Crispin Glover
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
MOVIES
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | BOX OFFICE | YEAR |
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No Score Yet | The Con Is On |
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— | 2018 |
60% | Aimy In a Cage |
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— | 2015 |
9% | The Bag Man |
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$49.3k | 2014 |
55% | Mr. Nice |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Freaky Deaky |
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— | 2011 |
No Score Yet | Open Season 3 |
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— | 2011 |
63% | Hot Tub Time Machine |
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$49M | 2010 |
52% | Alice in Wonderland |
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$319.4M | 2010 |
No Score Yet | The Donner Party |
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— | 2009 |
57% | 9 |
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$31.7M | 2009 |
No Score Yet | Freezer Burn: The Invasion of Laxdale |
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— | 2008 |
No Score Yet | Open Season 2 |
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— | 2008 |
80% | It Is Fine! Everything Is Fine. |
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— | 2007 |
71% | Beowulf |
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$82.2M | 2007 |
No Score Yet | Wizard of Gore |
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— | 2007 |
2% | Epic Movie |
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$39.7M | 2007 |
No Score Yet | Simon Says |
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— | 2006 |
No Score Yet | Drop Dead Sexy |
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— | 2005 |
56% | What Is It? |
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— | 2005 |
62% | Incident at Loch Ness |
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— | 2004 |
43% | Charlie's Angels - Full Throttle |
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$100.7M | 2003 |
64% | Willard |
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$6.8M | 2003 |
No Score Yet | Crime and Punishment |
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— | 2002 |
57% | Like Mike |
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$51.4M | 2002 |
35% | Bartleby |
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$60.8k | 2002 |
No Score Yet | Fast Sofa |
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— | 2001 |
No Score Yet | The Beaver Trilogy |
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— | 2001 |
68% | Charlie's Angels |
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$124.5M | 2000 |
83% | Nurse Betty |
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— | 2000 |
87% | The People Vs. Larry Flynt |
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— | 1996 |
72% | Dead Man |
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— | 1995 |
21% | Even Cowgirls Get the Blues |
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— | 1994 |
33% | Chasers |
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— | 1994 |
89% | What's Eating Gilbert Grape |
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— | 1993 |
No Score Yet | Hotel Room |
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— | 1992 |
No Score Yet | 30 Door Key |
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— | 1991 |
No Score Yet | Little Noises |
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— | 1991 |
54% | The Doors |
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— | 1991 |
No Score Yet | Rubin and Ed |
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— | 1991 |
65% | Wild At Heart |
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— | 1990 |
11% | Where the Heart Is |
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— | 1990 |
No Score Yet | Twister |
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— | 1989 |
63% | Back to the Future Part II |
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— | 1989 |
86% | River's Edge |
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— | 1987 |
86% | At Close Range |
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— | 1986 |
96% | Back to the Future |
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$3M | 1985 |
No Score Yet | The Orkly Kid |
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— | 1985 |
62% | Teachers |
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— | 1984 |
25% | Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter |
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— | 1984 |
60% | Racing With the Moon |
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— | 1984 |
No Score Yet | High School U.S.A. |
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— | 1983 |
No Score Yet | My Tutor |
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— | 1983 |
0% | Private Lessons |
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— | 1981 |
TV
RATING | TITLE | CREDIT | YEAR |
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92% |
American Gods
2017
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No Score Yet |
Funny Or Die Presents
2010-2011
