Teddy Bears' Picnic

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Movie Info

Celebrities, politicians and businessmen gather at an exclusive resort in northern California.

Cast

Ming-Na Wen
as Katy Woo
Henry Gibson
as Clifford Sloane
David Rasche
as Elliot Chevron
Brenda Strong
as Jackie Sloane Chevron
Thom Sharp
as James Neal Taylor
Judith Owen
as Nancy McMahon
Julie Payne
as Lila Claypool
Robert Mandan
as Stanton Vandermint
Morgan Fairchild
as Courtney Vandermint
Michael McKean
as Porterfield Pendleton
Alan Thicke
as Himself
Harry Shearer
as Joey Lavin
Justin Kirk
as `Damien Pritzker
Travis Wester
as Denny O'Leary
George Wendt
as General Edison Gerberding
Kenneth Mars
as Gene Molinari
Bob Einstein
as Dom Molinari
John O'Hurley
as Earle Hansen
Richard Israel
as Ad Agency Guy
Fred Willard
as Senato Roger Dickey
Annabelle Gurwitch
as Jennifer Gersh
Dick Butkus
as Himself
Joyce Hyser
as Rita D'Onofrio
Darron Johnson
as Malcolm the Bartender
Burt Bulos
as Billy the Driver
Kurtwood Smith
as Sec. of Transportation William Easter
John Marrott
as County Sheriff
Dale E. Turner
as Maurice the Driver
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Critic Reviews for Teddy Bears' Picnic

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  • Pic lacks the development needed for a full-length feature and, following a hilarious opening sequence, it becomes tiresomely one-note.

    February 25, 2009 | Full Review…

    Scott Foundas

    Variety
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  • Most of the film feels conceived and shot on the fly -- like between lunch breaks for Shearer's radio show and his Simpson voice-overs.

    November 22, 2002 | Rating: 2.5/4
  • The satire is unfocused, while the story goes nowhere.

    April 5, 2002 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…
  • It is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age and older men drink to excess, piss on trees, b.s. one another and put on a show in drag.

    April 3, 2002
  • A beyond-lame satire, Teddy Bears' Picnic ranks among the most pitiful directing debuts by an esteemed writer-actor.

    March 29, 2002 | Rating: .5/4
  • Too much of it feels unfocused and underdeveloped.

    March 28, 2002 | Rating: 2.5/5

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