Malcolm D. Lee Director Ashley Tisdale Jody Actor Simon Rex Dan Actor Erica Ash Kendra Actor Katt Williams Blaine Fulda Actor Gracie Whitton Kathy Actor Ava Kolker Lily Actor Lidia Porto Maria Actor Charlie Sheen Self Tyler Posey David Actor Katrina Bowden Natalie Actor Darrell Hammond Dr. Hall Actor Ben Cornish Dream Expert Actor J.P. Manoux Pierre Actor Molly Shannon Heather Daltry Actor Terry Crews Martin Jacobs Actor Heather Locklear Barbara Actor Kate Walsh Mal Actor Jerry O'Connell Christian Grey Actor Mike Tyson Self Lindsay Lohan Self David Zucker Screenwriter, Producer Pat Proft Screenwriter Phil Dornfeld Producer Brian Bell Executive Producer Matthew Signer Executive Producer Bob Weinstein Executive Producer Harvey Weinstein Executive Producer Steven Douglas Smith Cinematographer Sam Seig Film Editing James L. Venable Original Music Clark Hunter Production Design Timmy O'Brien Art Director Traci Kirshbaum Set Director Keith G. Lewis Costume Design