Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Neil B @Neil25 23h Horrible looking cgi steroid turtles and a tramp megan fox avoid See more Wyatt C @RT59665593 Mar 30 movie looks great, like someone perfectly brought the cartoon into real life, but that is where most of the praise ends. The story is awkward, the action is boring, and some characters make such silly choices that it feels like the visuals were doing all the hard work. See more What's Up M @Hello1234 Jan 31 Great movie. Don't know why people hate it so much. See more Noah H @Noah85 Dec 31 REALLY GOOD! Had a lot of fun action. It may be a little explosion heavy but that's Michael Bay's style. MUCH better than the sequel. That's for sure. See more Paul S @RT91988760 Nov 26 This is one of the most epic movies I've ever watched! The visuals were amazing, the Turtles looked great, and the action was awesome! I definitely recommend it for action and superhero fans, and of course for fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle franchise! See more kish b @RT00429023 Nov 17 ★★★½ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) is a loud, messy, Michael Bay-produced fever dream that somehow still manages to be a ridiculous amount of fun if you check your brain at the door and embrace the chaos. Megan Fox’s April O’Neil is surprisingly likable (she actually tries), Will Arnett steals every scene he’s in as the smarmy cameraman Vernon, and the Turtles themselves look… honestly pretty great in motion. The facial capture is solid, the designs are comic-accurate enough, and the voice cast (Johnny Knoxville as Leo, Tony Shalhoub as Splinter) nails the personalities. Michelangelo is still the funniest Turtle in any version, and his one-liners land way harder than they have any right to. The action is pure Bayhem: the snow-mountain Humvee chase down the slope is legitimately thrilling, the sewer lair fight has some cool beats, and the skyscraper-elevator sequence is peak 2014 insanity. The score slaps, the humor is goofy but works, and there’s a genuine "brothers sticking together" vibe that hits the TMNT spirit dead-on. It loses a full star and a half because the plot is paper-thin, Shredder looks like a walking knife factory exploded, William Fichtner’s Eric Sacks is a nothing villain, and half the dialogue is pure cringe ("Tonight I dine on turtle soup!"). It’s dumb as bricks. Three and a half stars: one for the Turtles actually feeling like teenage brothers, one for the over-the-top set-pieces that are stupidly entertaining, one for the nostalgia rush, and half a star because every time Mikey says "Cowabunga" I still grin like I’m eight years old again. It’s not good cinema… but it’s a damn good time at the movies. 7/10. Heroes in a half-shell, now with 300 % more explosions. 🐢💥🍕 See more Read all reviews

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