Peter Collinson Director, Actor Michael Caine Charlie Croker Actor Noël Coward Mr. Bridger Actor Benny Hill Professor Simon Peach Actor Margaret Blye Lorna Actor Tony Beckley Freddie Actor Raf Vallone Altabani Actor Rossano Brazzi Beckerman Actor Irene Handl Miss Peach Actor John Le Mesurier Governor Actor Fred Emney Birkinshaw Actor John Clive Garage Manager Actor George Innes Bill Bailey Actor Michael Standing Arthur Actor David Kelly Vicar Actor Troy Kennedy Martin Screenwriter Michael Deeley Producer Quincy Jones Original Music Douglas Slocombe Cinematographer John Trumper Film Editing Paul Lee Lander Casting Disley Jones Production Design