.
Self-consciously quirky and straining for idiosyncrasy, Welcome to Collinwood is a passable ensemble comedy that never hits its stride.
It's supposed to be a humorous, all-too-human look at how hope can breed a certain kind of madness -- and strength -- but it never quite adds up.
This ensemble comedy has its inventively funny moments. But ultimately, it gets a little too cute for its own good.
As shameless as it is successful in stringing together gag after gag.
Sometimes this modest little number clicks, and sometimes it doesn't.
Yet another self-consciously overwritten story about a rag-tag bunch of would-be characters that team up for a can’t-miss heist -- only to have it all go wrong.
This first-time feature by writer/director brothers Anthony and Joe Russo, with its light plot, short run time and derivative script, feels like a tentative trial run in film, but the Russos are clearly ones to watch.
Can't kick about the assembled talent and the Russos show genuine promise as comic filmmakers. Still, this thing feels flimsy and ephemeral.
Filled with a sweet, loopy sensibility and some fresh comic turns, Welcome to Collinwood is a low-budget American film that falls into the good-but-slight category.
The doofus-on- the-loose banter of Welcome to Collinwood has a cocky, after-hours loopiness to it. And as with most late-night bull sessions, eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is.
An enjoyably half-wit remake of the venerable Italian comedy Big Deal on Madonna Street.
A few hours after you've seen it, you forget you've been to the movies.
The whole cast looks to be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois, tossing around obscure expressions like Bellini and Mullinski, that the compact 86 minutes breezes by.
Despite its gritty Cleveland locations, it has the vacuum-sealed feel of a student film bankrolled by rich uncles.
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