Private Resort

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In this adolescent-oriented sex comedy a pair of girl-hungry teens do their best to satiate their appetites at an exclusive Florida hotel. The fun begins when they end up tangling with a jewel thief and snoopy house detective.

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Critic Reviews for Private Resort

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Audience Reviews for Private Resort

  • Sep 06, 2010
    Want to see Johnny Depp's worst movie? Here it is, one of the worst teen comedies of the decade.
    Aj V Super Reviewer
  • May 24, 2010
    This is an 80's sex comedy about two young horny dudes (Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp) who are on the prowl and trying to make the most out of a weekend in a luxurious Private Resort Hotel. A bit of light-hearted fun that is fairly entertaining, this movie is filled with cheap laughs, slapstick and crude humor but if you want to chuckle at the young Depp in one of his earliest films, and catch a glimpse of his naked backside, then it's worth a watch. There's also a subplot about a jewel thief with the world's ugliest haircut (Hector Elizondo) plotting to romance a scatter-brained dowager to obtain a valuable diamond, as well as an exasperated hotel manager determined to catch our heroes in the midst of inappropriate behavior.
    Deb S Super Reviewer
  • May 22, 2010
    This movie is very cheesy, but there were some really funny parts. The acting is bad, but if you can get past that, it's actually pretty entertaining.
    Erin C Super Reviewer
  • Apr 29, 2010
    If you were to combine Weekend at Bernie’s, Caddyshack and Scarface into one movie, you’d have Private Resort. Taken Seriously, it is a terrible movie. The plot has little going for it. There is absolutely no exposition or set up aside from Johnny Depp’s voice-over saying that they are going to get laid this weekend. The comedy is terrible, being overtly obvious and dumb. The only thing giving it class is Johnny Depp, but it’s not like he’s able to save the movie. When you look at it as a B-movie, it’s amazing. The stupidity is just so interesting to watch and it can be so flat out weird at times that you can’t help but enjoy it. This politically incorrect, sexist, unoriginal teen comedy is so bad that it’s good.
    Conner R Super Reviewer

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