Vampires Suck

2010

Vampires Suck

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Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

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"Vampires Suck" is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues -- all of which collide at the prom.

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Critic Reviews for Vampires Suck

All Critics (90) | Top Critics (22) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (86)

  • Mocking the vampire vogue like a child pulling pigtails (hard), this is playground humour, and the school is definitely gross-out.

    August 24, 2018 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

    Anna Smith

    Metro (UK)
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  • It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.

    July 25, 2014 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!

    July 25, 2014 | Rating: 0.5/4 | Full Review…
  • A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy.

    July 25, 2014 | Full Review…
  • Vampires Suck, and films like it, not only fail to parody elements of contemporary society, they barely spoof the genre they are trying to mock.

    July 25, 2014 | Rating: 1/10 | Full Review…
  • For the most part, the jokes are mildly relevant at least

    January 6, 2014 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…

    Kevin Carr

    7M Pictures
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Audience Reviews for Vampires Suck

  • May 21, 2014
    I m not actually such a vampire movie fan, but this spoof off was too funny to ignore. Far better than Scary Movie 5. The Chihuahua Scene was really funny.
    NaWie M Super Reviewer
  • Jan 26, 2013
    Basically Twilight with additional fart jokes and pop culture references.
    vieras e Super Reviewer
  • Nov 26, 2012
    Possibly one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life. There is no purpose to this film's existence. It is a parody of an already mediocre film. The fact that its source material is almost just as poor in quality made this film not funny but rather tiresome and depressing.
    Matthew Samuel M Super Reviewer
  • Jul 21, 2012
    It's sad, that the funniest and best movie from Friedberg/Seltzer, still is a bad picture. At least it's much more better that the last works of both and present a good performance by Jenn Proske.
    Lucas M Super Reviewer

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