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Mike Bracken's Horror Films

Rating Title | Year Quote Author
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Exorcismo (1975)

Mike Bracken

15%

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

"For every thing that Sam Bayer's Nightmare on Elm Street update gets right, there's at least one other thing it screws up."

Mike Bracken

97%

The Hurt Locker (2009)

"It's too soon to pick the definitive film of the Iraq war, but when the time comes, The Hurt Locker will get serious consideration."

Mike Bracken

50%

Triangle (Tie saam gok) (2007)

"A loopy concoction of half-formed ideas and incongruous directorial stylings, Triangle is a disappointment."

Mike Bracken

71%

Osoi hito (Late Bloomer) (2004)

"The Japanese have a gift for making uncomfortable (yet compellingly watchable) films, and Go Shibata's Late Bloomer might be the best of the bunch."

Mike Bracken

39%

My Name Is Bruce (2007)

"My Name is Bruce is not only a movie-it's also a celebration of the cult of Bruce Campbell."

Mike Bracken

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Against the Dark (2009)

"A paunchy and bored looking Seagal (who's barely in the movie) fights generic vampire-zombies. Not nearly as cool as it sounds."

Mike Bracken

100%

Alien Raiders (2009)

"Those who get past the lame title will be rewarded with one of the better low budget horror/sci-fi films to turn up in the past few years."

Mike Bracken

25%

Friday the 13th (2009)

"Could it really be worse than Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan?"

Mike Bracken

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His Name Was Jason: 30 Years of Friday the 13th (2009)

"A fun, if somewhat lighthearted, look at how the Friday the 13th franchise continues to endure even after three decades of slaughter."

Mike Bracken

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Midnight Movie (2008)

"Midnight Movie is an entertaining piece of low-budget slasher cinema that succeeds despite some problems."

Mike Bracken

49%

Donkey Punch (2008)

"Donkey Punch opens strong, but loses its way at the first major plot point. A potentially intriguing thriller devolves into a generic "last man standing" movie that borrows liberally from better films."

Mike Bracken

29%

Underworld: The Rise of the Lycans (2009)

"Not deep or particularly good, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is the kind of innocuous fluff that will appeal to fans of the earlier entries. Everyone else can safely skip it."

Mike Bracken

57%

My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)

"My Bloody Valentine is a fun throwback to the golden era of slasher movies--packed with gore, nudity, and the classic gimmick of 3D."

Mike Bracken

90%

Tôkyô Zankoku Keisatsu (Tokyo Gore Police) (2008)

"Tokyo Gore Police is sure to be one of the best cult films of 2009. Fans of Versus and Machine Girl will want to check this out."

Mike Bracken

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Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead (2008)

"Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead isn't as good as its predecessor, but manages to entertain almost in spite of itself."

Mike Bracken

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Dead Space: Downfall (2008)

"Dead Space isn't particularly original, but fans of the game should find this animated prequel engaging."

Mike Bracken

55%

Sukiyaki Western Django (2008)

"Sukiyaki Western Django is a far-east-meets-western that could have only sprung from the mind of Takashi Miike."

Mike Bracken

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Last House in the Woods (Il Bosco Fuori) (2008)

"Last House in the Woods is a throwback to the days when Italian horror was a vital component of the cinematic horror universe, but it works better as an homage than an actual movie."

Mike Bracken

71%

The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

"The Midnight Meat Train is a real horror film-one filled with dark imagery, disturbing violence, and an ever-present sense of dread."

Mike Bracken

0%

House (2008)

"House wears its religion on its sleeve-and like the pushiest Jehovah's Witnesses, it's going to try and convert you to its cause come hell or high water."

Mike Bracken

38%

Zombie Strippers (2008)

"Unfortunately for fans of the burgeoning "walking dead eat the patrons of the champagne room" subgenre, Zombie Strippers never manages to become the classic of this particular cinematic movement."

Mike Bracken

3%

The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008)

"Makes Saw V look like Citizen Kane."

Mike Bracken

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Trailer Park of Terror (2008)

"Trailer Park of Terror never manages to find the balance between humor and horror--but it does give it the old college try."

Mike Bracken

12%

Saw V (2008)

"About the only thing that really interested me about Saw V was the fact that it shares this odd parallel relationship to the fifth installment of Friday the 13th."

Mike Bracken

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Brotherhood of Blood (2007)

"In a word? Awful."

Mike Bracken

16%

Max Payne (2008)

"Max Payne spends a great deal of time building a unique visual look--at the expense of narrative and character development."

Mike Bracken

31%

Trauma (2004)

Mike Bracken

73%

The Mist (2007)

Mike Bracken

55%

Evil Aliens (2007)

Mike Bracken

14%

Black Christmas (2006)

Mike Bracken

100%

Them! (1954)

Mike Bracken

67%

Versus (2003)

Mike Bracken

10%

Eaten Alive (1976)

Mike Bracken

49%

Hatchet (2006)

Mike Bracken

63%

Bulletproof Heart (1995)

Mike Bracken

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Zombie Cult Massacre (2004)

Mike Bracken

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Wicked City (Yôjû toshi) (1993)

Mike Bracken

82%

In Bruges (2008)

"All in all an excellent film from a filmmaker with a promising future."

Mike Bracken

80%

Dance of the Dead (2008)

"While not without some minor flaws, Dance of the Dead was far more fun than my senior prom."

Mike Bracken

58%

Quarantine (2008)

"Quarantine isn't an awful film--just an unnecessary one. It may well be the most pointless remake since Gus Van Sant's Psycho"

Mike Bracken

60%

Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)

"Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer has cult classic written all over it."

Mike Bracken

96%

[Rec] (2007)

"[Rec] is one of the few genuinely creepy horror films to come along in the past few years."

Mike Bracken

71%

Fido (2007)

"Don't believe the hype when it comes Fido"

Mike Bracken

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Welcome to the Jungle (2007)

"If Disney re-made Cannibal Holocaust, it would probably look something like Welcome to the Jungle"

Mike Bracken

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Gusha no bindume (Hellevator)(Gusher No Binds Me)(The Bottled Fools) (2004)

"Hellevator may have a stupid title, but the end product is plays like a Japanese version of Cube reimagined by Shinya Tsukamoto."

Mike Bracken

100%

Rogue (2008)

"Rogue subverts genre conventions at numerous points in the narrative--which is both its greatest strength and weakness."

Mike Bracken

43%

Death Race (2008)

"Death Race is a big dumb action flick and it wears that title like a badge of honor."

Mike Bracken

83%

Tropic Thunder (2008)

"Tropic Thunder won't go down as a comedy classic, but compared to the rest of this summer's fare, it succeeds almost in spite of itself."

Mike Bracken

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Dreams on Spec (2007)

"Dreams on Spec is a fascinating look at a part of the filmmaking process that has largely been unexplored up until this point."

Mike Bracken

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