Vampires Suck (2010) - Rotten Tomatoes

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Vampires Suck (2010)



Critic Consensus: Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

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"Vampires Suck" is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues -- all of which collide at the prom.

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Critic Reviews for Vampires Suck

All Critics (90) | Top Critics (18)

It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

June 3, 2013 | Full Review…
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All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.

June 3, 2013 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…

A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.

October 13, 2010 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

This movie sucks more.

August 26, 2010 | Rating: 0/4 | Full Review…

Below bottom-of-the-barrel.

August 23, 2010 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…

Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality.

August 19, 2010 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Vampires Suck

Basically Twilight with additional fart jokes and pop culture references.

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Possibly one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life. There is no purpose to this film's existence. It is a parody of an already mediocre film. The fact that its source material is almost just as poor in quality made this film not funny but rather tiresome and depressing.

Matthew Samuel Mirliani
Matthew Samuel Mirliani

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Not bad for a spoof movie. Actually it looks pretty good and though the story is obviously stupid, being a mash up of several Twilight movies, the actress who plays Becca actually has Kristen Stewart's mannerisms down pretty well!

Nicki Marie
Nicki Marie

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