Private Resort (1985)
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Critic Reviews for Private Resort
The movie claims it is a comedy, though a laugh or even a chuckle is a rarity.
There's nothing very new or original in this dull sex comedy.
Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow make waves in this '80s sex comedy.
The film will make you long for the nuance of Bachelor Party
Audience Reviews for Private Resort
Want to see Johnny Depp's worst movie? Here it is, one of the worst teen comedies of the decade.
Cheesy 80's sex comedy with horrendous perfs. Lots of bikini bods and partial nudity. Lots of crude slapstick. The segment with Andrew Dice Clay is the least cringe worthy.
If you were to combine Weekend at Bernieâ€™s, Caddyshack and Scarface into one movie, youâ€™d have Private Resort. Taken Seriously, it is a terrible movie. The plot has little going for it. There is absolutely no exposition or set up aside from Johnny Deppâ€™s voice-over saying that they are going to get laid this weekend. The comedy is terrible, being overtly obvious and dumb. The only thing giving it class is Johnny Depp, but itâ€™s not like heâ€™s able to save the movie. When you look at it as a B-movie, itâ€™s amazing. The stupidity is just so interesting to watch and it can be so flat out weird at times that you canâ€™t help but enjoy it. This politically incorrect, sexist, unoriginal teen comedy is so bad that itâ€™s good.