Crispin Glover

Mr. McFly! Mr. McFly, this just arrived. Oh, hi, Marty. I think it's your new book.

Oh, honey! Your first novel.

Like I've always told you, you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

Oh, Marty. Marty, here's your keys. You're all waxed up, ready for tonight.

Keys?

Go back to the source!

"Thanks for the weed!!!"

Thanks for the weed!

Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.

I am your density!

I would prefer not to.

A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!

That's actually the sewer line.

What do you think this car runs on..God's own methane?

Don't you understand?! We must remain vigilant! Even one wild animal among us can send us back to those dark days on anarchy!

Oh, yes. The tent.

Speak of the devil. Disgusting.

[Spotting the shock collar remote] There it is!

YES!

[Mad at Weenie for not acting like a domestic pet] You are no longer a wild animal! You are a domestic pet, and domestic pets MUST OBEY THEIR MASTERS!

This doesn't concern you.

Mwahahahahahahaha!

Roberto, your singing is... beautiful!

[When Weenie bites his tail] AAAY!

Oh, yes. The tent.

Your friends?! Your friends?! It is worse than I could've ever imagined! Your friends? It's worse than I could've ever imagined. He's gone... [Close-up] feral!

"Last night, Darth Vader came from the planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."

Last night, Darth Vader came from the planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

Roberto, put down those treats. You've eaten enough.

You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates.

[After Roberto wets him] I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.

[after Roberto wets him] I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.

[After Roberto sings "Close to You"] Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful!

[after Roberto sings 'Close to You'] Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful!

This is war!

Speak of the devil. Disgusting.

No! Stop! You mustn't destroy it! *Grabs 9's shoulders* You mustn't destroy it! If you destroy it--they're trapped! They're trapped, they're inside! They're INSIDE!

No! Stop! You mustn't destroy it! [grabs 9's shoulders] You mustn't destroy it! If you destroy it, they're trapped! They're trapped, they're inside! They're INSIDE!

Well, you know what I suggest you do about that, Ted; I think you should run that through your computer.

Well, you know what I suggest you do about that. Ted, I think you should run that through your computer.

Ted. I think...I think when we get to town I should call Betty.

Ted. I think. I think when we get to town I should call Betty.

Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fu*k thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.

I don't know anyone new.

Well, sex is a great way to meet them.

(when asked to join in on skinny-dipping) - Oh, nah! ...We don't have our suits!

(when asked to join in on skinny-dipping) - Oh, nah! We don't have our suits!

I, uh, thought you wanted to be with Ted?

Well, I did, but now I wanna be with you.

This makes me feel really bad. (pauses) - Well, do you wanna join them?

Jimmy...why don't we just go upstairs?

Jimmy, why don't we just go upstairs?

(nervous laughter) - Upstairs? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

And Jimbo, don't be such a dead fu*k.

I told you...I told you that I didn't like that.

I told you. I told you that I didn't like that.

Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew? You know that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? TED! HEY, TED, where the hell is the corkscrew? (Jason shoves it into Jimbo's hand)

He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing.

Let me put this into the ol' computer.

Ted, I'm serious about this.

Hey, the computer don't lie.

(after having sex) - Was I a dead fu*k?

(laughing) - What?

A dead fu*k.

No. You ah...you know what I think? You know what I really think? I think you were incredible!

Alice has escaped. [Red Queen slaps him]

On the Bandersnatch. [Red Queen slaps him again]

With the Vorpal Sword. [Red Queen slaps him again]

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

Bobby, how's business?

Oh, not good... nobody's dying.

You forgot to say 'Simon Says'...