It’s sad to watch Yaphet Kotto, as the shady fed, clothesline the stereotypical Muslim motel owner who’s already been threatened by Larry with a trip to Gitmo.
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04/23/09
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Witless Protection (2008)
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Reviews Counted:26
Fresh:0
Rotten:26
Average Rating:1.9/10
Consensus: Larry the Cable Guy continues his critical losing streak with this insipid, tasteless caper comedy.
Theatrical Release:Feb 22, 2008 Wide
Box Office: $4,131,640
Synopsis: Larry the Cable Guy returns for another comic misadventure as a small town sheriff who unwittingly gets involved in a high profile FBI case in Lionsgate’s new comedy, Witless Protection. During a... [More]
Starring: Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto, Peter Stormare
Director: Charles Robert Carner
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Reviews for Witless Protection
Witless, lowbrow fun is the signature of this so-so comedy with Larry the Cable Guy in fine fat form as a country bumpkin deputy sheriff with delusions of grander than smalltown cop
12/20/08
The movie doesn't even have the common decency to be under 90 minutes. What a bore.
07/22/08
I've got an idea for Larry the Cable Guy's next dumb movie. Maybe the lowbrow bumbler with the big heart and even bigger beer gut could play, oh I don't know, a cable guy?
03/01/08
During the last part of this wacky comedy, it loses the amusing push-pull intimacy between its 'odd-couple' protagonists.
03/01/08
From this kind of witlessness, the only protection is not to see it.
02/29/08
Gratuitous support-our-troops iconography and post-9/11 paranoia permeate a harebrained plot.
02/28/08
Merely an excuse for the viewer to delight in the hilarity generated by Mr. Cable Guy breaking wind, vomiting, producing various gastric noises, etc.
02/27/08
Ranting about Witless Protection's political incorrectness -- not to mention its general stupidity -- would be a waste of breath. Even so, the movie is breathtakingly offensive at times.
02/26/08
Larry The Cable Guy is a cancerous boil on the ass of comedy, but it's still sort of shocking how little effort he puts into his movies.
02/25/08
It’s the audience that deserves Protection from this Witless Larry the Cable Guy vehicle.
02/25/08
The otherwise genial Witless Protection scrapes bottom whenever a black person or an Asian or an Arab is wheeled on for just-kiddin' laughs.
02/25/08
Top CriticYou have what might very well be the worst movie of 2008. And 2009. And probably 2010, too. Did we fail to mention the exploding farts?
02/25/08
In Witless Protection, Larry the Cable Guy plays a small-town deputy, fantasizing about becoming an F.B.I. agent. Sitcom wackiness ensues.
02/25/08
Top CriticMakes his previous effort, Delta Farce, seem a classic by comparison.
02/25/08
Top CriticOne can only hope that Witless Protection is targeted at a vanishing species of American Neanderthal. In the meantime, perhaps Larry and his accomplices at Lionsgate could take some sensitivity traning.
02/25/08
Top CriticMaybe there are only two kinds of people in this world. Those who think Larry the Cable Guy is funny, and those who do not. I am in the latter camp.
02/24/08
The nastiest and silliest of Larry the Cable Guide big-screen vehicles, Witless Protection, the formulaic road flick, is Witless Comedy par excellence.
02/23/08
I began hating it not just for its utter lack of quality as art or entertainment, but for the blackness of its very soul.
02/23/08
About as charming as being slapped by a stranger.
02/22/08
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