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      Rating Title | Year Author Quote
      C+
      What a Way to Go! (1964) Andrew Galdi It's best to watch it with the sound off at a party...for the costumes
      Posted Aug 31, 2022
      C+
      What a Way to Go! (1964) Avaryl Halley I would say if this movie had leaned in more it would be better but it leans all the way in and fails
      Posted Aug 31, 2022
      Moulin Rouge (2001) Andrew Galdi My ears hurt by the end of this movie!!
      Posted Aug 31, 2022
      B
      Moulin Rouge (2001) Avaryl Halley I think this is Baz Luhrmann masterpiece…if there is one
      Posted Aug 31, 2022
      Outrageous Fortune (1987) Andrew Galdi The accent work had me cracking up
      Posted Aug 31, 2022
      Outrageous Fortune (1987) Avaryl Halley Two powerhouse comediennes doing what they do best
      Posted Aug 31, 2022
      RRR (2022) Avaryl Halley It went past 11 and blew out the amp. It went to 15
      Posted Aug 31, 2022
      Soapdish (1991) Andrew Galdi A truly outstanding ensemble cast
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Soapdish (1991) Avaryl Halley It's 98% perfect til the last 5 minutes
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) Avaryl Halley It's a checklist of everything I love. Road trips, female friendship, makeovers, outfit changes, spontaneous dance numbers, Janeane Garofalo and a great soundtrack!
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) Andrew Galdi I miss this kind of movie!
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Malignant (2021) Avaryl Halley I laughed so hard I gave my self a headache
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Until We Meet Again (2020) Andrew Galdi I kept shouting at the screen F*CK! THAT! GHOST!
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Moonfall (2022) Avaryl Halley This movie is bananas, nuts, completely insane, and it didn't even have a great Aerosmith song!
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Until We Meet Again (2020) Avaryl Halley It made a lot of strong and wrong choices but I enjoyed the heck out of it!
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Moonfall (2022) Andrew Galdi Watch it with some wine, some edibles, some friends…make it a vibe
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      The Requin (2022) Andrew Galdi I think Alicia Silverstone might deserve both a Razzie and an Oscar for this performance
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Death on the Nile (2022) Andrew Galdi There's not enough champagne to make it through
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Death on the Nile (2022) Avaryl Halley I REALLY didn't like it. Go watch the Original.
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      The Requin (2022) Avaryl Halley This movie has about 4% Shark
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Fire Island (2022) Andrew Galdi I think Joel Kim Booster is my soul mate
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Fire Island (2022) Avaryl Halley It was SO close to being f*cking great
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      The Neverending Story (1984) Andrew Galdi This movie is dark!
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      The Neverending Story (1984) Avaryl Halley This scarred me for life, and I loved it
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      House of Gucci (2021) Andrew Galdi No plans to re-watch, did not enjoy, way too long, convoluted…laughed, was camp!
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      House of Gucci (2021) Avaryl Halley They let this go to print? Surely not...
      Posted Aug 04, 2022
      Downton Abbey: A New Era (2022) Andrew Galdi It gets it! It knows exactly the movie we wanted, and magically manages to realize it. Truly a sublime moviegoing experience. Bring your mom, and wine!
      Posted May 20, 2022
      1/5
      Dear Evan Hansen (2021) Avaryl Halley It's bafflingly shallow
      Posted Feb 03, 2022
      1.5/5
      Dear Evan Hansen (2021) Andrew Galdi This should just be called Empty Platt-itudes
      Posted Feb 03, 2022
      4.5/5
      Am I OK? (2022) Andrew Galdi I laughed, I cried, I laughed and cried! A heartfelt story about female friendship, and self-discovery at any age. Great performances and spectacular writing. Can't wait for everyone to see it!
      Posted Jan 25, 2022
      Old (2021) Andrew Galdi it was a snooze...I don't recommend it, I wouldn't watch it and I wouldn't waste the time.
      Posted Jan 21, 2022
      Old (2021) Avaryl Halley At least I wasn't bored. But it wasn't great. I at least had fun laughing at the nonsense. It didn't feel like a cash grab or truly lazy, except for the writing...
      Posted Jan 21, 2022
      Sorority Boys (2002) Avaryl Halley This did not work, in every way.
      Posted Jan 21, 2022
      Sorority Boys (2002) Andrew Galdi While we're not sure there was much merit to begin with, this movie definitely did not age well.
      Posted Jan 21, 2022
      Die Hard (1988) Andrew Galdi I really appreciated the interpersonal relationship between him and his wife. It wasn't slow but it was taking its time.
      Posted Jan 21, 2022
      Die Hard (1988) Avaryl Halley [It] may be the best action movie EVER.
      Posted Jan 21, 2022
      Spice World (1997) Avaryl Halley There's great stuff in here for sure...but it's almost there, which is frustrating, because it's a bit too muddied and doesn't; have a through line.
      Posted Jan 21, 2022
      Spice World (1997) Andrew Galdi A gem of a movie. It attempts a lot in terms of satire, but it is much more edited and selective in its approach.
      Posted Jan 21, 2022
      The Woman in the Window (2021) Andrew Galdi Julian Moore didn't even act like a real person in this. Who is doing this?
      Posted Jan 21, 2022
      The Woman in the Window (2021) Avaryl Halley This movie was not good...but it does get pretty whacky at the end.
      Posted Jan 21, 2022
      Steel Magnolias (1989) Avaryl Halley There is a release here, instead of just feeling depressed. When Sally Fields says, "I needed to express myself," we all did.
      Posted Jan 12, 2022
      Great White (2021) Andrew Galdi Is it amazing? No. Is it terrible? No. But it was certainly good enough that we weren't angry about it!
      Posted Jan 12, 2022
      Great White (2021) Avaryl Halley You could watch it. Enough dumb stuff to keep me entertained, but enough actual good stuff to also keep me entertained.
      Posted Jan 12, 2022
      Steel Magnolias (1989) Andrew Galdi By the end, the tears were streaming. Almost cathartic.
      Posted Jan 12, 2022
      Cruella (2021) Avaryl Halley This soundtrack was wild...Stone was good, but not fantastic.
      Posted Jan 12, 2022
      Cruella (2021) Andrew Galdi Unnecessary but still fun...
      Posted Jan 12, 2022
      Thumbelina (1994) Avaryl Halley It features an all-star cast, some questionable gender politics, but some FABULOUS outfits...
      Posted Dec 21, 2021
      Thumbelina (1994) Andrew Galdi This was fun...almost a bit of a Brave Little Toaster vibe...
      Posted Dec 21, 2021
      Shadow in the Cloud (2020) Andrew Galdi I laughed a lot. Don't know if I'd say I loved it, but a campy and stupid fun time, absolutely...
      Posted Dec 21, 2021
      Shadow in the Cloud (2020) Avaryl Halley Certainly memorable. I don't understand how anyone could not like this movie...
      Posted Dec 21, 2021
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