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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
1 11%

All The King's Men (2006)

"Half of the film will excite you, and the other half will help you take a nap in the theater."

Posted Sep 21, 2006

Danny Minton

2 63%

Jackass: Number Two (2006)

"I couldn't help laughing at these idiots."

Posted Sep 21, 2006

Danny Minton

3 73%

Jet Li's Fearless (Huo Yuan Jia) (Legend of a Fighter) (2006)

"another thrilling martial arts display from Jet Li."

Posted Sep 21, 2006

Danny Minton

4 69%

Hollywoodland (2006)

"It's almost as if the whole point of the film is to simply ask some challenging questions, but cower out of the answers."

Posted Sep 2, 2006

Danny Minton

5 15%

The Wicker Man (2006)

"This is the kind of film for which Golden Raspberries were invented."

Posted Aug 31, 2006

Danny Minton

6 91%

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

"The best date film of the year."

Posted Aug 26, 2006

Danny Minton

7 68%

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

"This is a terrible, horrible, amazingly bad film %u2013 and I highly recommend it."

Posted Aug 19, 2006

Danny Minton

8 36%

Accepted (2006)

"this film could have been so much better with an R stamped to it."

Posted Aug 11, 2006

Danny Minton

9 68%

World Trade Center (2006)

"This is the right story that, I have a feeling, was told for the wrong reason$. "

Posted Aug 5, 2006

Danny Minton

10 72%

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

"This dumb yet witty comedy should provide another winner for Ferrell and his racing crew."

Posted Aug 4, 2006

Danny Minton

11 47%

Miami Vice (2006)

"I can't wait to see if the sequel has them going to Russia to stop prostitute trafficking or perhaps back in time to Chicago to stop liquor smuggling during prohibition."

Posted Jul 30, 2006

Danny Minton

12 63%

Clerks II (2006)

"I like trashy humor, but there is not much here to chuckle at."

Posted Jul 20, 2006

Danny Minton

13 21%

You, Me and Dupree (2006)

"Every situation is completely contrived and almost wants to prove it to you."

Posted Jul 14, 2006

Danny Minton

14 54%

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

"It feels like they are making it up as they go along. "

Posted Jul 6, 2006

Danny Minton

15 100%

Stephen Tobolowsky's Birthday Party (2005)

"a brilliant, insightful, and hysterical look at one of our great talents."

Posted Jun 2, 2006

Danny Minton

16 74%

Cars (2006)

"Pixar throws us another phenomenal animated film that is as fun to watch as it is beautiful to look at. "

Posted Jun 2, 2006

Danny Minton

17 58%

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

"A fun and entertaining summer popcorn flick. "

Posted May 26, 2006

Danny Minton

18 25%

The Da Vinci Code (2006)

"Just my opinion, but I think that most people have read the book and will see the movie out of a sense of cynicism and doubt of the teachings of the church, and not because they make for quality entertainment."

Posted May 18, 2006

Danny Minton

19 41%

American Dreamz (2006)

"This is a good movie about music that would have been better served without the music."

Posted Apr 20, 2006

Danny Minton

20 20%

The Wild (2006)

"I predict that audiences will not go wild over this one."

Posted Apr 13, 2006

Danny Minton

21 37%

Scary Movie 4 (2006)

"I really hate to admit this, but the film made me laugh on several occasions."

Posted Apr 13, 2006

Danny Minton

22 67%

Deep Blue (2005)

"What was caught on film will blow your mind."

Posted Apr 6, 2006

Danny Minton

23 51%

Lucky Number Slevin (2006)

"This might be the worst titled movie ever, but rest assured - it's a very entertaining motion picture."

Posted Apr 6, 2006

Danny Minton

24 73%

V for Vendetta (2006)

"The film's screenplay is more compelling and coherent than the graphic novel. "

Posted Mar 16, 2006

Danny Minton

25 40%

Running Scared (2006)

"A film with ADD."

Posted Feb 25, 2006

Danny Minton

26 40%

End of the Spear (2006)

"Big-time production values and a truly interesting story make this a huge step forward for the Christian niche film market."

Posted Jan 20, 2006

Danny Minton

27 82%

Walk the Line (2005)

"This little epic will keep your toes tapping, your eyes crying, and your heart pounding. "

Posted Nov 17, 2005

Danny Minton

28 88%

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

"There is a good movie here, but there is too much story for such little time. "

Posted Nov 17, 2005

Danny Minton

29 16%

Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)

"The honesty and grit of this film make it worth the watch. "

Posted Nov 10, 2005

Danny Minton

30 36%

Chicken Little (2005)

"Chicken Little provides big family fun."

Posted Nov 5, 2005

Danny Minton

31 6%

A Sound of Thunder (2005)

"The special effects in this pic make Land of the Lost look like Jurassic Park."

Posted Sep 1, 2005

Danny Minton

32 94%

March of the Penguins (2005)

"Might just be the best movie music of the year thus far."

Posted Aug 9, 2005

Danny Minton

33 13%

Stealth (2005)

"Stealth should live up to its name by flying into and out of theaters without anyone knowing it was even there."

Posted Jul 28, 2005

Danny Minton

34 40%

The Island (2005)

"My bladder wants more for its suffering. "

Posted Jul 25, 2005

Danny Minton

35 27%

Fantastic Four (2005)

"A lousy excuse for a big-budget action film. "

Posted Jul 11, 2005

Danny Minton

36 74%

War of the Worlds (2005)

"Complete nightmare fertilizer"

Posted Jun 28, 2005

Danny Minton

37 25%

Bewitched (2005)

"Lazy in its attempt to be original."

Posted Jun 20, 2005

Danny Minton

38 85%

Batman Begins (2005)

"Nolan creates here a rich, imaginative world that will fascinate you for the full two hours. "

Posted Jun 13, 2005

Danny Minton

39 59%

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)

"This could be the start of a great franchise. Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go To Washington anyone? "

Posted Jun 5, 2005

Danny Minton

40 80%

Cinderella Man (2005)

"An exciting film that is rarely seen outside of December."

Posted May 30, 2005

Danny Minton

41 31%

The Longest Yard (2005)

"A much funnier picture than I thought I was going to see."

Posted May 24, 2005

Danny Minton

42 80%

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 3D (2005)

"While Sith is mostly enjoyable, the best part about it is that we are finally done with the journey."

Posted May 16, 2005

Danny Minton

43 46%

Constantine (2005)

"This isn't the hell that just kinda sucks. This is the Hell that puts fear in your heart and makes you want to head to church directly after leaving the theater."

Posted Feb 14, 2005

Danny Minton

44 10%

The Wedding Date (2005)

"Mulroney is like a young Stallone - and he's got half the acting ability to prove it."

Posted Feb 7, 2005

Danny Minton

45 69%

Hitch (2005)

"This is a very entertaining picture."

Posted Feb 7, 2005

Danny Minton

46 83%

In Good Company (2004)

"This is a warm, smart and poignant comedy that I think most folks will thoroughly enjoy. "

Posted Jan 8, 2005

Danny Minton

47 38%

Meet The Fockers (2004)

"This pic is pretty Focking lame."

Posted Dec 19, 2004

Danny Minton

48 87%

The Aviator (2004)

"It's one of the few three-hour-long films that I wish were longer."

Posted Dec 19, 2004

Danny Minton

49 10%

Taxi (2004)

"There isn't anything especially witty, and Latifah's transforming taxi is just plain stupid."

Posted Oct 11, 2004

Danny Minton

50 81%

Friday Night Lights (2004)

"With the exception of Debbie Does Dallas, this is the best sports movie I have ever seen. "

Posted Oct 11, 2004

Danny Minton

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