Average Rating: 3.9/10
Reviews Counted: 89
Fresh: 12 | Rotten: 77
Sloppily assembled fluff that won't have much of interest for anyone who isn't a preteen girl.
Average Rating: 3.8/10
Critic Reviews: 25
Fresh: 3 | Rotten: 22
Sloppily assembled fluff that won't have much of interest for anyone who isn't a preteen girl.
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British actress/director Sara Sugarman makes her U.S. feature debut with the Disney-produced comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, based on the young-adult novel by Dyan Sheldon and adapted for the screen by Gail Parent. The story concerns a popular urban teenager named Mary Elizabeth Cep (Lindsay Lohan), who is convinced her real name is Lola. Unfortunately, her family moves from fashionable New York City to a small suburb in New Jersey. Disturbed by her environment, Lola is quick to
Feb 20, 2004 Wide
Jul 20, 2004
$29.2M
Touchstone Pictures
All Critics (101) | Top Critics (27) | Fresh (15) | Rotten (84) | DVD (30)
A star vehicle with three flat tires and sugar in the gas tank.
Dear Diary: The truth is that there's nothing much to confess in the made-for-tweens comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
Smug, sanitized fantasy, in which the hysterical blonde attention-seeker, in a succession of sparkly outfits, is uprooted from New York to the boring suburbs and learns boring suburban values like telling the truth.
A movie that -- even by Disney's formulaic standards -- is about as cut and dried as the phone book.
The superficial sweetness masks something rotten.
Enjoyable movie about the trials of being a teen.
Only the 13-and-under set will buy into the Confessions vision of teen-hood. Most actual teens have already noted the lack of opportunities for air-guitar montages.
A confession is that I didn't hate this as much as I thought...
Mind-numbingly juvenile.
[My wife] explained my snooze to Drama Queen as a male reaction to a film strictly meant for ladies.
Despite being ostracized, Lola is comfortable with being different; she celebrates it. That alone sets Drama Queen apart from the rest of the [teen] films.
It may be perfect for thirteen-year-old girls whiling away a dead afternoon, but for the rest of us it may be a long haul getting through.
...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would-be comedy fluff.
CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN, like many Disney flicks, is teenage Hollywood fluff. Nothing special (or good) at all.
August 22, 2011Super Reviewer
Such a sweet & adorable movie that definitely begs the question, What the hell happened to Lindsay Lohan. I mean this movie was just fabulous with Lohan as the star Lola Cep, who is just a teenager looking for stardom. Even though all of us know that Lohan will probably never come back from her drug & alcohol
February 19, 2008
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