Stanley Tucci Arthur Director, Actor, Writer, Producer Oliver Platt Maurice Actor Teagle F. Bougere Sheik Actor Elizabeth Bracco Pancetta Leaky Actor Steve Buscemi Happy Franks Actor Billy Connolly Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro Actor Allan Corduner Captain Actor Hope Davis Emily Essendine Actor Dana Ivey Mrs. Essendine Actor Allison Janney Maxine Actor Richard Jenkins Johnny Leguard Actor Matt McGrath Detective Marco Actor Alfred Molina Sir Jeremy Burtom Actor Isabella Rossellini The Veiled Queen Actor Campbell Scott Meistrich Actor Tony Shalhoub Voltri, First Mate Actor Lili Taylor Lily 'Lil' Actor Lewis J. Stadlen Bandleader Actor Woody Allen Audition Director (uncredited) Actor Jonathan Filley Executive Producer Elizabeth W. Alexander Producer Gary DeMichele Original Music Ken Kelsch Cinematographer Suzy Elmiger Film Editing Ellen Lewis Casting Andrew Jackness Production Design Chris Shriver Art Director Catherine Davis Set Decoration Juliet Polcsa Costume Design