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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)

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Average Rating: 3.9/10
Reviews Counted: 89
Fresh: 12 | Rotten: 77

Sloppily assembled fluff that won't have much of interest for anyone who isn't a preteen girl.

12

Average Rating: 3.8/10
Critic Reviews: 25
Fresh: 3 | Rotten: 22

Sloppily assembled fluff that won't have much of interest for anyone who isn't a preteen girl.

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Average Rating: 2.7/5
User Ratings: 376,885

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British actress/director Sara Sugarman makes her U.S. feature debut with the Disney-produced comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, based on the young-adult novel by Dyan Sheldon and adapted for the screen by Gail Parent. The story concerns a popular urban teenager named Mary Elizabeth Cep (Lindsay Lohan), who is convinced her real name is Lola. Unfortunately, her family moves from fashionable New York City to a small suburb in New Jersey. Disturbed by her environment, Lola is quick to

PG, 1 hr. 29 min.

Comedy

Gail Parent

Jul 20, 2004

$29.2M

Touchstone Pictures

Cast

All Critics (101) | Top Critics (27) | Fresh (15) | Rotten (84) | DVD (30)

A star vehicle with three flat tires and sugar in the gas tank.

April 9, 2004 Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | Comment
Chicago Tribune
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Dear Diary: The truth is that there's nothing much to confess in the made-for-tweens comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

February 25, 2004 Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Comment
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Smug, sanitized fantasy, in which the hysterical blonde attention-seeker, in a succession of sparkly outfits, is uprooted from New York to the boring suburbs and learns boring suburban values like telling the truth.

February 24, 2004 Full Review Source: Village Voice | Comment
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A movie that -- even by Disney's formulaic standards -- is about as cut and dried as the phone book.

February 20, 2004 Comment
Washington Post
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The superficial sweetness masks something rotten.

February 20, 2004 Full Review Source: Washington Post | Comment
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Enjoyable movie about the trials of being a teen.

December 22, 2010 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Comment
Common Sense Media

Only the 13-and-under set will buy into the Confessions vision of teen-hood. Most actual teens have already noted the lack of opportunities for air-guitar montages.

September 11, 2006 Comment

A confession is that I didn't hate this as much as I thought...

June 1, 2005 Full Review | Comment
International Press Academy

Mind-numbingly juvenile.

May 3, 2005 Full Review Source: Lessons of Darkness | Comment
Lessons of Darkness

[My wife] explained my snooze to Drama Queen as a male reaction to a film strictly meant for ladies.

August 9, 2004 Comment
Sun Newspapers of Cleveland

Despite being ostracized, Lola is comfortable with being different; she celebrates it. That alone sets Drama Queen apart from the rest of the [teen] films.

July 23, 2004 Comment
Reel.com

It may be perfect for thirteen-year-old girls whiling away a dead afternoon, but for the rest of us it may be a long haul getting through.

July 22, 2004 Full Review Source: Movie Metropolis | Comment
Movie Metropolis

...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would-be comedy fluff.

July 22, 2004 Full Review Source: Movie Metropolis | Comment
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Audience Reviews for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN, like many Disney flicks, is teenage Hollywood fluff. Nothing special (or good) at all.

August 22, 2011
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Alexander Diminiano

Super Reviewer

Such a sweet & adorable movie that definitely begs the question, What the hell happened to Lindsay Lohan. I mean this movie was just fabulous with Lohan as the star Lola Cep, who is just a teenager looking for stardom. Even though all of us know that Lohan will probably never come back from her drug & alcohol

February 19, 2008
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Cassie Hill

Super Reviewer

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