The Velocity of Gary1999
The Velocity of Gary (1999)
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Critic Reviews for The Velocity of Gary
All Critics (18) | Top Critics (2) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (14) | DVD (2)
Never quite develops three-way erotic charge it should have.
Has rough spots but rings emotionally true and paints a vivid picture of New York City's underbelly.
...despite their best efforts, none of [the actors] are able to create characters worth caring about.
Pretentious garbage
Everything pales next to the spectacle of Hayek barnstorming through this story as if it were her Mildred Pierce.She emotes the way Vesuvius erupts.
An off-putting mix of quirkiness and overweening solemnity, it simply never finds the right tone and only results in shrieking obviousness.
Audience Reviews for The Velocity of Gary
Greenwich Village slacker types try to outcool one another as long as they can keep out reality just to past the time ... which they don't care about by the way, since you asked. Ho - hum.
Super Reviewer
Another film that i got for $3 It seemed original and interesting, but became just plain wierd and idiotic.
Super Reviewer
Great movie!
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