Danny McBride (IV)

Danny McBride (IV)

  • Highest Rated: 96% Hunter Gatherer (2016)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% Hell & Back (2015)
  • Birthday: Dec 29, 1976
  • Birthplace: Not Available
  • Something of a modern-day Renaissance man, the multitalented Danny McBride began as an actor, in outings such as the Mel Brooks spoof Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) and The Hidden 2 (1994) ,and also did frequent work as a stuntman. He branched out into different areas in a major way as the co-screenwriter, associate producer, and second unit director of the sci-fi movie Underworld (2003), an action-packed, über-gothic vampires vs. werewolves saga headlined by Kate Beckinsale that lit up the international box office. He capitalized on the success of this outing by executive producing, scripting, and co-authoring the story of the sequel, Underworld: Evolution (2006), also a monetary winner, and one that essentially reprised the story of the first film. He is not to be confused with Danny R. McBride, the character actor frequently associated with Jody Hill and Judd Apatow, who worked at about the same time and appeared in such films as Pineapple Express (2008), Observe and Report (2009), and 30 Minutes or Less. McBride would also find tremendous success on the series Eastbown & Down.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

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Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Halloween Ends Screenwriter 2021
26% Zeroville Actor 2019
73% The Angry Birds Movie 2 Bomb 2019
79% Halloween Executive Producer Screenwriter 2018
40% Arizona Sonny 2018
30% The Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter Don Screenwriter 2018
66% Alien: Covenant Tennessee $74.3M 2017
96% Hunter Gatherer Executive Producer 2016
33% Masterminds Executive Producer $17.4M 2016
83% Sausage Party Honey Mustard $97.7M 2016
43% The Angry Birds Movie Bomb $107.6M 2016
29% Don Verdean Tony Lazarus $31K 2015
No Score Yet Hot Sugar's Cold World Executive Producer 2015
8% Rock the Kasbah Nick $2M 2015
0% Hell & Back Orpheus $0.2M 2015
20% Aloha Colonel Lacy $15.7M 2015
22% The Sound And The Fury Actor 2014
85% Joe Executive Producer $0.3M 2014
38% As I Lay Dying Vernon Tull $15.5K 2013
81% Prince Avalanche Executive Producer $0.3M 2013
83% This Is the End Danny McBride $96.3M 2013
61% Clear History Frank 2013
47% The Comedy Executive Producer 2012
44% The Catechism Cataclysm Producer $2.4K 2011
44% 30 Minutes or Less Dwayne $37.2M 2011
81% Kung Fu Panda 2 Wolf Boss $165.3M 2011
27% Your Highness Thadeous Screenwriter Executive Producer $21.7M 2011
No Score Yet Fight For Your Right Revisited MCA (B-Boys 1) 2011
40% Due Date Lonnie $100.5M 2010
81% Despicable Me Fred McDade $251.5M 2010
91% Up in the Air Jim Miller $83.8M 2009
26% Land of the Lost Will Stanton $49.4M 2009
51% Observe and Report Caucasian Crackhead $24M 2009
29% Underworld: The Rise of the Lycans Screenwriter $45.9M 2009
81% Tropic Thunder Cody $110.5M 2008
68% Pineapple Express Red $87.4M 2008
26% Drillbit Taylor Don $32.9M 2008
29% The Heartbreak Kid Martin $36.8M 2007
39% Hot Rod Rico $14M 2007
53% The Foot Fist Way Screenwriter Fred Simmons $0.2M 2006
31% Underworld Mason Screenwriter $51.5M 2003
71% All the Real Girls Bust-Ass 2003

TV

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Title

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Year

80% The Righteous Gemstones
2019
Screenwriter Executive Producer Director Jesse Gemstone
  • 2019
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2017
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2013
  • 2012
41% Chelsea
2016-2017
Appearing
  • 2017
No Score Yet Desus & Mero (2016)
2016-2018
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Tarantula
2016-2017
Executive Producer Voice
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2017
83% Vice Principals
2016-2017
Screenwriter Executive Producer Director Producer Neal Gamby Creator
  • 2017
  • 2016
50% Any Given Wednesday With Bill Simmons
2016
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2013
  • 2011
29% Chozen
2014
Executive Producer Producer Voice
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
91% Eastbound & Down
2009-2013
Screenwriter Executive Producer Producer Kenny Powers Creator
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2010
  • 2009
70% Good Vibes
2011
Voice
  • 2011
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
Guest
  • 2011

