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Machined (2006)
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"With the flood of direct-to-DVD films on the market already, you will probably be able to find a movie that is ten times more watchable than this."
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The Lonely Ones (2006)
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"And a damn fine product is exactly what The Lonely Ones is."
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Supernatural: The Complete First Season (2006)
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"Supernatural is the best thing going nowadays when it comes to horror on TV."
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Debi Moore
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15%
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The Wicker Man (2006)
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"The pacing of The Wicker Man never escaped the velocity of a trotting horse. Think of an old man making his way across the room, on a walker, to get at the Jello cups."
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Johnny Butane
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67%
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Satan's Playground (2006)
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"Satan's Playground let me down, a fact that I attribute primarily to the bad acting, nonsensical storyline, and lack of an appearance by the monster."
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Johnny Butane
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Savage Sinema From Down Under (2006)
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"Subversive have put together a tight package here to celebrate one of Australia's true maverick filmmakers, & US fans will dig the sheer variety of the director's oeuvre."
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Johnny Butane
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Masters of Horror - Takashi Miike: Imprint (2006)
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"Imprint was more than worth the wait. It's every bit as visceral as even the most jaded of horror fans could have hoped for."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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Electric Zombies (2006)
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"Electric Zombies doesn't deserve the effort it took to sit through the movie, the time it's taking to write this review and for you to read this."
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Dawn (1999)
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"The characteristics of the vampire lore in Dawn are fairly easy to pick up on, and little things left unsaid..."
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Michelle Lee
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Bone Sickness (2004)
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"If you are a zombie fan, if you are a Fulci/Romero/Carpenter fan, if you love gore, if you love independent film%u2026 then you need to get this film."
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Sea of Fear (2006)
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"Avoid. Avoid. Avoid."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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Invasion - The Complete Series (2006)
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"Invasion was a big jumble that would have made a better mini-series."
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Demonic (2006)
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"Perhaps those of you who are interested in watching Demonic will enjoy it more than I did."
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Dark Fields ()
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"If nothing else at least Dark Fields can lay claim to having one of the funniest continuity errors I've ever seen."
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The Foywonder
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The Giddeh: Voodoo Curse (2006)
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"The film's ending only serves as a stark reminder that anyone that watches Voodoo Curse: The Giddeh did indeed just waste 90-minutes of their life for nothing."
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The Foywonder
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Nails (2006)
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"Nails is a visual feast, exploring what the cybernetic fusion of human imagination, mechanical camera, and open exploratory eyes can create."
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Pervert (2005)
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"A slap-happy dash of Russ Meyer, Sam Raimi, and Troma, Pervert! rises above most low-budget faux-cult films to deliver the genuine goods."
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Andrew Kasch
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Masters of Horror - Dario Argento: Jenifer (2006)
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"Argento crafts a tale of ghastly beauty that will have you looking away in disgust and questioning whether or not you're just a little bit turned on, all at the same time."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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26%
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The Zodiac (2006)
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"We can only hope that his blood lust has been quenched."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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67%
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Satan's Playground (2006)
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"At the end of the day, Satan's Playground let me down, a fact that I attribute primarily to the bad acting, nonsensical storyline, and lack of an appearance by the monster."
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Johnny Butane
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Are You Scared (2005)
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"No, I was not scared."
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The Foywonder
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Snakes on a Train (2006)
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"You'll probably be far more entertained surfing the web and checking out any of the seemingly endless Snakes on a Plane mock spin-off posters people out there have created"
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The Foywonder
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68%
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Snakes on a Plane (2006)
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"Snakes on a Plane delivers terror we haven't seen in most modern horror films today."
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City Of Rott (2006)
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"I cannot recommend this enough."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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18%
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Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth (1992)
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"Hellraiser III is one of my least favorite flicks in the franchise, mainly because it's just plain goofy."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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——
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Scorpius Gigantus ()
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"It's so rushed, so awkward, so out of the blue that the film's tedium turns momentarily entertaining just because of the stupidity of it all."
