Tommy Wiseau

Tommy Wiseau

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Best F(r)iends, Part 2 Harvey Lewis 2018
45% Best F(r)iends, Part 1 Harvey Lewis 2018
75% Cold Moon Rodeo Official 2017
No Score Yet Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance Linton 2015
No Score Yet The House That Drips Blood On Alex Director Actor 2010
No Score Yet Bump Actor 2010
26% The Room Johnny Screenwriter 2003

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
2007
Guest
  • 2018
57% La La Land
2010
Appearing
  • 2010
95% Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2007-2010
Performer
  • 2009

QUOTES FROM Tommy Wiseau CHARACTERS

Johnny
God. Forgive me..
Johnny
Everyone has betray me!
Johnny
Don't touch me motherfucker.
Johnny
How is your sex life?
Johnny
Mark: What's going on?
Johnny
Oh hi mark!
Johnny
I dont have to worry about anything because Lisa is loyal to me.
Johnny
Denny, two's great, but three's a crowd.
Johnny
I'm your future husband
Johnny
They betrayed me, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
Johnny
Thanks Mark. I am so glad to have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much....
Johnny
Thanks Mark. I am so glad to have you as my best friend and I love Lisa so much.
Johnny
You are tearing me apart Lisa!
Johnny
I did not hit her, its bullshit, I did not hit her, I DID NOT!
Johnny
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
Johnny
Oh hi mark.
Johnny
Oh hi Mark.
Johnny
What a story, Mark.
Johnny
Let's go eat, ha?
Johnny
Chicken Peter, you're just a little chicken. Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep
Johnny
Chicken Peter, you're just a little chicken.
Johnny
Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world.
Johnny
Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!
Johnny
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
Johnny
I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi Mark.
Johnny
This is a great party, you invited all my friends, good thinking.
Johnny
You betrayed me. You're that good.
Johnny
You betrayed me. You're not good.
Johnny
Oh hai Mark.
Johnny
Oh hi Mark.
Johnny
everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!
Johnny
Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!
Johnny
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!!
Johnny
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Johnny
How is your sex life?
Johnny
The barbecue chicken was delicious, rice.
Johnny
(Lisa's mom) The tests came back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Johnny
[Lisa's mom] The tests came back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Johnny
Oh. Hi Mark
Johnny
HI, doggie.
Johnny
Hi, doggie.
Johnny
You are lying. I never hit you. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
Johnny
You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
Johnny
I will record EVERYTHING!
Johnny
I will record everything.
Johnny
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did naaat!!!! oh hi mark...
Johnny
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.
Johnny
Lisa your tearing me apart
Johnny
You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
Johnny
I did not hit her. It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not!
Johnny
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her!
Johnny
I'm fed up with this wuhrld!
Johnny
Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!
Johnny
Let's go eat, huh?
Johnny
So tell me about your sex life...
Johnny
Anyway, how is your sex life?
Johnny
Ha ha ha ha ha. What a story Mark!
Johnny
Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
Johnny
You're tearing me apart Lisa!
Johnny
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Johnny
great job honey,this is a great party, you invited all my friends.....GOOD thinking!
Johnny
Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party! You invited all my friends. Good thinking!
Johnny
I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you darling.
Johnny
In a few minutes, bitch
Johnny
In a few minutes, bitch.
Johnny
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.
Johnny
I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not! Oh hi Mark!
Johnny
Denny, two is great, but three is a crowd.
Johnny
You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
Johnny
YOUR TEARING ME APART LISA!!!
Johnny
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Johnny
...And she loves you too, as a person, as a human bean! If everyone love each other, the world would be a better place to live in. Let's go eat, huh?
Johnny
And she loves you too, as a person, as a human bean! If everyone love each other, the world would be a better place to live in. Let's go eat, huh?
Johnny
It's NOT over! Everybody betrayed me! I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD!
Johnny
It's not over! Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!
Johnny
You no good, you...you just a chicken...CHEEPCHEEPCHEEPCHEEPCHEEP!
Johnny
You no good. You, you just a chicken. CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!
Johnny
Don't touch me, Motherf***er, get out!
Johnny
Don't touch me, Motherf***er!
Johnny
I cannot tell you, its confidential.
Johnny
Anyway, how's your sex life?
Johnny
(Mark): Aw, c'mon, why not?
Johnny
No, I can't! Anyway, how's your sex life?
Johnny
I did not hit her! It's not true, it's BULL****, I did not hit her! I DID NOT! ...Oh hi Mark.
Johnny
I did not hit her! It's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her! I DID NOT! Oh, hi Mark.
Johnny
Let's go eat, HAUGH?
Johnny
Let's go eat, huh?
Johnny
hi donkey
Johnny
Hi donkey.
Johnny
"chirp chirp chirp chiiiiirp!"
Johnny
Chirp chirp chirp chirp!
Johnny
Oh hi Mark.
Johnny
Oh, hi Mark.
Johnny
You are TEARING ME APART LISA!