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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
85%

Spider (2002)

"An emotionally compelling puzzle seen largely and effectually from inside this unsound character's head, Spider is one of the director's best, most measured works."

Rob Blackwelder

38%

Career Opportunities (1991)

Rob Blackwelder

97%

8 1/2 (1963)

Rob Blackwelder

61%

A Prelude to a Kiss (1992)

Rob Blackwelder

91%

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Rob Blackwelder

62%

Clue (1985)

Rob Blackwelder

26%

Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)

"...when the asinine plutonium subplot hijacks the last act, the flick goes into an unrecoverable tailspin."

Rob Blackwelder

71%

All the Real Girls (2003)

"...now that I sit down to review the picture a couple weeks later, I barely remember it. Whatever positive impression it left sure didn't last."

Rob Blackwelder

68%

Jeffrey (1995)

Rob Blackwelder

61%

Gerry (2003)

"An inexplicably compelling, far-outside-the-box excursion from director Gus Van Sant...and a welcome return to his roots as one of American cinema's more daring filmmakers."

Rob Blackwelder

19%

The Life of David Gale (2003)

"The Life of David Gale acts as its own executioner, injecting the very first scene with a lethal cliché from which the film never recovers."

Rob Blackwelder

89%

They Live (1988)

Rob Blackwelder

71%

Forrest Gump (1994)

Rob Blackwelder

87%

Seconds (1966)

Rob Blackwelder

58%

Dark Blue (2003)

"Its imagined grittiness is polished to a Hollywood high gloss. Its hard-edged dialogue...has had all its shock value re-written and over-rehearsed right out of it."

Rob Blackwelder

60%

Old School (2003)

"...goes so far beyond hackneyed, laughless, tiresome incompetence that it may be one of the most unwatchable movies I've seen in 11 years as a film critic."

Rob Blackwelder

8%

Gods and Generals (2003)

"If the 3 hour and 49 minute Civil War epic Gods and Generals is any indication, the Union and the Confederate armies must have talked each other to death."

Rob Blackwelder

98%

Babe (1995)

Rob Blackwelder

88%

Russian Ark (2002)

"There is a genius to (this) experimental and utterly surreal historical epic that has nothing to do with the fact that it was shot in one uninterrupted, mind-boggling take..."

Rob Blackwelder

73%

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not (2002)

"The director keeps secrets from the audience so she can spring them later as "surprises." (But) it isn't long before any savvy filmgoer will (be) 10 steps ahead..."

Rob Blackwelder

92%

The Last Emperor (1987)

Rob Blackwelder

45%

Daredevil (2003)

"...unremarkably routine...plays like a C-grade grad project for a night school course called Superhero Filmmaking 101."

Rob Blackwelder

87%

The Quiet American (2003)

"Emotionally and politically complex beyond what most filmmakers would dare attempt."

Rob Blackwelder

44%

Deliver Us from Eva (2003)

"(Features) the same tiresome, misogynistic so-called happy-ending in which women forgive...men for acting unforgivably stupid and take them back. Awww, ain't that romantic?"

Rob Blackwelder

42%

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

"If you want to lose a guy in one day, drag him to see this movie."

Rob Blackwelder

66%

Shanghai Knights (2003)

"Hilariously tongue-in-cheek and packed with comical homages to everything from the Keystone Kops and Harry Houdini to The Beatles and Taxi Driver."

Rob Blackwelder

47%

Final Destination 2 (2003)

"How the movie-going public hasn't become bored senseless with such tediously low-standard, so-called scary movies is beyond me."

Rob Blackwelder

43%

The Recruit (2003)

"...long before any real intrigue begins, the film's litany of elementary plot twist are stretched out on the screen like a road map."

Rob Blackwelder

75%

Father Goose (1964)

Rob Blackwelder

23%

Biker Boyz (2003)

"For what it is, Biker Boyz is a satisfying ride. But that satisfaction is empty calorie entertainment."

Rob Blackwelder

57%

The Guru (2002)

"Making fun of its own light comedy clichés could have added an extra layer of laughs...if it wasn't entirely dependent on those same clichés to drive its plot."

Rob Blackwelder

69%

Max (2002)

Rob Blackwelder

79%

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2003)

Rob Blackwelder

10%

Darkness Falls (2003)

"...so unoriginal in its execution that it serves to prove two things: 1) this genre is played out, and 2) as long as crap makes money, studios will continue to make crap."

Rob Blackwelder

84%

Morvern Callar (2002)

"Morton's penetrating but minute expressions of deflected grief are the picture's potent touchstones of emotional veracity..."

Rob Blackwelder

8%

Kangaroo Jack (2003)

"Even though there are laughs to be had in this movie, it was a clearly minimal effort outting."

Rob Blackwelder

11%

National Security (2003)

"Rent-a-cop bullplop."

Rob Blackwelder

24%

A Guy Thing (2003)

"(Jason Lee and Julia Stiles) couldn't be more mismatched as romantic leads."

Rob Blackwelder

20%

Da wan (Big Shot's Funeral) (2003)

"Problematic but passably enjoyable, the appeal of Big Shot's Funeral may be more a matter of taste than quality."

Rob Blackwelder

40%

Breast Men (1997)

Rob Blackwelder

19%

Just Married (2003)

"None of (the) problems impede the movie's funny concept and fun performances -- and that's what counts."

Rob Blackwelder

83%

Narc (2002)

"A rogue-cop drama with such robust performances and realistic grit that its flirtation with clichés hardly matters."

Rob Blackwelder

100%

Before Sunrise (1995)

"Seemingly improvised and entirely natural but still structured and splendidly directed by writer Richard Linklater."

Rob Blackwelder

96%

The Pianist (2002)

"It's a film whose every moment bristles with the weight of these events on Szpilman's psyche, thanks to a devastating performance by Adrien Brody."

Rob Blackwelder

77%

Nicholas Nickleby (2002)

"The characters are largely one-dimensional -- implausibly sweet & naive or absurdly ruthless & cruel without reason -- and they invite second-guessing to a distracting degree."

Rob Blackwelder

81%

The Hours (2002)

"...a triumph of emotionally and narratively complex filmmaking."

Rob Blackwelder

87%

Chicago (2002)

"Chicago is, quite simply, one of the two or three best movie musicals I've ever seen."

Rob Blackwelder

96%

Catch Me If You Can (2002)

"Steven Spielberg's best movie in at least a decade."

Rob Blackwelder

78%

25th Hour (2003)

"Lee's personal touches...bring heft and import to the movie, but also turn (it) into a momentous metaphor for the strength, fortitude and resiliency of post-Sept. 11 New York."

Rob Blackwelder

79%

Antwone Fisher (2002)

"Fisher has bared his soul and confronted his own shortcomings here in a way...that feels very human and very true to life."

Rob Blackwelder

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