QUOTES FROM Danny McBride (IV) CHARACTERS

Bomb
If my name were Bobby, would ask me what is my hobby? Or if my name were Judice, would you ask me what my mood is? I laugh, I cry, I love, I hate, I do so much more than detonate. Think about it.
Bomb
Sometimes, when I get mad, I tend to explode.
Thadeous
The only thing those tits shall trap is my warm spray.
Eddie Cantrow
Hey, Martin!
Martin
Hello, asshole.
Eddie Cantrow
Great to see you too!
Martin
Miranda, we are ready to play Parcheesi!
Martin
I smell somethin' weird down here. Smells like ya'll been hittin' the Devil's lettuce.
Danny McBride
His face looks like the police sketch of a fucking rapist.
Jay Baruchel
What the fuck does that mean?
Craig Robinson
Dude, Sigel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead.
Danny McBride
I guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a TOTAL loss.
Danny McBride
I guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss.
Danny McBride
I think the only reason that Jay did that was because he knew he was about 2 minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.
Danny McBride
Hermione stole all of our shit.
Danny McBride
When I came into your magazine it was a come for help.
James Franco
If I see your dick one more time, I'll fucking shoot it off!
Danny McBride
You don't have enough bullets, bitch!
Danny McBride
Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came into your magazine James, it was a cum for help. I've just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming. Tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
James Franco
I'm sorry alright, you can cum wherever you want.
Danny McBride
I don't even care about cumming anymore, right now I'm just kind of into going.
James Franco
You know what Danny, if you weren't jizzing all the time maybe you'll be more hydrated.
Danny McBride
You're making me into a joke right now Franco, and you are not gonna like the fucking punchline.
Danny McBride
If anyone's going to rape anybody, it's Jay.
Jay Baruchel
What the fuck?
Jonah Hill
Guys! Jay couldn't rape anyone! Jay couldn't rape a fly!
Danny McBride
Hermione just stole our shit!
Danny McBride
James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know you all are trippin.
Danny McBride
We should just stay in here, fortify this bitch, and take it into all the food and shit we have.
Seth Rogen
We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch...a Milky Way?
Seth Rogen
We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch. A Milky Way?
Jonah Hill
Can I have that Milky Way?
James Franco
No, you can't have the Milky Way. It's my special food, I like it.
Seth Rogen
I want some of the Milky Way.
Craig Robinson
I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.
Danny McBride
Seth, that's a better performance than you've given in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh?!
Thadeous
He wants us to jerk him off!
Great Wize Wizard
Just touch the tip and twist it.
Thadeous
We are not going to do that.
Fabious
If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done.
Thadeous
Yuck!
Thadeous
My path has been unstable, but my conviction is born to damn the fuckers who doubted me. To lessen the assholes who tested me. To right what is wrong, to restore faith that has long been lost, and to rise to great heights even beyond my own legend as a Great Cocksmith, Master Pintsman, and stunningly handsome Prince of Light in these dark Dark Ages!
Thadeous
[while moving Stephen off the bed] Stephen, I'm going to put you in the corner *now* while I strum my filthies.
Thadeous
I'm simply keeping an eye on her. She is not like one of our dim witted chamber maids that let me take from behind. This woman has be vexed. What exactly would it take for one to tame such an adventurous slut?
Fabious
All I want is for you to be a part of this moment. I want you to be gay with me and father.
Thadeous
I don't want to be gay with you two!
Thadeous
The time for pleasantries is through; do you feel that tiny prick in your back?
Isabel
Is that your cock?
Thadeous
Ha! It is a knife but I'll gladly penetrate you with it.
Thadeous
They only say that stuff because of you, because you go out and have to pretend to be the best, and they look at me like I'm some sort of idiot. Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick, no one wants to suck mine!