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The Foywonder
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29%
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Silent Hill (2006)
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"The journey to Silent Hill is one that should be made several times. Having sat through it three times myself , I can honestly say it gets better with repeated viewing."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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Cello (Chello hongmijoo ilga salinsagan) (2006)
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"Cello may be surfing in on the backwash of a dying subgenre, but it has just enough going to keep it afloat."
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Andrew Kasch
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63%
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Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man) (Demons '95) (Of Death, of Love) (1996)
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"what makes the movie so different and memorable is the fact that the humor inherit in the situation these characters find themselves in is played to the hilt."
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Johnny Butane
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39%
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Birth (2004)
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Staci Layne Wilson
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37%
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Scary Movie 4 (2006)
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"Everything is just as dumb. Now it's just a bit longer."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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22%
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The Tooth Fairy (2006)
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"No one's trying to reinvent the wheel here, just keep it rolling. And it rolls down a pretty blood-splattered path."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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60%
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And Now the Screaming Starts ()
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"It might not quite earn the designation of a "classic," but And Now... stands the test of time and holds up quite well."
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Debi Moore
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——
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Seven Mummies (7 Mummies) (2006)
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"Forget 7 Mummies - this film is all about the 7 P's: poor, pointless, plodding, putrid, pungent, punishing, and pathetic."
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The Foywonder
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46%
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Edmond (2005)
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"Dealing with issues of human disconnectedness and racism, Edmond could have been the next Crash if it weren't laced with such a desire to offend."
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Andy Mauro
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85%
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The Omen (1976)
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"The Omen Collector's Edition DVD is a must for the fanatic, but everyone else may want to make do with what they have."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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——
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Masters of Horror - Dario Argento: Jenifer (2006)
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"TV episode review - This is a great exploitation piece. One with a weak script, some broad characterizations, and choice cop dialogue"
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Ryan Rotten
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——
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Tales from the Crypt - The Complete Third Season (2006)
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"As a horror fan you just can't help but have fun, and as such every episode of this series should be sitting proudly on display in your DVD library."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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——
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Tales from the Crypt - The Complete First Season (2005)
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"Horror, in the short story format, has always proven to be more effective."
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Ryan Rotten
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90%
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The Living and the Dead (2007)
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"The film is filled with the types of mundane, believable horrors that affect an audience in ways no regular horror movie could hope to achieve."
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Andy Mauro
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92%
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Pusher III: I Am The Angel of Death (2005)
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"You don't need to see them all to see Pusher 3. There are This is great third entry in a series that is of consistent quality through and through."
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Masters of Horror - Larry Cohen: Pick Me Up (2006)
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"The dialogue is weak throughout, the story is just plain dull, and the ending falls flat on its face. It's a shame such good acting was wasted on this truly boring episode."
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Debi Moore
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——
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Masters of Horror - Lucky McKee: Sick Girl (2006)
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"It gives us all a chance to see what McKee can do with a small budget and only a few days to shoot."
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Debi Moore
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——
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Masters of Horror - John Landis: Deer Woman (2006)
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"Its concept may verge on silliness, but its success lies in Landis' ability to infuse it with enough realism to engage the audience"
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Debi Moore
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——
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Medium (TV SHOW) ()
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"Even if you've been watching Medium since its debut, the series is so rich with character and content that repeated viewings will only enhance your appreciation for it."
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Debi Moore
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——
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Tales from the Crypt - The Complete Fourth Season (2006)
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"On the whole Tales from the Crypt: Season Four has a nagging tendency to disappoint."
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Steve "Uncle Creepy" Barton
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——
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Mr. Jingles (2006)
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"Before you even think about renting Mr. Jingles, just stop and think about all the things that $5 could get you."
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The Foywonder
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——
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Stomp! Shout! Scream! ()
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"Perhaps a tad over hyped, but a fun time no less in spite of some third act issues."
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The Foywonder
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——
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Scarred (2004)
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"If it's a slasher flick that you're in the mood for then I suppose you could do a lot worse than Scarred. You could also do a lot better."
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The Foywonder
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——
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The Sisterhood: Pledge of Evil (2004)
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"The Sisterhood represents a new low even by David DeCoteau standards."
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The Foywonder
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