Total Film

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
100%

Salute (2012)

"A valuable reminder of how athletes can take a courageous stand."

Tom Dawson

100%

Nostalgia for the Light (2011)

"A film that makes you ponder the mysteries of human existence anew."

Tom Dawson

37%

Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012)

"Weighed down with daft new characters and an overstretched story, the prehistoric saga is looking a bit old. On the other hand, it still has Scrat -which is all any movie really needs..."

Paul M. Bradshaw

85%

Electrick Children (2013)

"Careful, kids - rock'n'roll can get you pregnant. Or that's what one Mormon teen believes in this cute lo-fi indie from first-timer Rebecca Thomas."

Paul M. Bradshaw

29%

Comes A Bright Day (2012)

"Aboud summons an impressive array of talent for his debut feature, pitched as an odd mix of indie-Brit parlour farce and Dog Day Afternoon."

Paul M. Bradshaw

85%

Chariots of Fire (1981)

"[An] airless saga of university toffs building themselves up to run for God and country at the 1924 Summer Olympics in Paris..."

Neil Smith

77%

Katy Perry: Part of Me (2012)

"Part Of Me deserves kudos for allowing an element of unpredictability to intrude upon its tween exploitation and sugary vulgarity."

Neil Smith

83%

You've Been Trumped (2012)

"A vital, visceral antidote to Trump's slick PR machine."

Simon Kinnear

80%

Magic Mike (2012)

"The best movie about dudes disrobing since Brokeback Mountain."

Neil Smith

57%

Detachment (2012)

"It's impossible to take his didactic diatribe as seriously as it takes itself."

Neil Smith

43%

7 Days in Havana ()

"Despite an impressive roll-call of talent, this seven-tale Cuba-set anthology never strays far from touristy clichés."

Carmen Gray

70%

The Hunter (2012)

"The domestic and conspiracy elements are so perfunctory you sense the film, like its hero, can't wait to bugger off into the bush and forget about them altogether."

Matt Glasby

95%

Marina Abramovic: The Artist Is Present (2012)

"If you're sceptical about performance art, this might just change your mind."

Simon Kinnear

35%

The Players (Les infidèles) ()

"Greater female input might have alleviated the film's tiresome chauvinism."

Tom Dawson

92%

Ping Pong ()

"An unabashed crowd-pleaser, Hugh Hartford's table-top portrait avoids patronising its aged subjects, bouncing between sweetly satirical and sincerely moving."

Paul M. Bradshaw

67%

God Bless America (2012)

"It's the kind of cuckoo premise that director Bobcat Goldthwait (World's Greatest Dad) excels at..."

Josh Winning

56%

Strawberry Fields ()

"Its simplicity is both effective and deceptive-a testament to the script's intelligence and to the actors' beguiling (if slightly histrionic) performances."

Neil Smith

98%

The Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeoisie (Le Charme Discret de la Bourgeoisie) (1972)

"It weaves games of dream and reality as the sextet wander through increasingly absurd set-ups. patriarchal authority and polite social rituals are slyly undermined, and the cast play it impeccably."

Philip Kemp

80%

We Are Poets ()

"We root for these hugely likeable young artists as they develop impressive voices for their anguish and ideals, and share in their suspense as the big day arrives."

Carmen Gray

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Exit Humanity (2012)

"A sub-Cold Mountain travelogue beset by tedious talk, stiff performances and zero menace."

Simon Kinnear

34%

Joyful Noise (2012)

"Hard as it tries to be harmless feel-good fodder, its notion that one character's Asperger's can be cured by a hearty sing-song makes it a more offensive musical than Team America ever dared."

Owen Nicholls

43%

Storage 24 (2013)

"There's enough gore, ideas and self-aware absurdity here to make it something a bit more enticing than merely Alien: The EastEnders Redux."

100%

On The Sly (APas De Loup) ()

"The value of small things is tenderly endorsed in this miniaturist French cousin of Alice In Wonderland and Moonrise Kingdom."

Kevin Harley

93%

Mission To Lars ()

"You'll cry a bit come the tense, touching climax - then punch the air with joy."

Kevin Harley

0%

Requiem for a Killer (Requiem pour une Tueuse) ()

"Writer-director's Jerome Le Gris' sub-Hitchcockian thriller piles up the genre clichés to the point where you assume the whole enterprise must be an Agatha Christie-style parody."

