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This unnecessary remake wants Alfie to have his cake and eat it, too, but a lack of sexual fizz and a sour performance by Jude Law conspire to deliver audiences a romantic comedy that isn't romantic or funny.
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The weakness is the script (by Elaine Pope, who won an Emmy for Seinfeld and should've done better). It isn't funny, it isn't clever and it certainly isn't profound. December 26, 2017 | Full Review…
The weakness is the script (by Elaine Pope, who won an Emmy for Seinfeld and should've done better). It isn't funny, it isn't clever and it certainly isn't profound.
Will Self
Quote not available. March 7, 2005 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
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Paradoxically, the single aspect of the '66 film that's wholeheartedly retained in the remake is its least realistic attribute... November 19, 2004 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
Paradoxically, the single aspect of the '66 film that's wholeheartedly retained in the remake is its least realistic attribute...
Jonathan Rosenbaum
The original Alfie was as much overrated as the remake is underrated. Split the difference. November 18, 2004 | Full Review…
The original Alfie was as much overrated as the remake is underrated. Split the difference.
Andrew Sarris
Charles Shyer (who processed the Parent Trap and Father of the Bride updates) plays coy with most matters sexual-an odd and puritanical approach to a character who molds his entire existence around the procurement and enjoyment of sex. November 9, 2004 | Full Review…
Charles Shyer (who processed the Parent Trap and Father of the Bride updates) plays coy with most matters sexual-an odd and puritanical approach to a character who molds his entire existence around the procurement and enjoyment of sex.
Jessica Winter
The question of 'Why?' (more than 'What's it all about?) still lingers where this remake is concerned. November 7, 2004 | Rating: 2.5/4 | Full Review…
The question of 'Why?' (more than 'What's it all about?) still lingers where this remake is concerned.
James Berardinelli
Unpredictably fun, endlessly entertaining, intelligent and full of heart, [Alfie] is the surprise of the season; and one where you won't find yourself asking "What's it all about" when the curtain falls. November 6, 2019 | Full Review…
Unpredictably fun, endlessly entertaining, intelligent and full of heart, [Alfie] is the surprise of the season; and one where you won't find yourself asking "What's it all about" when the curtain falls.
Debbie Lynn Elias
Uneven movie about a charming cad has sexy stuff. September 9, 2010 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
Uneven movie about a charming cad has sexy stuff.
Nell Minow
Just as forgettable as the original. April 29, 2009 | Full Review…
Just as forgettable as the original.
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Even Michael Caine's career would have gone nowhere if he had made this version of "Alfie." April 15, 2009 | Rating: C- | Full Review…
Even Michael Caine's career would have gone nowhere if he had made this version of "Alfie."
Cole Smithey
Quote not available. August 7, 2008 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
Mark Halverson
Law, though lacking the more rugged masculinity and raw sensuality of Caine's alluring Alfie, gets by here on sheer sexual enthusiasm and that unmistakable ready-for-duty party animal mentality. March 23, 2007
Law, though lacking the more rugged masculinity and raw sensuality of Caine's alluring Alfie, gets by here on sheer sexual enthusiasm and that unmistakable ready-for-duty party animal mentality.
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