Vampires Suck 2010

Vampires Suck

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Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

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Becca (Jenn Proske), an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob (Chris Riggi). But she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.

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Critic Reviews for Vampires Suck

All Critics (90) | Top Critics (22) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (86)

  • It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

    June 3, 2013 | Full Review…

    Rafer Guzman

    Newsday
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  • All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.

    June 3, 2013 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
  • They don't suck as much as lame-brain parodists Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

    October 15, 2010 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • It's almost fascinatingly awful, nailing the moony tedium of its target franchise with something close to suicidal exactitude.

    October 14, 2010 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • The last time I heard a film audience in such a state of silence was during Ingmar Bergman's Winter Light.

    October 14, 2010 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.

    October 13, 2010 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Vampires Suck

  • May 21, 2014
    I m not actually such a vampire movie fan, but this spoof off was too funny to ignore. Far better than Scary Movie 5. The Chihuahua Scene was really funny.
    NaWie M Super Reviewer
  • Jan 26, 2013
    Basically Twilight with additional fart jokes and pop culture references.
    vieras e Super Reviewer
  • Nov 26, 2012
    Possibly one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life. There is no purpose to this film's existence. It is a parody of an already mediocre film. The fact that its source material is almost just as poor in quality made this film not funny but rather tiresome and depressing.
    Matthew Samuel M Super Reviewer
  • Jul 21, 2012
    It's sad, that the funniest and best movie from Friedberg/Seltzer, still is a bad picture. At least it's much more better that the last works of both and present a good performance by Jenn Proske.
    Lucas M Super Reviewer

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