Total Film

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
50%

Into the White (2013)

"[The cast] acquit themselves well, forging convincing and ultimately moving relationships as they learn how little petty political differences mean when starvation's at the door."

Matt Glasby

8%

The Babymakers (2012)

"A romcom that fumbles for heart in the gutter, and finds only glib gags."

Nathan Ditum

56%

The Penguin King 3D ()

"It's not as epic as March Of The Penguins, or as stunning as the BBC's usual slo-mo nature porn - but with nary an animated tap dance in sight, it's still king of the 3D penguins."

Paul M. Bradshaw

0%

The Knot ()

"Nothing if not predictable."

Kate Stables

47%

Stitches (2013)

"A Halloween crowd-pleaser that's missing a few tricks and treats."

Rosie Fletcher

58%

Sparkle (2012)

"Sparkle isn't Dreamgirls - but fans of schmaltzy showbiz fairytales should enjoy it."

Ken McIntyre

63%

Sinister (2012)

"An enjoyable, if boilerplate, boo-flick that maintains an enviable rate of scares per minute by throwing everything - demons, ghosts, snakes, loud noises - at the screen."

Matt Glasby

79%

Ruby Sparks (2012)

"Like Calvin, you'll find it hard to resist Ms Sparks."

James Mottram

94%

Room 237 (2013)

"Ascher's hugely enjoyable docu-collage of Shining theories embraces ambiguity but proves that Kubrick's deep chiller is worth the revisits."

Kevin Harley

51%

Pusher (2012)

"Gets plenty right but lacks the hard-hitting vibe of the cult original, or a fresh take on gangster-pic London."

Carmen Gray

45%

On the Road (2012)

"It may lose its way on occasions, but thanks to a committed cast and a script that captures the Kerouac vibe, Salles' adaptation never ends up on the road to nowhere."

James Mottram

79%

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)

"The ghost of Tex Avery is alive and well in a frenetic sequel that does more than reheat and serve. Madagascar 4? Don't bet against it."

69%

Liberal Arts (2012)

"An amusing, thoughtful romcom about love, literature and coming of age. Whatever age."

Jonathan Crocker

43%

Hotel Transylvania (2012)

"It bursts with ideas and the characters are warmly drawn; it's just a shame the jokes come so thin and fast."

Paul M. Bradshaw

79%

Ginger & Rosa (2013)

"Director Sally Potter shrewdly weaves the domestic drama ..."

Emma Dibdin

86%

Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012)

"An ambitious love letter to a Louisiana way of life that's being literally washed away."

Kate Stables

95%

5 Broken Cameras (2012)

"Despite all the suffering and injustice, the final message is one of optimism that feels neither facile nor tacked-on."

Philip Kemp

——

Cocaine Unwrapped ()

"A compassionate, considered plea to weekend warriors to think twice before choosing charlie."

Simon Kinnear

11%

House at the End of the Street (2012)

"Its talented lead is reduced to being just another scantily clad babe getting stalked by a psycho."

Neil Smith

71%

Husbands (1970)

"A gruelling and sometimes exasperating film, notable for its raw performances - as well as its avoidance of close-ups and point-of-view shots."

Tom Dawson

93%

Barbara (2012)

"Not only has director Christian Petzold assembled a fascinating hill of beans, but there's a moonlit scene that almost alone justifies his Silver Bear win at Berlin."

Ellen E Jones

88%

Santa sangre (Holy Blood) (1990)

"Masterfully directed and relentlessly lurid, Santa Sangre somehow manages to make Jodorowsky's acid western El Topo look sane."

George Bass

87%

Frankenweenie (2012)

"Burton's finest, freshest film in ages is a welcome homecoming. You'd call it patchwork pastiche, if it weren't so zapped with energy, feeling and imagination. It's alive!"

Kevin Harley

95%

Raiders of the Lost Ark (2012)

"The boulder has never looked bigger, the guns have never sounded louder and Indy's whip has never cracked sharper than they do here."

Neil Smith

21%

Taken 2 (2012)

"Taken was no masterpiece and was often thoroughly objectionable. But it still had a drive and a sense of urgency that's absent here ..."

