Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay

Highest Rated: 91% Blue Jasmine (2013)

Lowest Rated: 0% My 5 Wives (2000)

Birthday: Sep 29, 1957

Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York, USA

One of the most controversial standup comics since Lenny Bruce, Andrew "Dice" Clay has brought the vulgar comedy of hatred, obscenity, and misogyny to new lows or new highs, depending on one's age and feelings about such subjects. His black leather jacketed, cigarette-puffing "Diceman" persona was so raunchy and offensive that he was banned from performing on the MTV network and was eventually blackballed in Hollywood after his obscene performances caused 20th Century Fox to tear up their movie contract with him, despite that fact that he was filling up clubs and even Madison Square Gardens with fans. Before obtaining notoriety as a comic, Clay (born Andrew Clay Silverstein) was a promising young actor. He made his film debut in Wacko (1981) and appeared in a few more films during the early '80s. At the peak of his standup career, Clay resumed his film career as well as numerous television appearances. But as time passed, Clay's act went beyond mere boundary pushing. This coupled with his absolute refusal to apologize or admit that maybe the Diceman had gone too far led to his downfall. Following his fall from grace in Hollywood, Clay moved his wife and two boys to Florida for a couple years where he ran a Gold's Gym and underwent therapy. When he next reappeared, Clay had dropped "Dice" from his name (a contract stipulation from the CBS network) and was starring in the sitcom Bless This House (1995) opposite Cathy Moriarty. Billed as a family show patterned after The Honeymooners, it had none of the hallmarks of Clay's act. In interviews with Clay at this time, he swore that the "Diceman" was just an act, that he never meant any of the horrible things he'd said on-stage; he was only trying to be funny. He also said he would focus on a broader type of relationship comedy. His resolve to clean up barely lasted to the series' demise eight months later and soon Clay was exuberantly preparing for a new raunch-fest on the HBO network. By 1997, he seemed to have mended his rift with MTV, which co-starred him in Hitz, a sitcom airing on the UPN network. Clay appeared in a host of straight-to-DVD films throughout the 2000s, participated in the 8th season of The Apprentice, and had a recurring role, playing himself, on the final season of HBO's Entourage.

Highest Rated Movies



No Score Yet Feeding America Comedy Festival Actor 2020
No Score Yet A Star Is Born Encore Lorenzo 2018
90% A Star Is Born Lorenzo 2018
33% Entourage Himself 2015
91% Blue Jasmine Augie 2013
No Score Yet Andrew Dice Clay: Indestructible Actor 2012
No Score Yet Starz Inside: Comics On Screen Actor 2009
60% Heckler Actor 2008
No Score Yet Wacko Tony 2003
33% One Night at McCool's Utah/Elmo $5.7M 2001
0% My 5 Wives Tony Morano 2000
0% Foolish El Dorado Ron 1999
No Score Yet Point Doom Frankie 1999
No Score Yet Whatever It Takes Dave Menardi 1998
No Score Yet National Lampoon's Favorite Deadly Sins Richard Spencer 1995
No Score Yet No Contest Raymond Ulysses Brice 1994
No Score Yet Brainsmasher...A Love Story Ed Molloy 1993
No Score Yet Andrew Dice Clay: No Apologies Actor 1993
9% Dice Rules Himself Dice Screenwriter 1991
28% The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Ford Fairlane 1990
0% Fresh Horses Actor 1988
33% Casual Sex? Vinny 1988
No Score Yet Rodney Dangerfield: Nothin' Goes Right Actor 1988
59% Amazon Women on the Moon Frankie ("Video Date") $0.6M 1987
No Score Yet Andrew Dice Clay: One Night with Dice Producer Actor 1987
78% Pretty in Pink Bouncer 1986
14% Private Resort Curt 1985
No Score Yet Truly Tasteless Jokes Actor 1985
No Score Yet Night Patrol Tony 1984
No Score Yet Making the Grade Dice 1984
No Score Yet Dirty, Dirty Jokes Actor 1984


No Score Yet The Talk
Guest 2018
No Score Yet Conan
Guest 2017
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Guest 2017
43% Dice
Himself Executive Producer 2017
No Score Yet Rachael Ray
Guest 2017
74% Vinyl
Frank "Buck" Rogers 2016
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
Guest 2014
No Score Yet The View
Guest 2014
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
Guest 2013
66% Entourage
Himself 2011
96% Raising Hope
Himself 2011
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
Guest 2010
No Score Yet The Apprentice
Reality cast member Appearing 2009
No Score Yet Down + Dirty With Jim Norton
Performer 2008
No Score Yet Dharma & Greg
Himself 1998
0% Hitz
Jimmy 1997
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
Host Guest 1990
No Score Yet Diff'rent Strokes
Crazy Larry Larry 1983
No Score Yet M*A*S*H
Cpl. Hrabosky 1982
63% Bless This House
Burt Clayton


Augie says: I never held that kind of money in my hands. I mean, ever.

Ford Fairlane says: I'm so terrifical I even got my own 1-800 number. 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE!

Ford Fairlane says: I'm so terrifical I even got my own 1-800 number. 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE!

Ford Fairlane says: What are your names? Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?

Lt. Amos says: Are you calling me an asshole, asshole?

Ford Fairlane says: No I'm calling you an anus, anus. But if you prefer.