Harland Williams

Highest Rated: 85% Wag the Dog (1997)
Lowest Rated: 9% My Life in Ruins (2009)
Birthday: Nov 14, 1962
Birthplace: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
An unpredictable comic whose talents as an artist and writer of children's books frequently goes unnoticed in favor of such antics as appearing on the Late Show With David Letterman in peanut butter-covered boots, Harland Williams set the tone for his cinematic career as a urine-chugging state trooper in the Farrelly brothers' sophomoric smash Dumb and Dumber (1994).Born in Toronto, Ontario, the artistically inclined Williams aimed to refine his passion for drawing and painting at Canada's prestigious Sheridan College in Oakville, Ontario. Childlike curiosity combined with his love of art drove Williams to create a series of popular children's books in which a similarly curious young dinosaur named Lickety Split embarks on a series of amazing adventures and learns important life lessons in the process. Finding a creative outlet in poetry and painting while working as a forest ranger for five years after dropping out of Sheridan College, Williams set his goals to leave the forest as a standup comic and actor, soon moving to L.A. to pursue his newfound calling.After his memorable debut in Dumb and Dumber, Williams appeared briefly in the television series Simon before attempting a starring vehicle with Disney's Rocketman in 1997. Trashed by critics and largely ignored by audiences, Rocketman may not have launched Williams' career into the stratosphere, but it did result in a number of memorably comedic roles in such popular comedies as Half-Baked (1998) and There's Something About Mary (1998). The new millennium also proved to be a busy year for Williams in both his career as a standup and an actor: serving as host of Comedy Central's Premium Blend, appearing in the Geena Davis Show, The Whole Nine Yards, and as an abrasive tyrant television star who learns the true value of love in Becoming Dick. In 2001, Williams appeared as the compound-fractured friend of a spastic Tom Green in Freddy Got Fingered. The following year found Williams as a gender-bending college student alongside co-stars Barry Watson and Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys.

Highest Rated Movies



82% Sausage Party Ketchup/Drug Dealer/Baba Ganoush $97.7M 2016
11% Back in the Day Skunk 2014
No Score Yet Lloyd The Conqueror Actor 2011
No Score Yet Spooky Buddies Warwick 2011
No Score Yet Dahmer vs. Gacy God 2010
9% My Life in Ruins Big Al $8.5M 2009
60% Heckler Actor 2008
No Score Yet Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation Derek 2008
No Score Yet Harland Williams: Child Wild Screenwriter Actor 2008
67% Meet the Robinsons Carl $97.7M 2007
20% The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning Rosco P. Coltrane 2007
No Score Yet Holidaze: The Christmas That Almost Didn't Happen Albert 2007
No Score Yet Holidaze: The Christmas That Almost Didn't Happen Actor 2006
20% Employee of the Month Russell $28.4M 2006
No Score Yet Surf School Rip 2006
No Score Yet Hot Tamale Dep. Moseby 2006
No Score Yet Harland Williams: What a Treat Actor 2006
64% Robots Lug $128.2M 2005
55% Because of Winn-Dixie Policeman $32.6M 2005
No Score Yet Lucky 13 Bleckman 2004
40% Kart Racer Zee 2002
13% Sorority Boys Doofer $10.2M 2002
No Score Yet Back by Midnight Sheriff Hubbard 2002
No Score Yet The Santa Claus Brothers Daryl Claus 2001
10% Freddy Got Fingered Darren $13.8M 2001
No Score Yet Insane Clown Posse: Big Money Hustla$ - The Movie Officer Harry Cox 2000
45% The Whole Nine Yards Officer Steve $57.3M 2000
32% Superstar Slater 1999
77% The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland Actor 1999
83% There's Something About Mary Hitchhiker 1998
36% Dog Park Callum 1998
29% Half Baked Kenny Davis 1998
No Score Yet Mr. Headmistress Tucker/Ms. Naomi Bascombe 1998
85% Wag the Dog Pet Wrangler 1997
21% RocketMan Fred Z. Randall 1997
12% Down Periscope Sonar 1996
67% Dumb and Dumber State Trooper 1994
No Score Yet Fudgy Wudgy Fudge Face Director Screenwriter


No Score Yet Puppy Dog Pals
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
  • 2018
No Score Yet This Is Not Happening
  • 2018
No Score Yet Skylanders Academy
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet Conan
  • 2017
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
  • 2010
No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
  • 2009
No Score Yet Tosh.0
  • 2009
No Score Yet Last Comic Standing
  • 2007
  • 2004
No Score Yet Comedy Central Presents
  • 2005
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Guest Performer
  • 2002