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Peg-legged Captain Red (Walter Matthau) and his sidekick (Cris Campion) seize a Spanish galleon and its Aztec booty.

Cast & Crew

Walter Matthau
Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red
Cris Campion
The Frog - Jean-Baptiste
Charlotte Lewis
María-Dolores de la Jenya de la Calde
Damien Thomas
Don Alfonso de la Torré
José Santamaría
Master at Arms
Ferdy Mayne
Captain Linares
Tony Peck
Spanish Officer
Anthony Dawson
Spanish Officer
Richard Dieux
Spanish Officer
Jacques Maury
Spanish Officer
Thom Mount
Executive Producer
Philippe Sarde
Original Music
Witold Sobociński
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Critic Reviews for Pirates

All Critics (10) | Top Critics (1) | Fresh (3) | Rotten (7)

Audience Reviews for Pirates

  • Mar 29, 2014
    Back before Johnny Depp revolutionised the pirate movie with his camp ways there were the odd rum fuelled flicks such as this. Roman Polanski doing what he does best which is creating lavish productions that tend to not be overly successful at first but gain cult status. The story is naturally a typically salty one involving Walter Matthau's 'Captain Red' and his young French sidekick trying to pinch a golden throne from some fancy pant Spaniards. At the same time there is of course a love interest for the young dashing French sailor, mutinies, plenty of galleon boarding from both sides and lots of skullduggery on land and at sea. I think this film is very similar to 'The Fearless Vampire Killers' in the fact that its actually kinda dull but looks beautiful. All the pirates, especially Matthau, look as they should do, covered in dirty rag-like attire, greasy facial hair, deep tans, golden teeth...every bit the stereotypical swashbuckling sea dog. I was quite intrigued with the wooden leg Matthau's Captain has, it really looks like he has a real wooden peg leg! and this is before CGI folks, impressed. On the flip side the Spanish look perfectly rich, aristocratic, pompous, snooty and dignified in their very impressive duds. The wigs sell the whole look if you ask me, really authentic looking. I was also very impressed with Matthau's cockney English accent. He genuinely does a sterling job with it and comes across not American that's for sure. At the same time Damien Thomas as the preening perfume smelling 'Don Alfonso' is by far the stand out performance. You can truly see the disgust and contempt in his face for the wretched pirate scum, I really enjoyed his peacock-like display of regal superiority. All the characters and extras look great and are accompanied by some luscious tropical locations and some nice olde worlde period ports (real locations). Did I mention the ship yet? no? well lemme tell you, it looks awesome. Fully realised to scale with a working motor so it can sail, completely detailed from top to bottom with everything you'd expect to see on a 17th Century Spanish vessel. Yep its all visually stunning with good performances but unfortunately that's about it. There is very little of interest going on plot wise, the film is way too long and there isn't that much swashbuckling going on surprisingly. This isn't a silly fantasy flick nor is it a historically accurate flick, but it does bring a more down to earth approach to the genre. There isn't much flamboyant heroics here ladies and gentlemen, more like backstabbing with every man for himself, more genuine. No way is it as bad as suggested and I'm not sure why it didn't do better at the cinema, its a solid romp. Think along the lines of Richard Lester's Three Musketeer movies but with less comedy.
    Phil H Super Reviewer
  • Apr 07, 2009
    Quirky, uneven comedy that coming from Polanski I expected a little bit more out of. Now I understand why it doesn't have a legitimite release on DVD.
    A.D. V Super Reviewer
  • Aug 27, 2008
    Awful. I'll never understand how could Polanski do this.
    Alex F Super Reviewer
  • Aug 25, 2008
    Chaotic.Polanski is struggling to control a big extravaganza of immoral surrealism,but my objection stands as to the absence of any point at all.I must give credit to the baffling satire e.g. pirates less smart than a molecule,our hero as a sinister bargainer and the obvious irony of them all.Mixed feelings but overall a sassy "adventure" film. Hey,we all have our guilty pleasures,don't we?
    Dimitris S Super Reviewer

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