The Whole Ten Yards (2004)
Average Rating: 2.8/10
Reviews Counted: 117
Fresh: 5 | Rotten: 112
A strained, laugh-free sequel, The Whole Ten Yards recycles its predecessor's cast and plot but not its wit or reason for being.
Average Rating: 3.2/10
Critic Reviews: 32
Fresh: 2 | Rotten: 30
A strained, laugh-free sequel, The Whole Ten Yards recycles its predecessor's cast and plot but not its wit or reason for being.
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Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry reprise their roles as a killer for hire and a dentist with a bad case of nerves in this sequel to the comedy hit The Whole Nine Yards. Former hitman Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Bruce Willis) has retired from his life of crime and is living a quiet life of cooking and housekeeping in Mexico, despite the fact his wife, Jill (Amanda Peet), a would-be hired killer, still wants to keep her hand in the business. Tudeski has been able to convince the authorities he's dead
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Cast
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Bruce Willis
Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudes... -
Matthew Perry
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky -
Amanda Peet
Jill St. Claire -
Kevin Pollak
Laszlo -
Natasha Henstridge
Cynthia -
Frank Collison
Strabo -
Johnny Messner
Zevo -
Silas Weir Mitchell
Yermo -
Tasha Smith
Julie -
Elisa Gallay
Anya -
Lou Beatty Jr.
Bus Driver -
Ned Bellamy
Man In Diner -
Carl Ciarfalio
Goon #1 -
Irene Olga Lopez
Mexican Woman -
Julie Lott
Bar Patron -
Robert Rusler
Policeman #2 -
Doc Duhame
Goon #2 -
Brad Orrison
Goon #6 -
Johnny Williams
Vito -
Tallulah Belle Willis
Buttercup Scout -
Monte Perlin
Goon #4 -
Emmett Shoemaker
Son -
McNally Sagal
Maitre D' -
Dusan Fager
Stand In For Jimmy -
George Zapata
Guy In Trunk #1 -
Carlo Zapata
Guy In Trunk #2 -
Buck MacDancer
Goon #3 -
Ian Quinn
Goon #5 -
Lily Kravets
Birthday Guest #1 -
Jessica Flaherty
Birthday Guest #2 -
Caitlin Morrison
Birthday Guest #3 -
Barry Thompson
Kiosk Vender -
Amy Peitz
Waitress -
Franck Pesce
Policeman #1 -
Jon Donahue
Stand In For Oz -
Debbie Atkinson
Stand In For Jill/Cynth...
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All Critics (118) | Top Critics (32) | Fresh (5) | Rotten (114) | DVD (14)
Every joke is stretched to the breaking point, and no one seems to be having any fun.
Top CriticInconsistencies in tone are minor when compared to the confusion created by the editor's butchery.
A heavily made up Kevin Pollak -- (over)playing a Hungarian gangster -- best sums up the mood: 'Thees ees reminding me of my favoreet soup opera.'
... an utter disaster.
Will go anywhere for a gag.
Leaden, laugh-free, lacking anything resembling a heart, mind or soul.
This appalling mess of a movie just isn't funny.
Unfunny, badly acted, and made solely for the purposes of big paychecks this film is just utterly embarrassing and nonsensical. This is mindless drivel, without being able to call itself a guilty pleasure.
Proof that most sequels should be avoided, "The Whole Ten Yards" vaporizes the humor of its superior 1999 precursor.
Mostly overacted and overblown, the script tries to make 'outlandish' into outrageous but hardly ever manages it. Missing is the element of some discernible sense of reality that is essential to black comedy.
The script is so bland it barely musters a whole ten laughs.
While most sequels have nowhere to go, this sequel has nowhere it wants to go, and while most movie failures are unoriginal, this mess is simply uninspired.
Just rent Sexy Beast.
One must ask why sequels such as this come to be.
Através de uma edição ligeira, procura nos convencer de que algo engraçado está acontecendo e que há uma dinâmica autêntica entre seus personagens. Não há e não está.
Please, please, please. I'm begging you, Hollywood: Don't even think about making The Whole Eleven Yards.
98 minutes of mirth-free entertainment.
Utterly pointless sequel that fails to generate even a single laugh.
Somehow I doubt we'll be seeing 'The Whole Eleven Yards'.
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half the time but who cares its funny..but then i do have a funny silly sense of humor! Perry and Willis are a great combination and I think they add and change the story at will . In some ways, this chapter of their lives finds Jimmy and Oz switching some aspects of their original roles