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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
71%

Return (2012)

"A quietly devastating, powerful and poignant drama boasting an unflinchingly honest and well-nuanced performance by Linda Cardellini."

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85%

Chronicle (2012)

"A thoroughly exhilarating, imaginative and character driven sci-fi thriller that's invigoratingly smart and surprisingly poignant. It's destined to become a sci-fi classic. "

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33%

Lula, the Son of Brazil (2012)

"Well-acted and mildly engaging, but too much melodrama and not enough compelling insight."

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86%

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos (2012)

"Exhilarating, intelligent and compelling with plenty of surprises and dazzling animation."

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82%

Crazy Horse (2012)

"Titillating and captivating, but low on insight and occasionally tedious."

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34%

Joyful Noise (2012)

"Painfully awkward, melodramatic and contrived. Skip the movie and just buy its uplifting soundtrack. "

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86%

Force of Nature: The David Suzuki Movie (2011)

"Powerful, illuminating and inspirational."

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58%

Crazy Wisdom (2011)

"Well-shot and edited, but low on provocative insight. "

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77%

The Hunter (2012)

"Atmospheric, but underwhelming, underwritten and emotionally hollow."

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95%

Pina (2011)

"An often exhilarating, lively, magical and breathtaking experience of Pina Bausch's art. "

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63%

Miss Minoes (2011)

"Charming, harmless, refreshingly bizarre and unabashedly silly, but kids will be much more entertained than adults. "

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8%

New Year's Eve (2011)

"Rivals Gigli as one of the most cringe-inducing, asinine and silly romcoms in quite some time. Save yourself the torture and just rent Love Actually instead. "

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56%

Lads & Jockeys (2011)

"Sans sufficient insight, it feels incomplete and a tad underwhelming, but quite heartfelt and mildly engaging nonetheless."

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83%

In Heaven Underground: The Weissensee Jewish Cemetery (2011)

"Wondrous, captivating and genuinely heartfelt. "

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97%

The Artist (2011)

"An invigorating, charming, witty and crowd-pleasing delight that's destined to become a classic while skyrocketing the careers of Jean Dujardin and Bérénice Béjo. "

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Joy Road (2011)

"A riveting, gritty, palpably entertaining drama. "

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47%

The Heir Apparent: Largo Winch (2011)

"An exhilarating, thrilling and thoroughly suspenseful action thriller."

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20%

Cherkess (2011)

"A sweeping and captivating film that offers both style and substance."

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67%

Cargo (2011)

"Suspenseful and captivating albeit not as unflinchingly horrifying as it could have been. "

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38%

God's Fiddler: Jascha Heifetz (2011)

"Poignant, but ultimately underwhelming and lacking insight."

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89%

Into The Abyss (2011)

"Powerful and profoundly moving. You'll never look at the death penalty the same way again."

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18%

The Son of No One (2011)

"A complex, unpredictable and exhilarating crime thriller that's just as suspenseful and captivating as The Departed."

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68%

Tower Heist (2011)

"A very funny, clever and crowd-pleasing comedy with a terrific ensemble cast. It deserves to become an instant classic."

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And They're Off... (2011)

"An often amusing, harmless and sporadically funny "documentary." "

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67%

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

"A palpably terrifying experience that will haunt you for days. It should be watched on the big screen in a crowded theater. Bring on number 4! "

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75%

The Woman (2011)

"Suspenseful, disturbing and creepy. Pollyanna McIntosh gives a raw, brave performance."

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59%

Real Steel (2011)

"Quite cheesy, yet exhilarating and mindlessly entertaining. It's a fun, crowd-pleasing popcorn movie that will leave you hungry for a sequel. Child star Dakota Goyo has a very bright future ahead of him. "

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93%

50/50 (2011)

"Funny, heartfelt, well-acted and refreshingly honest. It's one of the best movies of the year. "

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4%

Abduction (2011)

"The best unintentional comedy of the year. "

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94%

Weekend (2011)

"The most powerful, honest and engrossing romantic drama since Before Sunrise ."

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93%

Drive (2011)

"Atmospheric, refreshingly intelligent and suspenseful with a well-nuanced performance by Ryan Gosling. It's one of the most invigorating thrillers of the year because it offers both style and substance. "

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38%

Programming The Nation? (2011)

"Serves as a vital wake-up call and manages to be simultaneously entertaining, provocative and enraging--just as all harsh truths, sans euphemisms, should be presented. "

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34%

Burke and Hare (2011)

"A mildly funny dark comedy with iconic British wit and tongue-in-cheek humor. "

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84%

Contagion (2011)

"A very entertaining, well-acted and palpably taut piece of propaganda that leaves too little room for interpretation. "

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32%

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)

"A lazy, witless sex comedy that's low on both sex and comedy. "

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88%

The Hedgehog (2011)

"A well-acted, intelligent drama filled with tenderness, warmth and humor. Its characters will stay ingrained in your mind long after the end credits roll. "

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56%

Atrocious (2011)

"Stylishly directed and palpably frightening because it leaves more to your imagination than most horror films do."

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80%

Littlerock (2011)

"A mildly engaging, slight and somewhat breezy slice-of-life drama that's instantly forgettable. "

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77%

Over Your Cities Grass Will Grow (2011)

"Often boring, tedious and only fleetingly insightful. "

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95%

The Guard (2011)

"Wickedly funny and irreverent. The best dark comedy since In Bruges. It will leave you in stitches."

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25%

The Beginning of a Great Revival (2011)

"Epic with production values and a terrific ensemble cast, but often bland and emotionally hollow. "

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73%

The Whistleblower (2011)

"A suspenseful, unflinchingly albeit pedestrian and emotionally uninvolving thriller that's saved by Rachel Weisz's bravura performance. "

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25%

The Change-Up (2011)

"A grossly unfunny, asinine example of the tragic decline of American comedy. It will compel you to ask: "Should I vomit inside the theater, outside, or both?""

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78%

Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)

"Amusing, initially smart and heartfelt with plenty of charm thanks to its terrific ensemble cast, but it eventually becomes contrived, uneven and sophomoric. "

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Sunny (Sseo-ni) (2011)

"Poignant and filled moments of tenderness, humor and warmth."

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71%

The Future (2011)

"A daring, brilliant, profound and visionary modern masterpiece. It will go down as a classic. "

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79%

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

"A thrilling, exciting and enormously entertaining blockbuster that delivers plenty of exhilarating action, solid performances and the right amount of comic relief. "

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55%

Hood To Coast (2010)

"Heartfelt and stylishly edited with picturesque scenery, but it's often redundant, underwhelming and neither suspenseful nor insightful enough to be truly inspirational or captivating. "

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82%

Life, Above All (2011)

"Profoundly moving, unflinching, inspirational and eye-opening. It boasts a brave, genuinely heartfelt performance by newcomer Khomotso Manyaka. "

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91%

Tabloid (2011)

"A provocative, captivating and surprisingly funny documentary. Joyce McKinney deserves to be nominated for Best Actress of the Year. "

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