Charlie Day
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New York-born actor Charlie Day appeared in an impressive array of Williamstown Theatre productions before transitioning into television with a brief appearance in the Mary Tyler Moore/Valerie Harper reunion special Mary and Rhoda. Subsequent roles on Madigan Men, Law & Order, and Third Watch helped Day build an impressive list of small-screen credits, and in 2005 he joined the cast of the deliciously warped FX sitcom It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Cast as an inherently good-natured guy often done in by his own shady intentions and poor luck with ladies, Day held his own opposite Danny DeVito, helping to establish himself as a respectable rising talent. Although he tried to stretch out in projects like A Quiet Little Marriage and Going the Distance, it was the 2011 hit Horrible Bosses that earned him his greatest praise apart from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In 2006 he married his Philadelphia co-star Mary Elizabeth Ellis.
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Highest Rated Movies
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96%
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78%
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71%
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68%
Filmography
MOVIES
| RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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| 27% | Fist Fight |
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$32.2M | 2017 |
| 45% | The Hollars |
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$1.1M | 2016 |
| 26% | Vacation |
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$40.3M | 2015 |
| 34% | Horrible Bosses 2 |
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$40M | 2014 |
| 96% | The LEGO Movie |
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$244.9M | 2014 |
| No Score Yet | Party Central |
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| 71% | Pacific Rim |
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$101.8M | 2013 |
| 78% | Monsters University |
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$260.4M | 2013 |
| 68% | Horrible Bosses |
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$117M | 2011 |
| 53% | Going the Distance |
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$17.8M | 2010 |
| No Score Yet | A Quiet Little Marriage |
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— | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | Campfire Stories |
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TV
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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
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Conan
2010
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| 98% |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
2005
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| 91% |
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
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| No Score Yet |
Drunk History
2013
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| No Score Yet |
Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
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| No Score Yet |
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
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| No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
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| No Score Yet |
American Dad (target for inaccurate feed data)
2005
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| 21% |
Unsupervised
2012
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| No Score Yet |
Saturday Night Live
1975
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Law & Order
1990-2010
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Quotes from Charlie Day's Characters
| Spaceman Benny: | Spaceship! |
| Kurt: | If Nick and I were in a prison who do you think would be raped more?? |
| Dale: | Nick. |
| Kurt: | Nick, really? Huh. |
| Nick: | My boss, who we're planning to kill is dying... And you save his life!!!! |
| Dale: | Well it sounds bad when you say it like that. |
| Dale: | Penis?! |
| Wetwork Man: | Penis?! |
| Dale Arbus: | Penis?! |
| Dave Harken: | PEANUTS! |
| Dale Arbus: | Oh peanuts! |
| Dale: | Oh my god, peanuts! Your allergic to peanuts! |
| Wetwork Man: | Oh my god, peanuts! You're allergic to peanuts! |
| Spaceman Benny: | Underwater spaceship! |
| Spaceman Benny: | You're really letting the oxygen out of my tank here! |
| Emmet: | O.K., what would Lord Business least expect us to do? |
| Spaceman Benny: | Build a spaceship? |
| Vitruvius: | Kill a chicken? |
| Uni-Kitty: | Marry a marshmallow! |
| Emmet: | No! To follow the instructions. |
| Emmet: | O.K., what would Lord Business least expect us to do? |
| Spaceman Benny: | Build a spaceship? |
| Vitruvius: | Kill a chicken? |
| Uni-Kitty: | Marry a marshmallow! |
| Emmet: | No! To follow the instructions. |
| Spaceman Benny: | Spaceship! |
| Art: | yeah I wanna touch them! |
| Art: | Yeah, I wanna touch them! |
| Dr. Newton Geiszler: | 2,500 tons of awesome. |
| Art: | I can't go back to jail! |
| Art: | I have an extra toe not with me of course |
| Art: | I have an extra toe. Not with me of course. |
| Dr. Newton Geiszler: | He's after me! You don't get it! He's after me! |
