Megan Fox

What are you?

We're ninjas.

We're mutants!

Technically, we're turtles.

And we're teenagers. But we can still have adult conversations.

So you're...Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?

When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!

So, they're aliens?

No, that's stupid. They're reptiles. They help people.

Why are you here?

We are here looking for the All Spark, and we must find it before Megatron.

Mega-what?

I'm not an angel. I'm a bird woman.

We could play mommy, daddy.

Are those real?

These...(points at breasts) Yeah.Touch them

These... [points at breasts] Yeah.Touch them

These... [points at breasts] Yeah. Touch them

Really?

Yeah sure.

Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex

Katy Perry said she got a diamond-crested Rolex.

Well, she let me aladeen in her face.

I'm going to eat your soul and shit it out, Lesnicki.

I thought you only murder boys?

I go both ways.

I am scrumptious!

I need you hopeless.

F**k the s**t out of me!

F**k the s**t out of me!

hell is a teenage girl

Hell is a teenage girl.

I thought you only murdered boys!

I go both ways.

I will finish you if I have too.

You can barely finish gym class.

Girls like dangerous boys.

I just seem to have a weakness for hot guys with tight abs and big arms.

Um, big arms?

Why don't you let me drive?

Oh, no, this is not a toy. These headers... I don't want you rusting them. How about my little bunny just hop in the backseat?

Ha ha... oh god, you have no idea how much I am not your little bunny. (walks away)

Ha ha... oh god, you have no idea how much I am not your little bunny. [walks away]

Okay. You'll call me.

(to Sam, after Mikaela caught them kissing) Is this your girlfriend?

[to Sam, after Mikaela caught them kissing] Is this your girlfriend?

Ex.

"...a ruby? What am I? A Kardashian?"

...a ruby? What am I? A Kardashian?

[Grabs Needy's breasts]

These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.

You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.

And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.

You're killing people?

No. I'm killing boys.

It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?

No...I feel like boo boo. My skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeless. I feel like one of the normal girls.

No. I feel like boo-boo. My skin is breaking out, and my hair is dull and lifeless. God. It's like I'm one of the normal girls..

I am a God!

Okay?

I am going to eat your soul, then shit it out!

I am going... to eat your soul... and shit it out Lesnicky!