Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous 2009

Major Movie Star

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Popular actress Megan Valentine (Jessica Simpson) is down on her luck: Her scheming accountant made off with her fortune, and her latest film flopped. She hopes to sign onto a major military-theme production but, first, must change her ditzy image to impress the studio making the movie. In order to prove herself, Megan enters the Marines and is sent to boot camp, where she butts heads with gruff Sgt. Louisa Morely (Vivica A. Fox) and struggles to adapt to life without luxury.

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Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Private Megan Valentine
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
April Blair
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Kelly Bowe
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Chris Bender
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Michael P. Flannigan
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J.C. Spink
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Critic Reviews for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

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  • As eye-rollingly silly and predictable as one might've anticipated...

    February 10, 2009 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…
  • Valentine (aka Major Movie Star) is a graceless, flavorless farce built around the idea that Simpson's dimwit routine still holds appeal and the hope that the target demo has never heard of Goldie Hawn.

    February 4, 2009 | Rating: D- | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

  • Jul 07, 2011
    The story wasn't really special but I enjoyed the whole movie.
    Dead A Super Reviewer
  • Feb 06, 2010
    Major misfire. The film is not Private Benjamin. Simpson was much better in Employee of the Month, than this film. This film needed another director, rewrite, and a new cast for it to work. Vivica A. Fox and Cheri Oteri are the only good things in this film. There are 3 or 4 funny moments in the film. My final word, skip the film, watch Private Benjamin instead.
    Sol C Super Reviewer
  • Dec 06, 2009
    This blonde comedy army film reminded me of <i>Private Benjamin</i> while Jessica Simpson is taking over her title role from Goldie Hawn. Simpson is actually quite good in this role. In fact, everyone does a good job, but I was particularly impressed with Simpson's acting ability, and this comment comes from a man who is not one of her fans. There was no heavy emoting to be does here, but Simpson did show us a diverse set of acting abilities. If the directing had been tightened up a little, then this film, Simpson included, could have really shined and exceeded all expectations.
    Dean M Super Reviewer
  • Sep 05, 2009
    the same man who directed 2 Friday the 13ths and 1 halloween also directed this shit. so obviously im not the only one who this this is scary.
    Coxxie M Super Reviewer

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