Don Calfa

Don Calfa

Highest Rated: 92% The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

Lowest Rated: 10% Nickelodeon (1976)

Birthday: Dec 3, 1939

Birthplace: Not Available

Supporting actor Don Calfa has been onscreen from the late '60s.

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Sharkskin Joey "Snot" 2015
No Score Yet More Brains! A Return To The Living Dead Actor 2011
No Score Yet The 4th Tenor Bum No.2 2002
No Score Yet Downward Angel Adam 2000
42% Dr. Dolittle Patient at Hammersmith 1998
No Score Yet Progeny Jimmy Stevens 1998
No Score Yet Necronomicon: Book of the Dead Mr. Benedict 1994
44% Stay Tuned Wetzel 1992
No Score Yet Me Myself and I Irving 1992
85% Bugsy Louie Dragna 1991
No Score Yet Chopper Chicks in Zombietown Ralph 1989
54% Weekend at Bernie's Paulie 1989
53% The Presidio Howard Buckely 1988
No Score Yet Blue Movies Max 1988
No Score Yet Talking Walls Andre 1987
No Score Yet Treasure of the Moon Goddess Harold Grand 1987
60% Running Scared Women's Room Lawyer 1986
92% The Return of the Living Dead Ernie 1985
No Score Yet E. Nick: A Legend in His Own Mind Actor 1984
No Score Yet The Man Who Wasn't There Tohfo 1983
71% The Star Chamber Lawrence Monk 1983
No Score Yet Shooting Stars Actor 1983
No Score Yet The Day the Bubble Burst Mr. Cinelli 1982
79% The Postman Always Rings Twice Goebel 1981
42% 1941 Telephone Operator 1979
78% The Rose Don Frank 1979
68% 10 Neighbor 1979
73% Foul Play Scarface 1978
63% New York, New York Gilbert 1977
10% Nickelodeon Waldo 1976
No Score Yet Peeper (Fat Chance) Rosie 1975
No Score Yet Shanks Motorcycle Gang 1974
No Score Yet Bank Shot Stosh Gornik 1974
No Score Yet Rhinoceros Waiter 1974
63% Cinderella Liberty Lewis 1973
No Score Yet The Blue Knight Actor 1973
No Score Yet Rainbow Gang Mazella 1973
50% Greaser's Palace Morris 1972
No Score Yet No More Excuses Priest 1968

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Less Than Perfect
2002-2009
Uncle Nicky 2003
No Score Yet Columbo
1968-2003
1995
No Score Yet Boy Meets World
1993-2000
Frank 1994
1993
No Score Yet Beverly Hills, 90210
1990-2000
Howard Stern 1993
No Score Yet Doogie Howser, M.D.
1989-1993
Carmine 1993
1991
1990
No Score Yet Murder, She Wrote
1984-1996
Cliff Vinnie 1993
1988
No Score Yet Night Court
1984-1992
Miles 1984
No Score Yet Barney Miller
1975-1982
Thief Kendall Eddie Leon Thompson De Luca 1981
1979
1978
1977
No Score Yet The Bionic Woman
1976-1978
Petie `The Weasel' Regan 1978
No Score Yet The Streets of San Francisco
1972-1977
Larry Mason Moonshine 1977
1974
No Score Yet Kojak
1973-1978
Burgess 1975

QUOTES FROM Don Calfa CHARACTERS

Ernie says: (talking to Burt before he goes outside to make a run for it; past the zombies) - Burt...That favor that you owe me...Watch your ass out there.

Ernie says: (talking to Burt before he goes outside to make a run for it; past the zombies) Burt. That favor that you owe me...watch your ass out there.

Ernie says: (after seeing the cops get attacked by a bunch of zombies) - This place...everybody that comes in...gets swallowed up.

Ernie says: (after seeing the cops get attacked by a bunch of zombies) This place everybody that comes in gets swallowed up.

Ernie says: (speaking to the female zombie; who's tied to a table) - Eating brains, how does that make you feel?

Ernie says: (speaking to the female zombie; who's tied to a table) Eating brains, how does that make you feel?

1/2 Lady Corpse says: It makes the pain...go away.

1/2 Lady Corpse says: It makes the pain go away.

Ernie says: (speaking to the female zombie; who's tied to a table) - You can hear me?

Ernie says: (speaking to the female zombie; who's tied to a table) You can hear me?

1/2 Lady Corpse says: ...Yes.

1/2 Lady Corpse says: Yes.

Ernie says: Why do you eat people?

1/2 Lady Corpse says: Not people...Brains.

1/2 Lady Corpse says: Not people. Brains.

Ernie says: Brains only?

Ernie says: ...Why?

Ernie says: Why?

1/2 Lady Corpse says: The paaaaain.

Ernie says: What about the pain?

1/2 Lady Corpse says: The pain...of being dead.

Ernie says: (looks to Burt and Spider) - It...It hurts to be dead?

Ernie says: (looks to Burt and Spider) It...It hurts to be dead?

1/2 Lady Corpse says: I can feel myself rot.

Ernie says: (after checking out Freddy's state of health) - You know, it...looks like rigor mortis is setting in.

Ernie says: (after checking out Freddy's state of health) You know, it looks like rigor mortis is setting in.

Freddy says: (crying) - Rigor mortis...What do you mean, rigor mortis?

Freddy says: (crying) Rigor mortis. What do you mean, rigor mortis?

Scuz says: (scared) - Hey, God. You're dead...You're dead, and you're gonna turn into one of those things out there!!!

Scuz says: (scared) Hey, God. You're dead. You're dead, and you're gonna turn into one of those things out there!!!

Freddy says: (crying) - No...No!

Freddy says: (crying) No...No!

Ernie says: (opens the door after hearing the kids banging on it, and points his gun) - Freeze or you're dead!

Ernie says: (opens the door after hearing the kids banging on it, and points his gun) Freeze or you're dead!

Spider says: Don't shoot, man!

Ernie says: Are you crazy? Are you on PCP?