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We Are Men: Season 1 (2013)

Seasons: 1

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5

Average Rating: 3.1/10
Reviews Counted: 21
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 20

We Are Men suffers from regressive bro humor and cliched midlife crisis jokes that are too shopworn to be enlivened by its talented cast.

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Average Rating: 3/10
Critic Reviews: 12
Fresh: 1 | Rotten: 11

We Are Men suffers from regressive bro humor and cliched midlife crisis jokes that are too shopworn to be enlivened by its talented cast.

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Season Info

Four single men bond at a short-term rental complex in this comedy series.

Network: CBS

Premiere Date: Sep 30, 2013

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Episodes

1
Air date: Sep 30, 2013

Pilot

Four single men bond at a short-term rental complex in this comedy series. In the premiere, a young newbie moves in after a broken engagement and is encouraged to wade back into the dating pool.

2
Air date: Oct 7, 2013

We Are Dognappers

Stuart's ex-wife offers to settle their divorce, but only if she can keep his cherished dog. Elsewhere, Gil's daughter cancels their camping trip; and Carter hopes to date Frank's daughter.

3
Air date: Oct 14, 2013

We Are One Night Stands

The guys crash a family reunion, leading to Carter's first one-night stand. Meanwhile, Stuart serves up cooking lessons to Gil.

Critic Reviews for We Are Men: Season 1

We Are Men protests too much. There's an off-putting melancholy underneath all the gallivanting.

September 30, 2013 Full Review Source: Boston Herald
Boston Herald

Men... might be a little stung, a tiny bit outraged. They might begin to feel that comedy has turned against them.

September 30, 2013 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times
Los Angeles Times

Watching We Are Men made me feel stupid almost immediately and then bitter that I'd wasted the time.

September 24, 2013 Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter
Hollywood Reporter

The cast is certainly talented enough to overcome "We Are Men's" shortcomings, if the writing improves.

September 13, 2013 Full Review Source: Washington Post
Washington Post

We're sure that legions of people will tune into anything starring Tony Shalhoub, but frankly, there have to be Monk reruns on somewhere that would be a better use of their time and energy.

October 1, 2013 Full Review Source: Television Without Pity
Television Without Pity

What you're left with is a series that, while less repellent than the even-more-misogynistic Dads, is equally dull.

October 1, 2013 Full Review Source: USA Today
USA Today

Its first half-hour comes and goes without providing any further reason to hang out with these guys.

September 30, 2013 Full Review Source: Uncle Barky
Uncle Barky

Despite the proud nature of its title, and faced with that rather exacting challenge, these Men appear to lack the right stuff.

September 27, 2013 Full Review Source: Variety
Variety

What [the characters] don't do: anything very funny.

September 30, 2013 Full Review Source: Miami Herald
Miami Herald

We Are Men...didn't make me laugh. But it did inspire one strong feeling -- the urge to run.

September 30, 2013 Full Review Source: St. Louis Post-Dispatch
St. Louis Post-Dispatch

It's a hodge-podge of mediocrity designed to go down like a chewy children's vitamin - with, of course, the underlying message that women are all soul-sucking demons designed to prevent men from having any fun.

October 1, 2013 Full Review Source: IGN Movies
IGN Movies

Offensive male bonding comedy with stereotypes, sex talk.

September 24, 2013 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media
Common Sense Media

While it's not the season's worst show, I'm fairly confident it's the season's worst waste of Tony Shalhoub, Kal Penn and Jerry O'Connell.

September 30, 2013 Full Review Source: Philadelphia Daily News
Philadelphia Daily News

Men hits new lows in bromance abuse, cheapening the whole idea of "band of brothers" with its soggy account of male bonding at an apartment complex for jilted and/or unhappily divorced losers.

September 30, 2013 Full Review Source: TV Guide
TV Guide

[More like] We Are Morons.

September 30, 2013 Full Review Source: Newsday
Newsday

We Are Men... has a clever, expectation-defying opening scene before it devolves into a puddle of unfunny, midlife crisis cliches.

September 27, 2013 Full Review Source: Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Maybe. Just maybe. Perhaps I'll watch more, and you should too, just to be sure. OK, no freakin' way. Just skip it.

September 30, 2013 Full Review Source: Zap2it.com
Zap2it.com

The situations may be both implausible and familiar, but the characters' reactions are recognizably human and fresh. We Are Men is hardly sophisticated, but it's sufficiently grown up.

September 18, 2013 Full Review Source: Media Life
Media Life

Tony Shalhoub, Jerry O'Connell, Kal Penn and Chris Smith star in this alleged comedy that arrives with a thud and shows no signs of becoming anything worth watching.

September 30, 2013 Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel
Orlando Sentinel

For a comedy, We Are Men is, in a word, sad.

September 30, 2013 Full Review Source: Under the Radar
Under the Radar

I suppose a more honest title like We Are Sad Little Boys wouldn't be so easily green-lit.

September 23, 2013 Full Review Source: Grantland
Grantland

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