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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
63%

Jackass: Number Two (2006)

"I couldn't help laughing at these idiots."

Danny Minton

73%

Jet Li's Fearless (Huo Yuan Jia) (Legend of a Fighter) (2006)

"another thrilling martial arts display from Jet Li."

Danny Minton

69%

Hollywoodland (2006)

"It's almost as if the whole point of the film is to simply ask some challenging questions, but cower out of the answers."

Danny Minton

15%

The Wicker Man (2006)

"This is the kind of film for which Golden Raspberries were invented."

Danny Minton

91%

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

"The best date film of the year."

Danny Minton

68%

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

"This is a terrible, horrible, amazingly bad film %u2013 and I highly recommend it."

Danny Minton

36%

Accepted (2006)

"this film could have been so much better with an R stamped to it."

Danny Minton

68%

World Trade Center (2006)

"This is the right story that, I have a feeling, was told for the wrong reason$. "

Danny Minton

72%

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

"This dumb yet witty comedy should provide another winner for Ferrell and his racing crew."

Danny Minton

47%

Miami Vice (2006)

"I can't wait to see if the sequel has them going to Russia to stop prostitute trafficking or perhaps back in time to Chicago to stop liquor smuggling during prohibition."

Danny Minton

63%

Clerks II (2006)

"I like trashy humor, but there is not much here to chuckle at."

Danny Minton

21%

You, Me and Dupree (2006)

"Every situation is completely contrived and almost wants to prove it to you."

Danny Minton

54%

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

"It feels like they are making it up as they go along. "

Danny Minton

100%

Stephen Tobolowsky's Birthday Party (2005)

"a brilliant, insightful, and hysterical look at one of our great talents."

Danny Minton

74%

Cars (2006)

"Pixar throws us another phenomenal animated film that is as fun to watch as it is beautiful to look at. "

Danny Minton

57%

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

"A fun and entertaining summer popcorn flick. "

Danny Minton

25%

The Da Vinci Code (2006)

"Just my opinion, but I think that most people have read the book and will see the movie out of a sense of cynicism and doubt of the teachings of the church, and not because they make for quality entertainment."

Danny Minton

41%

American Dreamz (2006)

"This is a good movie about music that would have been better served without the music."

Danny Minton

19%

The Wild (2006)

"I predict that audiences will not go wild over this one."

Danny Minton

37%

Scary Movie 4 (2006)

"I really hate to admit this, but the film made me laugh on several occasions."

Danny Minton

67%

Deep Blue (2005)

"What was caught on film will blow your mind."

Danny Minton

51%

Lucky Number Slevin (2006)

"This might be the worst titled movie ever, but rest assured - it's a very entertaining motion picture."

Danny Minton

73%

V for Vendetta (2006)

"The film's screenplay is more compelling and coherent than the graphic novel. "

Danny Minton

40%

Running Scared (2006)

"A film with ADD."

Danny Minton

40%

End of the Spear (2006)

"Big-time production values and a truly interesting story make this a huge step forward for the Christian niche film market."

Danny Minton

82%

Walk the Line (2005)

"This little epic will keep your toes tapping, your eyes crying, and your heart pounding. "

Danny Minton

88%

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

"There is a good movie here, but there is too much story for such little time. "

Danny Minton

16%

Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)

"The honesty and grit of this film make it worth the watch. "

Danny Minton

36%

Chicken Little (2005)

"Chicken Little provides big family fun."

Danny Minton

6%

A Sound of Thunder (2005)

"The special effects in this pic make Land of the Lost look like Jurassic Park."

Danny Minton

94%

March of the Penguins (2005)

"Might just be the best movie music of the year thus far."

Danny Minton

13%

Stealth (2005)

"Stealth should live up to its name by flying into and out of theaters without anyone knowing it was even there."

Danny Minton

40%

The Island (2005)

"My bladder wants more for its suffering. "

Danny Minton

26%

Fantastic Four (2005)

"A lousy excuse for a big-budget action film. "

Danny Minton

74%

War of the Worlds (2005)

"Complete nightmare fertilizer"

Danny Minton

25%

Bewitched (2005)

"Lazy in its attempt to be original."

Danny Minton

85%

Batman Begins (2005)

"Nolan creates here a rich, imaginative world that will fascinate you for the full two hours. "

Danny Minton

59%

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)

"This could be the start of a great franchise. Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go To Washington anyone? "

Danny Minton

80%

Cinderella Man (2005)

"An exciting film that is rarely seen outside of December."

Danny Minton

31%

The Longest Yard (2005)

"A much funnier picture than I thought I was going to see."

Danny Minton

80%

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 3D (2013)

"While Sith is mostly enjoyable, the best part about it is that we are finally done with the journey."

Danny Minton

46%

Constantine (2005)

"This isn't the hell that just kinda sucks. This is the Hell that puts fear in your heart and makes you want to head to church directly after leaving the theater."

Danny Minton

10%

The Wedding Date (2005)

"Mulroney is like a young Stallone - and he's got half the acting ability to prove it."

Danny Minton

69%

Hitch (2005)

"This is a very entertaining picture."

Danny Minton

83%

In Good Company (2004)

"This is a warm, smart and poignant comedy that I think most folks will thoroughly enjoy. "

Danny Minton

38%

Meet The Fockers (2004)

"This pic is pretty Focking lame."

Danny Minton

87%

The Aviator (2004)

"It's one of the few three-hour-long films that I wish were longer."

Danny Minton

10%

Taxi (2004)

"There isn't anything especially witty, and Latifah's transforming taxi is just plain stupid."

Danny Minton

81%

Friday Night Lights (2004)

"With the exception of Debbie Does Dallas, this is the best sports movie I have ever seen. "

Danny Minton

26%

The Princess Diaries 2 - Royal Engagement (2004)

"If you only have one month to live - go see this movie (because every minute will seem like an eternity). "

Danny Minton

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