Rotten Tomatoes

Movies / TV

    Celebrity

      No Results Found

      View All
      Movies Tv shows Movie Trivia News Showtimes

      Vampires Suck

      2010, Comedy, 1h 22m

      91 Reviews 50,000+ Ratings

      What to know

      Critics Consensus

      Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team. Read critic reviews

      You might also like

      See More
      The Love Guru
      Fired Up
      Drillbit Taylor
      First Sunday
      Death at a Funeral

      Where to watch Vampires Suck

      Rent/buy Rent/buy Buy

      Rent Vampires Suck on Amazon Prime Video, Vudu, or buy it on Amazon Prime Video, Vudu, Apple TV.

      Rate And Review

      User image

      Verified

      • User image

        Super Reviewer

        Rate this movie

        Oof, that was Rotten.

        Meh, it passed the time.

        It’s good – I’d recommend it.

        Awesome!

        So Fresh: Absolute Must See!

        What did you think of the movie? (optional)



      • You're almost there! Just confirm how you got your ticket.

      • User image

        Super Reviewer

        Step 2 of 2

        How did you buy your ticket?

        Let's get your review verified.

        • Fandango

        • AMCTheatres.com or AMC AppNew

        • Cinemark Coming Soon

          We won’t be able to verify your ticket today, but it’s great to know for the future.

        • Regal Coming Soon

          We won’t be able to verify your ticket today, but it’s great to know for the future.

        • Theater box office or somewhere else

        You're almost there! Just confirm how you got your ticket.

      • User image

        Super Reviewer

        Rate this movie

        Oof, that was Rotten.

        Meh, it passed the time.

        It’s good – I’d recommend it.

        Awesome!

        So Fresh: Absolute Must See!

        What did you think of the movie? (optional)

      • How did you buy your ticket?

        • Fandango

        • AMCTheatres.com or AMC AppNew

        • Cinemark Coming Soon

          We won’t be able to verify your ticket today, but it’s great to know for the future.

        • Regal Coming Soon

          We won’t be able to verify your ticket today, but it’s great to know for the future.

        • Theater box office or somewhere else

      Vampires Suck  Photos

      Vampires Suck (2010) Vampires Suck (2010) (L-R) Nick Eversman as Jeremiah, Kelsey Ford as Iris, Zane Holtz as Alex, Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Bradley Dodds as Salvatore, Ken Jeong as Daro and Michael Mayhall as Nicholas in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Arielle Kebbel as Rachel, BJ Britt as Antoine and Charlie Weber as Jack in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck." Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) BJ Britt as Antoine and Jenn Proske as Becca in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck." Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck." Vampires Suck (2010) Vampires Suck (2010) Vampires Suck (2010) Vampires Suck (2010)

      Movie Info

      Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.

      • Rating: PG-13 (Crude Sexual Content|Comic Violence|Language|Teen Partying)

      • Genre: Comedy

      • Original Language: English

      • Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

      • Producer: Peter Safran, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

      • Writer: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

      • Release Date (Theaters):  wide

      • Release Date (Streaming):

      • Box Office (Gross USA): $36.7M

      • Runtime:

      • Distributor: 20th Century Fox

      • Production Co: New Regency Pictures, 3 in the Box

      • Sound Mix: Dolby, DTS

      Cast & Crew

      News & Interviews for Vampires Suck

      Critic Reviews for Vampires Suck

      Audience Reviews for Vampires Suck

      • May 21, 2014

        I m not actually such a vampire movie fan, but this spoof off was too funny to ignore. Far better than Scary Movie 5. The Chihuahua Scene was really funny.

        Super Reviewer
      • Jan 26, 2013

        Basically Twilight with additional fart jokes and pop culture references.

        Super Reviewer
      • Nov 26, 2012

        Possibly one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life. There is no purpose to this film's existence. It is a parody of an already mediocre film. The fact that its source material is almost just as poor in quality made this film not funny but rather tiresome and depressing.

        Super Reviewer
      • Jul 21, 2012

        It's sad, that the funniest and best movie from Friedberg/Seltzer, still is a bad picture. At least it's much more better that the last works of both and present a good performance by Jenn Proske.

        Super Reviewer

      Movie & TV guides

      View All