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D
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The Wasp Woman
(1959)
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Marc Slanger
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The only good thing I can say about this movie is that it is only an hour long. If this is a cult classic, then I'm Pauline Kael.
Posted Sep 04, 2003
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D
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Skinheads
(1988)
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Marc Slanger
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Clark gets all the details, even the hairstyles, wrong.
Posted Sep 04, 2003
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C
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Psychic Killer
(1975)
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Marc Slanger
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It wouldn't be a bad little revenge fantasy except for one thing--we only know about the guy's predicament because we hear him tell it to the voodoo priest in the opening scene. We're not present for the setup.
Posted Sep 04, 2003
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C-
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Nekromantik
(1987)
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Mike Ward
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NEKROMANTIK is first and foremost a blatant and childish (though successful) attempt to disgust the most jaded conceivable audience, and doesn't have many aspirations beyond this.
Posted Sep 04, 2003
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B+
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Modern Vampires
(1999)
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Matthew W. Beale
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an enjoyable spoof
Posted Sep 04, 2003
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A+
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Forbidden Zone
(1980)
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Matthew W. Beale
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has the feel and spirit of a 1930s cartoon, one that has been injected with an overdose perversity, not to mention insanity
Posted Sep 04, 2003
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B-
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Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
(2000)
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Matthew W. Beale
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What distinguishes this project is its meditation on mass hysteria and popular delusion -- or at least its effort to do so.
Posted Sep 04, 2003
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A
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Hei tai yang 731 (Men Behind the Sun) (Squadron 731)
(1988)
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Marc Slanger
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As a collector I'm glad I bought it and that I own it, but I don't know if I could sit through it again.
Posted Sep 03, 2003
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B
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The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant
(1971)
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Marc Slanger
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If you've ever wanted to see Marylin Munster in a series of revealing outfits, including one made of soap suds, this is your movie.
Posted Sep 03, 2003
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C
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Ilsa: Absolute Power (Greta - Haus ohne Männer) (Greta the Torturer) (Ilsa, the Wicked Warden) (Greta, the Mad Butcher) (Greta, the Sadist)
(1977)
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Marc Slanger
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This is the last, and sadly the least, of the four films in Ilsa's quartet of perversion.
Posted Sep 03, 2003
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B+
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Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
(1974)
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Marc Slanger
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The story, dialogue, and acting are even worse than you would expect and the music leaves no impression at all. But that's not the point, is it?
Posted Sep 03, 2003
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C+
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Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks
(1976)
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Marc Slanger
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Although it is not without its tasty moments, this one is nowhere near as gruesome as its predecessor.
Posted Sep 03, 2003
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C
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Vampire Men of the Lost Planet
(1970)
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Marc Slanger
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Carradine remarks that he has no doubt the earth will also one day bomb itself into oblivion. This bomb is a good start.
Posted Sep 03, 2003
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A
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Head
(1968)
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Andrew Williams
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Full of beautiful and disturbing images that seem to convey the band's disgust with its limitations while at the same time representing a creative peak in their songwriting and performances.
Posted Sep 02, 2003
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C
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Uninvited
(1987)
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Marc Slanger
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[Clark] is a scientist who lets his test subject, an orange cat, escape his lab. Yes, it's that premise again.
Posted Sep 02, 2003
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C
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Five Bloody Graves
(1969)
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Marc Slanger
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Adamson had a gift of knowing how to photograph the even the most breathtaking of beautiful things in a such as a way to make them look cheap and bland.
Posted Sep 02, 2003
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A
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Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
(1966)
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Mike Ward
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[The] subtext of childhood trauma that makes Faster, Pussycat a subtler movie than you might expect.
Posted Sep 02, 2003
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B+
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The Driller Killer
(1979)
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Mike Ward
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Any fool can make a movie that's just frankly obscene, but it takes an edge of intelligence to make a film that crosses the line into the unspeakably abominable. DRILLER KILLER is such a film.
Posted Sep 02, 2003
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F
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The Devil's Rain
(1975)
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Marc Slanger
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Hiding Ernest Borgnine behind gargoyle prosthetics is as redundant as painting the kettle black, but it is entirely consistent with the filmmaker's overall vision of obliterating every possibly redeeming element.
Posted Sep 02, 2003
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C
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The Dark
(1979)
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Marc Slanger
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Not another poverty-row cheapie, this film has the generic slickness of any mainstream middle-budgeted film of its time. It's the script that's impoverished.
Posted Sep 02, 2003
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A
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The Curious Dr. Humpp
(1969)
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Mike Ward
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Absolutely does not give a f*** about conventional film narration... spins a yarn with the deviant coherence of a paranoid fantasy or a death-bed vision.
Posted Sep 02, 2003
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B-
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Bloody Pit of Horror
(1965)
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Mike Ward
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Peguri did the soundtrack for this film, and I mention him by name so that you will know to beat him senseless if you happen to see him in the street.
Posted Sep 02, 2003
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A+
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Spider Baby
(1967)
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Marc Slanger
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SPIDER BABY is a Richard Gory drawing come to life--the perfect blend of comedy and horror, like THE ADDAMS FAMILY with a body count or ARSENIC AND OLD LACE with subhuman cannibals in the basement.
Posted Sep 02, 2003
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A
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The Ambulance
(1990)
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Andrew Williams
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The whole cast works together like gears in a mesh, perfectly in synch... The dialogue crackles like a street drama from the 1930s.
Posted Aug 27, 2003
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C-
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The Creature's Revenge
(1971)
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Marc Slanger
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With Zandor Vorkov's relatively early exit from the film, we say good-bye to one of the last reasons to keep watching.
Posted Aug 27, 2003
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