Isabel
Thaddeus, I have not been able to stop thinking of you.
Thadeous
[pot in his hand] What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you.
Will
Do you ever get tired of being wrong?
Dr. Rick Marshall
Yes! I really do!
Will
Never trust a guy in a tunic.
Will
Told you. Never trust a guy in a tunic.
Dr. Rick Marshall
What the h***?
Will
Oh my bad. I'm man enough to say I was wrong.
Will
Chaka lets role!
Will
This is one of those times when pouring p*** on your head is a bad idea.
Will
You're paying for that.
Dr. Rick Marshall
I'm most certainly am not.
Will
It's like Snoopy's doghouse.
Po
Ah, thanks for picking me up.
Wolf Boss
No problem [drops Po].
Wolf Boss
No problem. [drops Po]
Po
By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of "evil janitor" to pick that up?
Po
By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of 'evil janitor' to pick that up?
Courtney
It's my birthday today you know...
Thadeous
Fuck that.
Fabious
Kiss him
Fabious
Kiss him.
Thadeous
.... Fuck, no.
Thadeous
Fuck, no.
Isabel
I know how you're feeling inside. As if you can't rest until you destroy those who harmed your family. You want to skin them alive, and then wear their flesh as a cape as you dance around their convulsing corpses.
Thadeous
Yes, of course...yes...
Isabel
That feeling's all too familiar, it's been burning in my beaver since the day I lost my brothers.
Rod Kimble
What did i just say to Dave?
Rico
Who?
Kevin Powell
I like to party I'm Rod.
Rod Kimble
No! you're Kevin.
Kevin Powell
Right, I party.
Rod Kimble
No Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party
Kevin Powell
Right, Dave's the party guy
Dave
Haha sweet.
Rod Kimble
Oh my god shut up
Rod Kimble
Oh my god shut up.
Wolf Boss
chew on that tubby!
Wolf Boss
Chew on that tubby!
Rico
I've been drinking green tea all god damn day!
Thadeous
Warm spray
Thadeous
Warm spray.
Rico
Yoo-hoo shit heads. I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you like to light them off?
Dwayne
We're gonna hit him where it hurts.
Travis
In his dick?
Dwayne
No, in his pussy.
Travis
...........
Travis
...
Rico
I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!
Don
There not scared of me, I'm sexy.
Rico
I go to Church every God-Damn Sunday and you bring the demons out in me!!!
Rico
I go to Church every God-Damn Sunday and you bring the demons out in me!
Rico
I had that weird dream again last night where I am in a castle and a 1000 wizards are coming at me and the only way to kill them is to punch them as hard as I can in the face.
Fred McDade
You know dogs do whatever they like
Fred McDade
You know dogs do whatever they like.
Gru
Unless they're dead
Gru
Unless they're dead.
Dwayne
I'm the one fucking this bitch, you're just holding the camera.
Will
"Be warned. You might get wet."
Will
Be warned. You might get wet.
Dr. Rick Marshall
"I'm sorry maybe. I need to know because this equipment can not get wet.''
Dr. Rick Marshall
I'm sorry maybe. I need to know because this equipment can not get wet.'
Will
"Not you. Mary poppins. Bow chicka wow-wow."
Will
Not you. Mary poppins. Bow chicka wow-wow.
Holly
"Say that again and I'll drown you."
Holly
Say that again and I'll drown you.
Will
"Good to go!"
Will
Good to go!
Red
Today's my cat's birthday.
Wolf Boss
Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year, so you only get, like, half of the Year of the Peacock.
Wolf Boss
[To the wolves] Move! Move! Move!
Wolf Boss
[When Lord Shen tells him to shoot Master Po and the others] No.
Lord Shen
[Kills Wolf Boss with his knives]
Wolf Boss
But sir, we'll kill our own-- [Interrupted by Lord Shen ordering him to fire the cannon]
Lord Shen
Fire! Fire at them!
Wolf Boss
But sir, we'll kill our own...
Lord Shen
I said fire at them! FIRE!
Wolf Boss
No.
Lord Shen
(Kills the wolf boss with knife; shoots the animals fighting with the cannon himself)
Lord Shen
[kills the wolf boss with knife; shoots the animals fighting with the cannon himself]
Lord Shen
Call in the wolves! All of them! I want them ready to move! The year of the peacock begins now.
Wolf Boss
Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year, so you only get, like, half of the year of the peacock.