Tom Dawson

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The Rise & Fall of a White Collar Hooligan ()

"Paul Tanter's hackneyed, embarrassing British crime thriller is mercifully short, but still 80 minutes too long."

Paul M. Bradshaw

83%

Cloclo ()

"Dardenne brothers favourite Jérémie Renier is uncannily good as the tightly wound star, as well as a dead ringer for him."

Kate Stables

20%

Chernobyl Diaries (2012)

"Diaries is dark and gruesome, but with little in the way of genuine shock or surprise, you should expect the expected."

Ken McIntyre

83%

Your Sister's Sister (2012)

"An effortless, emotional, funny little indie that few people will see. Be one of them."

Jonathan Crocker

93%

King of Devil's Island (2011)

"It's pleasing to see something from the Nordic countries that doesn't involve police procedure and chunky jumpers."

Neil Smith

41%

Lovely Molly (2012)

"Impressive, if messy, the film combines kitchen-sink drama with found-footage horror, perjuring itself with too many plot possibilities."

Matt Glasby

67%

Friends With Kids (2012)

"Smart dialogue, a gifted ensemble and good intentions from Jennifer Westfeldt, but her grown-up romcom can't quite escape feeling like a sitcom on the big screen."

Jonathan Crocker

77%

Killer Joe (2012)

"The dirtiest black comedy you'll see for a long time."

Matt Mueller

35%

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)

"Arrive two hours late for Bekmambetov's overcooked noise generator and you'll have a fantastic night."

Neil Smith

92%

The Fairy (2012)

"Not all of the jokes land perfectly (a late telephone gag treads too much water), but The Fairy remains infectiously funny throughout."

Josh Winning

73%

Dark Horse (2012)

"Though more forgiving than previous Solondz films, Dark Horse is too slight to herald a wholesale change of direction."

Neil Smith

52%

Where Do We Go Now? (2012)

"Balancing sectarian tragedy and earthy humour is never easy, and Labaki crams in too many stereotypes."

Tom Dawson

73%

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

"The leads charm, the action crackles and the grooves are well-laid for part two."

Kevin Harley

98%

Silent Souls (2011)

"There's nothing here Andrei Tarkovsky didn't achieve in his prime, but at a mere 78 minutes it maintains focus with admirable purity."

Simon Kinnear

38%

Victim ()

"Anuva barrel of 'hood clichés it might be, but the sharp cast and snappy script (by Chin and co-star Michael Maris) make it fresher and funnier than it sounds."

Paul M. Bradshaw

100%

Planet of Snail (2012)

"Never patronising nor begging for sympathy, it attempts to show how this couple experience the world, from the sensual delights of walking along a seashore to the very real ordeal of changing a light bulb."

James Mottram

53%

Think Like a Man (2012)

"Any film that gives Curb Your Enthusiasm's J.B. Smoove little more than a walk-on needs more thought."

Owen Nicholls

41%

Rock of Ages (2012)

"Disposable, overly long fun best enjoyed with BFFs and a bevvie."

Jane Crowther

88%

Polisse (2012)

"Not for the faint-hearted, but it feels like the truth."

Matt Glasby

78%

The Last Projectionist ()

"A self-promoting yet revealing documentary from venue owner Tom Lawes."

Tom Dawson

70%

Late September ()

"The cast cut into the tough truths of late-life relations. The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel it ain't."

Kevin Harley

19%

Lay the Favorite (2012)

"Frears seems to be in something of a slump, and his giddy, surface-skimming adaptation of Beth Raymer's memoir about her trajectory from stripper to bookie isn't reversing the trend."

Kate Stables

8%

A Thousand Kisses Deep ()

"Lustig strains for poetic meaning but comes up empty-handed. Unless, that is, you happen to like cod-Freudian naval-gazing."

James Mottram

64%

The Five-Year Engagement (2012)

"What The Five-Year Engagement lacks in belly laughs it makes up for in heart and soul, successfully exploring the genuine greys of a relationship instead of painting them black and white."

Tony Horkins

89%

A Royal Affair (2012)

"The stand-out ... is Mikkel Boe Folsgaard as the King. Teetering on the edge of sanity, he is both detestable and sympathetic."

Matt Glasby

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