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Quotes from Crispin Glover's Characters
Biff Tannen: | Mr. McFly! Mr. McFly, this just arrived. Oh, hi, Marty. I think it's your new book. |
Lorraine Baines: | Oh, honey! Your first novel. |
George McFly: | Like I've always told you, you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. |
Biff Tannen: | Oh, Marty. Marty, here's your keys. You're all waxed up, ready for tonight. |
Marty McFly: | Keys? |
#6: | Go back to the source! |
Layne: | "Thanks for the weed!!!" |
Layne: | Thanks for the weed! |
George McFly: | Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain. |
George McFly: | I am your density! |
Bartleby: | I would prefer not to. |
Edward: | A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha! |
Willy: | That's actually the sewer line. |
Layne: | What do you think this car runs on..God's own methane? |
Fifi: | Don't you understand?! We must remain vigilant! Even one wild animal among us can send us back to those dark days on anarchy! |
Fifi: | Oh, yes. The tent. |
Fifi: | Speak of the devil. Disgusting. |
Fifi: | [Spotting the shock collar remote] There it is! |
Fifi: | YES! |
Fifi: | [Mad at Weenie for not acting like a domestic pet] You are no longer a wild animal! You are a domestic pet, and domestic pets MUST OBEY THEIR MASTERS! |
Fifi: | This doesn't concern you. |
Fifi: | Mwahahahahahahaha! |
Fifi: | Roberto, your singing is... beautiful! |
Fifi: | [When Weenie bites his tail] AAAY! |
Fifi: | Oh, yes. The tent. |
Fifi: | Your friends?! Your friends?! It is worse than I could've ever imagined! Your friends? It's worse than I could've ever imagined. He's gone... [Close-up] feral! |
George McFly: | "Last night, Darth Vader came from the planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain." |
George McFly: | Last night, Darth Vader came from the planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. |
Fifi: | Roberto, put down those treats. You've eaten enough. |
Fifi: | You know, Roberto, those doggy treats are filled with carbohydrates. |
Fifi: | [After Roberto wets him] I'm going to pretend I didn't see that. |
Fifi: | [after Roberto wets him] I'm going to pretend I didn't see that. |
Fifi: | [After Roberto sings "Close to You"] Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful! |
Fifi: | [after Roberto sings 'Close to You'] Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful! |
Fifi: | This is war! |
Fifi: | Speak of the devil. Disgusting. |
#6: | No! Stop! You mustn't destroy it! *Grabs 9's shoulders* You mustn't destroy it! If you destroy it--they're trapped! They're trapped, they're inside! They're INSIDE! |
#6: | No! Stop! You mustn't destroy it! [grabs 9's shoulders] You mustn't destroy it! If you destroy it, they're trapped! They're trapped, they're inside! They're INSIDE! |
Jimmy: | Well, you know what I suggest you do about that, Ted; I think you should run that through your computer. |
Jimmy: | Well, you know what I suggest you do about that. Ted, I think you should run that through your computer. |
Jimmy: | Ted. I think...I think when we get to town I should call Betty. |
Jimmy: | Ted. I think. I think when we get to town I should call Betty. |
Ted: | Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fu*k thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new. |
Jimmy: | I don't know anyone new. |
Ted: | Well, sex is a great way to meet them. |
Jimmy: | (when asked to join in on skinny-dipping) - Oh, nah! ...We don't have our suits! |
Jimmy: | (when asked to join in on skinny-dipping) - Oh, nah! We don't have our suits! |
Jimmy: | I, uh, thought you wanted to be with Ted? |
Tina: | Well, I did, but now I wanna be with you. |
Jimmy: | This makes me feel really bad. (pauses) - Well, do you wanna join them? |
Tina: | Jimmy...why don't we just go upstairs? |
Tina: | Jimmy, why don't we just go upstairs? |
Jimmy: | (nervous laughter) - Upstairs? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. |
Ted: | And Jimbo, don't be such a dead fu*k. |
Jimmy: | I told you...I told you that I didn't like that. |
Jimmy: | I told you. I told you that I didn't like that. |
Jimmy: | Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew? You know that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? TED! HEY, TED, where the hell is the corkscrew? (Jason shoves it into Jimbo's hand) |
Jimmy: | He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing. |
Ted: | Let me put this into the ol' computer. |
Jimmy: | Ted, I'm serious about this. |
Ted: | Hey, the computer don't lie. |
Jimmy: | (after having sex) - Was I a dead fu*k? |
Tina: | (laughing) - What? |
Jimmy: | A dead fu*k. |
Tina: | No. You ah...you know what I think? You know what I really think? I think you were incredible! |
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: | Alice has escaped. [Red Queen slaps him] |
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: | On the Bandersnatch. [Red Queen slaps him again] |
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: | With the Vorpal Sword. [Red Queen slaps him again] |
George McFly: | Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. |
Gilbert Grape: | Bobby, how's business? |
Bobby McBurney: | Oh, not good... nobody's dying. |
Simon: | You forgot to say 'Simon Says'... |