| Original Score: 1/5
Gratuitous support-our-troops iconography and post-9/11 paranoia permeate a harebrained plot.
| Original Score: 1/6
Larry The Cable Guy is a cancerous boil on the ass of comedy, but it's still sort of shocking how little effort he puts into his movies.
| Original Score: F
The otherwise genial Witless Protection scrapes bottom whenever a black person or an Asian or an Arab is wheeled on for just-kiddin' laughs.
| Original Score: 1/4
In Witless Protection, Larry the Cable Guy plays a small-town deputy, fantasizing about becoming an F.B.I. agent. Sitcom wackiness ensues.
| Original Score: 1.5/5
Makes his previous effort, Delta Farce, seem a classic by comparison.
One can only hope that Witless Protection is targeted at a vanishing species of American Neanderthal. In the meantime, perhaps Larry and his accomplices at Lionsgate could take some sensitivity traning.