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2/10
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Alien vs. Predator
(2004)
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Charlie Craine
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Alien Vs. Predator makes Freddy Vs. Jason look like a masterpiece.
Posted Aug 15, 2004
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The Mummy Returns
(2001)
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Charlie Craine
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Such a rip-off of the Indiana Jones series that it's almost embarrassing.
Posted May 04, 2001
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Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
(2001)
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Charlie Craine
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Nothing could resuscitate this tired movie.
Posted Apr 19, 2001
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Freddy Got Fingered
(2001)
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Charlie Craine
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Tom Green makes Adam Sandler seem like a genius.
Posted Apr 19, 2001
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Blow
(2001)
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Charlie Craine
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Demme (The Ref) does a brilliant job of bringing Blow to life.
Posted Apr 05, 2001
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The Pledge
(2001)
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Charlie Craine
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You don't really know who did it, you'll never guess. But it doesn't matter, because by the time you get to the point of discovery you could care less.
Posted Jan 18, 2001
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Snatch
(2000)
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Ashley Collins
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Everything an entertaining movie should be: smart, engrossing, and fast-paced, with likable characters and a sense of humor that's slightly off kilter.
Posted Jan 18, 2001
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Traffic
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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Traffic tries to make a huge point but doesn't allow the viewer to use his own imagination or draw his own conclusions.
Posted Jan 02, 2001
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Cast Away
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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It's truly a lot to say that Hanks can carry a film all by himself, essentially talking to himself and trying to survive.
Posted Dec 20, 2000
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Vertical Limit
(2000)
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David Kern
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A series of action sequences interrupted by insipid dialogue, which unfortunately does nothing more than make one yearn for the next action sequence.
Posted Dec 08, 2000
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Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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A long, boring ride.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Reindeer Games
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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There is weak acting all around, most of all by Ben Affleck.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Yards
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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Mark Wahlberg continues to make good, interesting movies. Impressed? I am every time I see him pull off these characters in movies that work well for him.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Battlefield Earth
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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Battlefield Earth is the same movie we've all seen before.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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Will become as much a part of our holidays as egg nog, blinking lights, and snow.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Shaft
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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I went in expecting nothing and didn't leave feeling better or worse for it.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Me, Myself & Irene
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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The laughs come faster than a Chris Rock comedy hour, so infant and asinine yet downright gut-busters.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Cell
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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There is still something to be said for getting your money's worth and for taking a viewer away for almost two hours. I'd say it did the job.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Bring It On
(2000)
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David Kern
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Bring It On has all of the elements a farce needs, but sort of wimps out and tries a little too hard to ultimately warm our hearts.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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8/10
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Romeo Must Die
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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After seeing Romeo Must Die, you'll be kicking yourself for quitting karate classes after the first week.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Bounce
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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As much promise as this story had, it falls under the weight of boring conversation and endless clichs.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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8/10
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Drowning Mona
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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When it's all said and done, this film isn't the comedy of the year, but it's sure worth the price of admission.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Lost Souls
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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This film won't leave you in a state of disbelief, or belief for that matter. It just hangs out there, oh, so mundane.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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High Fidelity
(2000)
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David Kern
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A very likable movie.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Bless the Child
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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The movie wasn't witty, it wasn't scary, and the effects were only okay.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Little Nicky
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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Being a moron has worked for Sandler in the past, but here it's so annoying that I can't get over who thought this was funny when they were filming it.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Fight Club
(1999)
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Charlie Craine
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Trust me, it will strike you right away, but it will torment you forever.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Red Planet
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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Why they continue to put out the same movies with a different coating is beyond me.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Original Kings of Comedy
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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We've had great films in the past, like Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Richard Pryor's Live on the Sunset Strip, but bringing these four heavyweights in one package is unforgettable.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Replacements
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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It's more like Bill & Ted's idiot football adventure.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Bedazzled
(2000)
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Charlie Craine
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A poor remake.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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