Habitat

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Jan 8, 2018 What a wonderful treat it was to watch this movie! I love bad movies and this one is truly bad. Not brain-dead bad or boring bad, but fun bad, so bad you can't believe they were serious, like Plan 9 From Outer Space. I loved every minute of this thing, and I couldn't take my eyes off it. The acting can't be believed, the art direction and f/x are atrocious, the plot makes no sense, every character is a cliche, there is no continuity, they made up their own science when they needed it for the plot, the music sucks, and the dialogue is about as bad as any movie ever written. Even the credits are bad, because they are bright green against a bright orange desert landscape. In other words, this movie is great! It's the future, after the ecological disaster, and people can't go out into the sun. Balthazar "I'm Not Charlie Sheen" Getty is the star, and he plays a kid who is having some trouble fitting into his new community. He has some problems at home with his parents, too. His mom is a hippie space cadet with a Ph.D. in microbiology, and his father is a house. I'm not making this up. His dad is a genius scientist who has determined a way to accelerate evolution a billion years, and now exists as disembodied atoms. He has become one with nature, and has joined with the atoms in the house to create a living habitat for his family, safe from the ecological disaster outside. You think the kids made fun of you because your dad had an accent? Imagine what they'd say if your dad was a suburban 3/2 without one single good walk-in closet. Balty is a mutant, which seems like it should be expected from the offspring of an eternally stoned woman and a split level ranch house. Because of his unique genes, he alone among all the people of earth can go outside in the sunlight. Perhaps he inherited his dad's aluminum siding. He's also a potato. We know this because Laura Harris says to him, "Remember when our science teacher told us that the Irish potato famine could have been avoided if there was just one external strain of potato that could have been introduced to strengthen the native crop. Well, the human race is the same way, and you're that potato, aren't you?" Back to Balty's troubles in the community. The local phys ed teacher is a bully and a fundamentalist Christian fanatic who finds it difficult to relate to a kid whose mom is a half-naked stoned hippie and whose dad has gutters and a porch. So he and the local youth bullies kick the crap out of Balty and tie him out in the sun to die, unaware of his mutant powers. When Balty simply returns with a nice tan, the phys ed teacher then assumes he is some kind of satanic avatar. Oh, yeah, the girlfriend of the head local bully falls in love with Balty and, by the way, the phys ed teacher is her dad. Small world. Finally Balty defeats the bullies, aided by his once-pacifist friend who bops the head bully with a log. Balty's dad defeats and kills a bunch of people who are trying to destroy him, including the coach. Dad then figures out a way to give the magical sun-immune powers to the girlfriend and she decides that she and Balty will "wander the earth" together. She doesn't seem too upset about her own dad's death. Then Balty's dad figures out a way to turn Balty's mom into pure energy, and together they float off into the ionosphere. Balty and his girl look up to the heavens and wave, and the girlfriend says "bye." This really cracked me up more than anything else in the movie. "Bye, disembodied atoms, I'm really gonna miss you, even though we've never actually met, and you don't actually have any ears to hear me or eyes to see my wave." Great, great movie. I don't know if any of you like to toke it up once in a while, and I certainly would not advise you to engage in any illegal activities. But if you do like an occasional doobie, I strongly suggest you rent this before firing up your next one. You can't go wrong, except you might die from giggling. See more Aug 25, 2014 This was...strange. More of a comedy than anything else. See more Oct 18, 2013 holy mother of fuck I finally found it!! I remember watching this movie when I was a kid but completely forgot what it was called. such a weird 90's b movie. I fucking love it. See more Aug 14, 2010 Frankenstein goes vegetarian, in a kind of cross between some sort of hippie fantasy in which humans evolve into plants, and a very clichéd high school romance, complete with bully-boy who of course ends up losing the girl. Bullies never get the girl in the movies. You'd think by now they'd have learned that. Or could there be some discrepancy between what happens in the movies, and real life? See more Nov 29, 2009 The main problem with "Habitat," is that it suffers from something of an identity crisis. First and foremost, it doesn't understand the kind of world it wants to portray. We're presented with a future where everyone dresses like it's the '90s, but acts like they're stuck in the '50s, which doesn't work at all if this is supposed to be a look into the actual future and not a "retro-future" like in the "Fallout" series of video games. Beyond that though, "Habitat" can't even decide on a tone for itself, as it often jumps wildly from attempts to be serious to scenes which simply could -not- have been written with any intent other than poking fun at the movie itself. Especially scenes involving the character of "Coach." Then there's the acting. Oh ye gods, the acting. It's laughably bad when the human characters are chewing up the scenery, but when we cut to the absorbed, swarm-like version of Andreas' father, his line delivery is not only bad, but often unintelligible. Half the fun is trying to figure out just what the hell he's saying (and the guy -never- shuts up), and usually getting it wrong. And make no mistake, there IS fun to be had here in a very MST3K sort of fashion. So much goes so wrong, that you can't help but enjoy kicking back with some friends and lambasting the hell out of this film. Provided of course, that your friends aren't the type to be bothered by a handful of random nude scenes. If that sounds like your kind of thing, chances are you'll find something entertaining here, whether the people who made this intended it to be or not. See more Aug 7, 2009 A cult film wannabe but turned out to be so lame & nondescript. See more Read all reviews

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