The Velocity of Gary


The Velocity of Gary

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Dan Ireland directed this romantic comedy-drama (adapted by James Still from his own play) about a romantic triangle. Doughnut shop waitress Mary Carmen (Salma Hayek) is the girlfriend of bisexual porn star Valentino (Vincent D'Onofrio), but she's frozen out after Valentino gets a look at Midwestern hunk Gary (Thomas Jane). Rivalries end, and the three become close after Valentino succumbs to the AIDS virus. Shown at the 1998 San Sebastian Film Festival.


Critic Reviews for The Velocity of Gary

All Critics (18) | Top Critics (2)

Audience Reviews for The Velocity of Gary

  • Jul 14, 2011
    Greenwich Village slacker types try to outcool one another as long as they can keep out reality just to past the time ... which they don't care about by the way, since you asked. Ho - hum.
    Kevin M. W Super Reviewer
  • Jun 18, 2010
    Another film that i got for $3 It seemed original and interesting, but became just plain wierd and idiotic.
    Joseph E Super Reviewer
  • May 14, 2007
    This Movie is Bulltshiit. Waste of my Precious time.
    Lilo C Super Reviewer

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