Lord Shen
(Takes his knife out in front of the wolf boss.)
Lord Shen
[takes his knife out in front of the wolf boss]
Wolf Boss
And... this is the year... of course... of the peacock. Happy new year, sir!
Lord Shen
(Whispers) Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. (Shouts) NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
Lord Shen
[whispers] Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. [shouts] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
Wolf Boss
(To wolves) Move! Move! Move!
Wolf Boss
[to wolves] Move! Move! Move!
The Soothsayer
The peacock... is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed...
Lord Shen
(Destroyed the Soothsayer's bowl; put the smoke out with his feathers) Ha,ha,ha. That is impossible, and you know it.
Lord Shen
[destroyed the Soothsayer's bowl; put the smoke out with his feathers] Ha,ha,ha. That is impossible, and you know it.
The Soothsayer
It is not impossible and... *he* knows it.
Lord Shen
Who?
Wolf Boss
Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
Lord Shen
A panda?!
Wolf Boss
It's almost done, Lord Shen. But we've ran out of metal.
Lord Shen
Search the farthest villages. Find more metal! China will be mine.
Dwayne
Keep the mask on, keep the mask on Jason!
Po
You -- you're mine!
Wolf Boss
I'll tell you what's gonna be yours: My first in your plush, cuddly, super soft face!
Wolf Boss
A kung fu warrior. It fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy, uh, kinda plush and cuddly.
Lord Shen
That's impossible, and you know it.
The Soothsayer
It is not impossible and he knows it.
Lord Shen
Who?
Wolf Boss
[suddenly enters from stairs] Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
Lord Shen
Fire! Fire that thug!
Wolf Boss
But sir, we'll kill our own!
Lord Shen
[furiously] I said fire it, now fire!
Wolf Boss
[seriously] No. [throws ignition away]
Wolf Boss
Don't shoot! Crossfire!
Po
[shouting from a roof] Shen! A panda stands between you, and you're-
Lord Shen
[on a boat below, cannot hear anything Po is saying]
Lord Shen
[shouts] What?
Po
[from the roof] Prepare yourself for a hot-
Wolf Boss
[looks at Shen, both do not hear what Po is saying]
Lord Shen
[softly, to Wolf Boss] What?
Rico
THIS IS MY HAT! THIS IS TOTALLY MY HAT NOW!
Rico
[putting on stolen hat] This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!
Wolf Boss
You mess with the Wolf, you get the fangs.
Wolf Boss
Guess nobody told you , you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs!
Ryan Bingham
Everybody needs a co-pilot.
Jim Miller
That was a nice touch.
Thadeous
No, no, no, don't suck that, that's dead
Thadeous
No, no, no, don't suck that, that's dead.
Rico
Don't you EVER tell me how to live my life again!
Thadeous
Shall we pack this again? I am not getting visions, I'm not sure if its working wizard.
Thadeous
I.. I'm not getting visions...
Thadeous
I'm not sure if its working wizard.
Fabious
Thadeous are seeing what I'm seeing!?
Fabious
[holding his head] Thadeous, are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Thadeous
What, you making a fool of yourself?
Thadeous
[calmly] Your making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, Fabious, please.
Thadeous
Handle your shit Fabious, please!
Fabious
No! I can't!
Courtney
It's my birthday today
Courtney
It's my birthday today, you know.
Thadeous
Fuck that
Thadeous
Fuck that.
Dwayne
I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!
Dwayne
I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!
Dwayne
I liked that bear. I don't even know you.
Red
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!
Thadeous
You're making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit Fabious, please.
Thadeous
"Here, take my dick"
Isabel
Courtney, hold my dick.
Thadeous
Courtney, hold my dick.
Thadeous
"Courtney, make funny faces to amuse me...hahahaha...No! Don't make triangle faces, they scare me"
Thadeous
Courtney, make funny faces to amuse me...hahahaha...No! Don't make triangle faces, they scare me.
Red
Today's my cat's birthday.
Cody
I need some dudes up here that speak American, God damn it. He's making a fucking sweater back here. I'm trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungles nuts.
Rico
Prepare to be dazzled!