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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
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The Pack (La Meute) (2012)

"It's no Martyrs or Inside, but that's a pretty unfair standard when you think about it."

Scott Weinberg

84%

The Raid: Redemption (2012)

"The minute it's over you'll need a nap. And then you'll want to watch it again."

Scott Weinberg

9%

ATM (2012)

"Lots of silliness, a few nasty kills, and a cool third act."

Scott Weinberg

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Camel Spiders (2012)

"You know precisely what you're getting from Camel Spiders. Which means you'll probably watch it some time soon."

Scott Weinberg

91%

Corman's World: Exploits Of A Hollywood Rebel (2011)

"A well-earned and affectionate spotlight on a man who, let's face it, is one of the most impressive film producers who ever lived."

Scott Weinberg

5%

Beneath The Darkness (2012)

"There's nothing in Beneath the Darkness you haven't seen before, better, and recently."

Scott Weinberg

11%

Gone (2012)

"The title refers to your 12 bucks. This movie is as amateurish as Amanda Seyfried is pretty."

Scott Weinberg

17%

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

"Bad news for fans of the character, admirers of quality filmmaking, and anyone who forgot to bring some Tylenol to the screening."

Scott Weinberg

85%

Chronicle (2012)

"Seems poised to kick-start a big fat franchise, but it's a great little movie that stands perfectly well on its own."

Scott Weinberg

79%

The Innkeepers (2012)

"The indie king of the slow-burn horror flick is back, and this time Ti West is bringing along an unexpected dose of wit, warmth, and weirdly effective character-based comedy."

Scott Weinberg

73%

Retreat (2011)

"A suspenseful and well-performed "home invasion" thriller with a nasty biological twist."

Scott Weinberg

81%

Excision (2012)

"It's the take-no-prisoners enthusiasm with which Bates leaps into his suburban nightmare that makes Excision so interesting."

Scott Weinberg

79%

Grabbers ()

"An group of Irish villagers have to stay drunk to keep alcohol-fearing alien monsters at bay. Yup."

Scott Weinberg

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2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

"...at least it's gory!"

Scott Weinberg

26%

Underworld Awakening (2012)

"A sloppy, messy, frankly dumb action/horror hybrid, but at least it moves quickly and delivers the goods."

Scott Weinberg

93%

Gojira (1956)

"This Criterion edition is the textbook definition of "must-own," provided you're a serious horror fan."

Scott Weinberg

65%

The Woman in Black (2012)

"The world needs horror flicks that can be shown at family nights and slumber parties, and now we have a new one. "

Scott Weinberg

6%

The Devil Inside (2012)

"One shudders to think of how many worthwhile horror films Paramount passed up to acquire this terribly drab junkpile."

Scott Weinberg

20%

Wrong Turn 4 (2011)

"A slight improvement over the nearly unwatchable third chapter, if that means anything at all to you."

Scott Weinberg

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Zombie Apocalypse ()

"Probably the finest collaboration ever between SyFy Channel and The Asylum."

Scott Weinberg

81%

The Skin I Live In (2011)

"Combines enough that's genre-friendly and accessible with the trademark style of a truly unique and "artsy" filmmaker."

Scott Weinberg

60%

Hostel: Part III (2011)

"Knows how to deliver some familiar goods, sprinkled with just enough "new stuff" to keep the horror hounds from feeling insulted."

Scott Weinberg

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Chop (2011)

"At its best moments it seems to be channeling something co-written by Neil Simon and Eli Roth."

Scott Weinberg

12%

The Darkest Hour (2011)

"Nowhere near good, not remotely interesting enough to be worthy of mockery, and a miserable time-waste for all involved."

Scott Weinberg

76%

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2012)

"One of the best horror films of the year. By far."

Scott Weinberg

36%

The Thing (2011)

"All of the blanks that your mind filled in 25 years ago are now fleshed out, made literal, and kinda dull."

Scott Weinberg

20%

Howling: Reborn (2011)

"60% Lost Boys, 30% Twilight, and 10% guaranteed to evoke huge peals of derisive giggles at slumber parties across the country."

Scott Weinberg

6%

Dream House (2011)

"The final wheeze of the J-horror-inspired domestic thrillers that ran rampant a few years back."

Scott Weinberg

88%

You're Next (2013)

"Proof positive that not all "home invasion" horror movies have to be bleak and miserable."

Scott Weinberg

68%

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

"More of the same, which is both good and slightly tiresome by now."

Scott Weinberg

88%

Livide (Livid) ()

"The directors of 'Inside' go in a completely different direction, and the result is (again) a damn good horror film."

Scott Weinberg

29%

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)

"Most children give up their poop obsession by age four. Tom Six still hasn't."

Scott Weinberg

41%

Straw Dogs (2011)

"Where the original film was an assault, the remake is content to be a crowd-pleaser."

Scott Weinberg

50%

Terror in the Aisles (Time for Terror) (1984)

"A forgotten little treasure for old-school horror fans."

Scott Weinberg

30%

Halloween II (1981)

"Any childhood favorite that is still a good deal of fun today is a movie worthy of some note."

Scott Weinberg

11%

Creature (2011)

"One tiresome slog through one familiar swamp."

Scott Weinberg

85%

Contagion (2011)

"A smart and fascinating bio-thriller that needs a little more humanity."

Scott Weinberg

0%

Scar (2007)

"I'd read about this one for three years. Then I saw it and forgot it immediately."

Scott Weinberg

56%

Atrocious (2011)

"Yet another piece of "found footage," but it's a pretty cool one."

Scott Weinberg

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Husk (2011)

"Not terrible, but the 27-minute version was better."

Scott Weinberg

0%

Lost Boys: The Thirst (2010)

"Better than its predecessor, which (fine), isn't saying a whole lot."

Scott Weinberg

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Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (2010)

"If you think the title is ridiculous, get this: Urkel is the hero."

Scott Weinberg

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2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)

"A merciless chore of a movie."

Scott Weinberg

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Prowl (2011)

"A mash-up of the "isolation stalker" concept and a "night of the hungry vampires" pitch. Not half bad."

Scott Weinberg

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Psychosis (2010)

"About as basic a horror flick could ever be without debuting on The Lifetime Channel."

Scott Weinberg

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Seconds Apart (2011)

"Every once in a while, After Dark Films delivers something solid. Like this one."

Scott Weinberg

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Stag Night (2009)

"Generic plot, familiar faces, a few jolts. Period."

Scott Weinberg

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The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu (2011)

"Most assuredly a farce first and a monster movie second."

Scott Weinberg

95%

Midnight Son (2012)

"There are still good vampire movies being made. Like this one."

Scott Weinberg

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Little Deaths (2010)

"Three dark horror tales that deal with human sexuality in some deeply unpleasant ways."

Scott Weinberg

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