Neil Smith

86%

Queen - Hungarian Rhapsody: Live In Budapest '86 (2012)

"Playing anthem after anthem, Queen show off the full spectrum of their sound, from thrillingly pompous to poignant - sometimes both in the same song."

Matt Glasby

71%

Anton Corbijn Inside Out ()

"It's not groundbreaking, but the impressionistic approach at least strives for more than your standard-issue bio."

James Mottram

13%

Inbred ()

"Beginning with an Emily Booth cameo and heading swiftly downhill from there ..."

75%

The Intouchables (2012)

"Did the script really have to perpetuate such crass racial stereotypes?"

Tom Dawson

58%

Hysteria (2012)

"Too unsexy for a date movie, too much fingering for a see-with-your-mum movie."

Emma Dibdin

43%

Tower Block ()

"The action and anxiety are believable, the violence sudden and the performances - especially those of Sheridan Smith as an East End Sarah Connor and Jack O'Connell as a thug-come-good - are strong."

Jamie Graham

75%

Big Boys Gone Bananas!* (2012)

"A compelling case study in the perils of taking on Goliath, and a timely parable about modern media and corporate "reputation anxiety"."

Simon Kinnear

56%

Now Is Good (2013)

"You'll be in bits, but your critical faculties might weep too."

Kevin Harley

94%

Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has To Travel (2012)

"A fashion world Who's Who offer accolades, while Vreeland's vulnerabilities are revealed in interviews telling how, ridiculed by her socialite mother as ugly, she invented herself on her own terms."

Carmen Gray

11%

St George's Day ()

"Not even the formidable presence of Charles Dance can salvage a script this woeful."

Stephen Kelly

93%

Looper (2012)

"One of the best films of 2012. You'll immediately want to see it again."

James Mottram

88%

Shut Up and Play the Hits (2012)

"Not only a sad farewell to a great band, but to life as Murphy knows it."

Stephen Kelly

37%

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (2012)

"Very weird fun."

Ken McIntyre

39%

The Possession (2012)

"You're always painfully aware of how scared the characters are, even if you don't quite feel the same."

Matt Glasby

43%

To Rome with Love (2012)

"Four trivial stories, forced laughs: don't expect much more from Allen's latest postcard from Europe."

Philip Kemp

100%

The Snows of Kilimanjaro ()

"Shot in warm, summery tones, TSOK muses pertinently on justice and forgiveness while painting a moving portrait of an enduring marriage."

Tom Dawson

70%

Keyhole (2012)

"Though self-referential to a fault, the deadpan humour, frayed logic and monochrome dazzle cast their own richly peculiar spell."

Carmen Gray

74%

Hope Springs (2012)

"Fine turns from Streep and Jones bedrock this compassionate, quietly subversive drama."

Ellen E Jones

100%

About Elly (2009)

"Another shrewdly gauged study of our capacity for deception and self-deception from A Separation's auteur. Emotionally devastating."

Philip Kemp

90%

Holy Motors (2012)

"A surreal head-scratcher that'd make Luis Buñuel smile, it may not be perfectly formed, but there's no denying its fierce originality."

James Mottram

46%

The Sweeney (2013)

"Might just be the guiltiest of guilty pleasures."

Matt Glasby

51%

Savages (2012)

"Savages is punishing in places, but there are enough colourful characters and careening twists to make it worth the effort."

Ken McIntyre

65%

The Campaign (2012)

"Although only slightly more outrageous than reality, The Campaign is a funny, pacy peek behind the political curtain."

Ken McIntyre

75%

Killing Them Softly (2012)

"It's this terrific ensemble that offers real bang for your buck here - Mendelsohn's skaghead Aussie is a brilliant creation - as Dominik builds a grimy world of bad men, brutal violence and stylish cinematics."

Jonathan Crocker

76%

Premium Rush (2012)

"JGL's enjoyment in his job adds welcome levels of Levitt-y."

Kevin Harley

Help | About | Jobs | Critics Submission | API | Licensing | Mobile