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Tim Harris

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Borges And I Actor 2009
79% Get Real Kevin 1999
No Score Yet Elephant Juice Young Man 1999

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2012

QUOTES FROM Tim Harris CHARACTERS

Kevin
Oye, Carter! Not exactly an oil painting is she?
Linda
No, she's cuddly. And until a few seconds ago, you assumed that because I'm a fat girl and instead of some slim oil painting that I'd be gagging for a quick on in the doorways of Toys R Us. I can just imagine sex with you. Pathetic fumbling to find the bra strap, the slobbery kisses, belching into some poor girl's mouth because you've had too much chile sauce on your kabob. And then the main event, which is either over in seconds or not at all because you're too fuckin pissed.