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Vampires Suck

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Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.
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Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

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Anna Smith metro.co.uk Aug 24, 2018
1/5
Mocking the vampire vogue like a child pulling pigtails (hard), this is playground humour, and the school is definitely gross-out. Go to Full Review
Rafer Guzman Newsday Jun 3, 2013
It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny. Go to Full Review
Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News Jun 3, 2013
2/5
All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof. Go to Full Review
Richard Propes TheIndependentCritic.com Sep 26, 2020
1.0/4.0
Vampires Suck sucks. Go to Full Review
Randall King Winnipeg Free Press Jul 25, 2014
1/5
It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over. Go to Full Review
Dennis King Tulsa World Jul 25, 2014
0.5/4
With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK! Go to Full Review
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Mantis M @MANTISxB May 10, 2026 Hilarious film. Its very telling the of the people here have very low scores. Honestly these people clearly have 0 humor. If you want to know what goes on in Twilight but dont want to watch it. Just watch this. You basically get the exact premise/plot but this is leagues better than the OG films. The OG films arent even so bad they're funny, they're just bad. Even today. The CGI is about the only entertaining part now. There are great setups for some of the gags too. My personal favorite is the cactus scene. You will know when you get there. I had to pause the film for a bit just to laugh. Absolute BANGER of a film. Goes to show that most people are just lame and immune to fun. Quite literally made an account just to review this since its such heat. Give it a watch with friends with some good drinks or hell some acid why not. See more
Julissa O @RT91512052 May 1, 2026 The movie is intended to be entertaining and a mockery of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. I think it took a good twist on the series/franchise. I enjoyed being able to connect the original movie to the parody. Although there is no real plot, besides Bella's homosocial crisis between Edward and Jacob, this film challenges cinema norms to create a media that is intended to be laughed at. I enjoyed watching this! See more
Tommy D @Thomas005 Mar 30, 2026 Very funny. This parody is very nice See more
ABIGAIL M D @Adrigames190 Mar 20, 2026 good job rotten tomatoes See more
Haylex _ @haylex Dec 11, 2025 perfeito igual o neymar #emicida #erreifuimlk #chapecoense See more
Rocco T @RT74837247 Nov 16, 2025 you know what sucks? THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!! See more
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Jason Friedberg

Director

Aaron Seltzer

Director

Matt Lanter

Edward Sullen

Jenn Proske

Becca Crane

Chris Riggi

Jacob White

Ken Jeong

Daro

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Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck (2010) (L-R) Nick Eversman as Jeremiah, Kelsey Ford as Iris, Zane Holtz as Alex, Stephanie Fischer as Rosalyn and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Bradley Dodds as Salvatore, Ken Jeong as Daro and Michael Mayhall as Nicholas in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Arielle Kebbel as Rachel, BJ Britt as Antoine and Charlie Weber as Jack in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck." Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) BJ Britt as Antoine and Jenn Proske as Becca in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Chris Riggi as Jacob in "Vampires Suck." (L-R) Jenn Proske as Becca and Matt Lanter as Edward in "Vampires Suck." View more photos

Movie Info

Synopsis Becca, an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward and werewolf Jacob. However, she must find a way to evade her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends contend with their own romantic issues, leading to a confrontation at the prom.
Director
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Producer
Peter Safran, Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Screenwriter
Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Distributor
20th Century Fox
Production Co
New Regency Pictures, 3 in the Box
Rating
PG-13 (Crude Sexual Content|Comic Violence|Language|Teen Partying)
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Aug 18, 2010, Wide
Release Date (Streaming)
Mar 1, 2013
Box Office (Gross USA)
$36.7M
Runtime
1h 22m
Sound Mix
Dolby, DTS
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