| Chinese Girl in Anti-Kaiju Refuge: | You heard him! That thing wants him! |
| Dr. Newton Geiszler: | Fortune favors the brave! |
| Dr. Newton Geiszler: | Fortune favors the brave, dude. |
| Dr. Newton Geiszler: | It is pretty cool. |
| Art: | You Wanna dream journal? |
| Art: | You wanna dream journal? |
| Art: | Out of all the sewage tunnels in this place, this one has always been my favorite. |
| Terry: | You've been here before, Art? |
| Art: | I have a life outside the house you know! |
| Frank McCay: | Believe me, you don't want to touch this bad boy! |
| Art: | I want to touch it. |
| Art: | I wanna touch it! |
| Art: | I can't go back to jail! |
| Art: | I can't go back to jail! |
| Dr. Julia Harris: | You said she was just a hole for your dick. |
| Dale Arbus: | I never said that...Not really my style. |
| Dale Arbus: | I never said that... Not really my style. |
| Dale Arbus: | What do you mean 'deliberately undress?'. So, you 'accidentally undress?' |
| Dale: | Why did you put his whole bathroom in your ass!? |
| Dale: | [Wetwork Man] are you telling me i drove all this way and no one wants to get pissed on. |
| Dale: | [Wetwork Man] Are you telling me I drove all this way and no one wants to get pissed on? |
| Dale: | (After pellit is shot) what's going on hows pellit? |
| Dale: | [after pellit is shot] what's going on hows pellit? |
| Dale: | [after Pellit is shot] what's going on hows pellit? |
| Nick: | Still pretty f***Inge dead dale. |
| Nick: | Still pretty f***Inge dead Dale. |
| Nick Hendricks: | (During Nick's Intro) The only hitch: I work for this guy, David Harken, who right now is feeding me some fresh sh*t for being two minutes late. He's a total f*cking asshole. |
| Nick Hendricks: | [during Nick's intro] The only hitch: I work for this guy, David Harken, who right now is feeding me some fresh sh*t for being two minutes late. He's a total f*cking asshole. |
| Dale Arbus: | (During Dale's Intro) And it would've been the perfect job, if it weren't for one evil, crazy b*tch...D.D.S. |
| Dale Arbus: | [during Dale's intro] And it would've been the perfect job, if it weren't for one evil, crazy b*tch...D.D.S. |
| Kurt Buckman: | (During Kurt's Intro) And if the worst thing about this job is having to tolerate my boss' dipsh*t cokehead son, well, it's a small price to pay. |
| Kurt Buckman: | [during Kurt's intro] And if the worst thing about this job is having to tolerate my boss' dipsh*t cokehead son, well, it's a small price to pay. |
| Dale Arbus: | [Dale hands Julia the dental water spray] |
| Dr. Julia Harris: | Alright, let see if this thing is working. [she sprays Dale in the crotch with the dental water spray] |
| Dr. Julia Harris: | Ooh! |
| Dale Arbus: | Oh, my God! |
| Dr. Julia Harris: | Oh! I'm sorry. I'm a squirter, Dale. Oh, you know what? I think, I can make out our little friend right there! [she squirts him in the crotch again with the water spray] |
| Dale Arbus: | Stop it! |
| Dr. Julia Harris: | Shabbat Shalom, somebody's circumcised! |
| Dr. Julia Harris: | I bet you're no shrimp in the c*ck department, huh Dale? |
| Dale Arbus: | Okay, Julia. Come on! |
| Dr. Julia Harris: | What? |
| Dale Arbus: | I'm not comfortable talking about that. |
| Dr. Julia Harris: | Oh, Dale! Come on! You know that I like to fool around! [she takes the hand of the patient and places it on her breast] |
| Dale Arbus: | Oops! [to the patient] |
| Dr. Julia Harris: | Mr. Anderton! Not in the office! This is bad! [hitting the patients hand] |
| Dr. Julia Harris: | Bad! Bad! Bad! |
| Dale Arbus: | Probably shouldn't hit the patients. |
| Nick: | (showing Nick's intro) My boss he's a TOTAL FUCKING ASSHOLE. |
| Nick: | [showing Nick's intro] My boss he's a TOTAL FUCKING ASSHOLE. |
| Dale: | (showing Dale's intro) My boss she's a EVIL CRAZY BITCH. |
| Dale: | [showing Dale's intro] My boss she's a EVIL CRAZY BITCH. |
| Kurt: | (showing Kurt's intro) My boss he's a DIPSHIT COKEHEAD SON. |
| Kurt: | [showing Kurt's intro] My boss he's a DIPSHIT COKEHEAD SON. |
| Dale: | Speaking of entrapment, I going to see that girl about her vagina. |
| Dale: | Speaking of entrapment, I'm going to see that girl about her vagina. |
| Dale: | Excuse me. |
| Dale: | YOU ARE A CRAAAAAZZZZY BIIIIIIIITCH WHOOOOOREEEE!!!! God that felt good! |
| Dale Arbus: | You crazy bitch whore! [pauses for a moment] |
| Dale Arbus: | Ah! That felt good! |
| Dale: | We are MEN, SEEKING A MAN! |
| Dale: | We are men looking for a man |
| Dale: | We are men looking for a man. |
| Dale: | So you took the penis foods as an imitation of fuck her. |
| Kurt: | No. I took her imitation of fuck her, as an imitation of fuck her. |
| Kurt: | No. I took her invitation of fuck her, as an invitation of fuck her. |
| Dale: | You're a raper, you raped me, that's a RAPE! |
| Dale: | At least your boss isn't sexually harassing you. |
| Kurt: | Your boss is so hot. |
| Kurt: | Your boss is incredibly hot. |
| Dale: | Don't talk about how hot she is. |
| Kurt: | She makes herself a little snack. First, a popsicle. Then, a banana. And finally, a hot dog. And eating them in that weird order thats not a proper meal. |
| Kurt: | She makes herself a little snack. A popsicle. A banana. And finally, a hot dog. And eating them in that weird order thats not a proper meal. |
| Nick: | That's hot to cold. |
| Nick: | That's cold to hot. |
| Nick: | It's cold to hot. |